Chapter 7 Another day in Dimmsdale Elementary School

Timmy's house January 27, 2012 6:00 am local time

"Good morning Timmy!" Cosmo said to the now-awake Timmy. Timmy got up and happily prepared.

"Wow, sport, you are happy and excited for the morning…" Wanda said, floating near Timmy.

"Well, why wouldn't I be excited if being a chosen one means to protect the world and save other dimensions! Besides, I have my friends who happened to be secret agents and such!"

"Oh Timmy!" Timmy's dad yelled. His mom and dad opened the door and said "Well, we'll be going to a historical theme-park in Dansville and guess what, we'll leaving you behind!"

"Let me guess, you will get a babysitter named Vicky?"

"No, we will get you a babysitter from a different country!"

"Hi po." A happy-go-lucky girl who looks to be in her sixteen years of age said. She is wearing a red skirt and an orange shirt with white-interwoven red stripes that forms a square. She also has a green handkerchief on her hair with white polka-dots.

"My name is Isabel Corazon de Hesus! I will be your babysitter for this day!"

"Well, good luck dear and have some fun!" Timmy's mom and dad closed the door in a bang and left.

"Cebu, what are you doing here?" Wanda asks.

"Is she a country?"

"Opo." Cebu replied.

"Well then, what could possibly go wrong!"

Five Reasons Why Filipinos are Frequently Late (Sorry to insult Filipinos out there: I'm a Filipino and I'm proud of it. I'm making a satire for fun ok. NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE!)

1. They like to sleep more in the morning…

Cebu is now snoring very hard on the floor.

"Cosmo, Wanda, I wish that a pail of water pours on her" Cosmo and Wanda flings a pail of water to her.

"Aruy. Ang sakit!" Cebu replied.

"I said water pouring her, not a bucket hitting her!" Wanda commented.

"But I wanted that to happen!" Cosmo said.

2. They are meticulous cookers

"Now, where is the pan…" Cebu said.

"It's over there…"

"Oh, right!"

After 10 minutes…

Cebu is now seen pouring salt slowly…

"Come on, I'm STARVING HERE!"

"Wait for more!"

3. They spend most of their time gossiping…

"You know…" Timmy just heard lot blah-blahs which he doesn't even mind. After that, Timmy just prepared his own bag while Cebu is still just talking.

"Come on, don't tell me she's like that!"

4. They work real slowly when they are hurrying

Cebu is now seen clearing out the table a washing the dishes. Timmy, while brushing, notices her and follows her slow pace…

5. They never bother about the time

"Um, Cebu, what time is it? The school bus is not yet here?"

"Um, 7:59…"

"DARN IT, I'm late! COSMO, WANDA, I WISH THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL!" At that time, Timmy left.

"But he has to go at 8:00 right?"

By the way, there is a saying that if the Filipinos are told to meet at 8:00, they are only just going out of their house at 8:00…

"TIMMY, YOU ARE LATE!" Mr. Crocker said "and I'm giving you a…"

"IT'S AIRFORCE ZERO!" AJ yelled. All of the students dodged. He then whispered to Chester "I really love that catchphrase."

At that moment, the school's window is broken and America enters in with his 'hero' pose.

"Now, I'm working with the Dept. of Education. Mr. Denzel Crocker, you are given a week leave with twice the salary!"

"OH SWEET! When will it start?"

"Today."

"See you kids!" he went thru the broken window with his suitcase and came tumbling away and laughing like crazy, then having an epileptic shock and saying "FAIRIES!".

"Your teacher is on the leave. So right now, I present to you the substitute!" America said. No one was responding.

"I SAID SUBSTITUTE!" China is now seen running the hallway. He now enters the room formally.

"Uncle Yao!" Trixie yelled.

"China!" Timmy said simultaneously. Chester and AJ look at him intently.

"I mean, you came from China?"

"Of course I came from China. My name is Yao Wang…" China wrote his alias in Chinese "… and I will be your instructor…"

"Hahaha! Of course, you should be teaching them America's history and the awesome kick-butt culture I have!" America yelled.

"Oh, please, I don't want to teach that cultural thrash of yours. Since we are in UN week, I will teach you the Chinese Culture."

"Well, I want each of you to make a ten-page report to all the cultures you encountered in this eight-day study. Of course, you must say that all the other cultures are junk and that the American culture is the best!"

"What! I won't accept that-aru!" China replied.

"Sorry dude, you're in American soil. The Hero's rules will prevail! By the way…" America looks at a paper he is holding and said "… you have three students from another country, Japan, Latvia, and England!"

"IT'S SEALAND!" a young voice said.

"Oh, whatever. Now!" Latvia, Max and Sealand came inside the room thru the door.

"Hello, my name is Max and I came from Japan!"

"Hello, my name is Ravis Galante and I came from Latvia!" the other kid said beside Max said. Sealand, however, did something ridiculous: he made a flag of Sealand with colors on the board and said "My name is Peter Kirkland and I came from the beautiful country named Sealand!" At that moment, Britain rushes to the room and said "PETER KIRKLAND! I TOLD YOU TO…"

"Of course, you just have to recognize…" America then covers Sealand's mouth and said "Well, for now, you'll meet the three later. We will have some talk to them for now. Right now, why don't you go outside and watch the cultural dances…" That moment, all of the students went out. Sealand then stared at a certain Asian-American girl who winked towards him.

"Alright, we have to talk to you…" America said, releasing Sealand.

"Did you see that girl? He winked at me!" Sealand replied.

"Yeah… every girl winks every guy they see…" Latvia stutteringly said. Everyone took a look at him. "Wha-what do you expect from a cou-country wi-ith the highest fe-female birth rate in-in the world …"

"Well, he does got the point…" Max replied.

"Well, maybe you just got that as an illusion…" Britain said.

"Come on Britain, look at Sealand. He's…"

"YOU BLOODY AMERICA! SAYING HE'S GROWING MEANS HE HAS AN ECONOMY, AND WHEN IT HAPPENS, WE ARE FORCE TO RECOGNIZE HIM EVEN THOUGH HE IS JUST A PLATFORM OUT IN THE SEA!"

"Yeah, why wouldn't you recognize me? It's a done deal. Besides, you said that I was growing up, right?"

"Ve~" Italy pops up on the window.

"Honhonhonhon… I heard another nation is growing up…"

"But you and the others are losing money, right?" Italy replied

"Honhonhonhon… I'll teach him how to chase girls and his economy would boom…" France said. He then increases his voice and said "Honhonhonhonhonhon… I sense that someone really needs to learn from the love…" a block of wood directly hits France on the face enough to make a red mark.

"WHAT IN THE WORLD DID YOU DO THAT TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!" France shouted back.

"YOU POVERTY-DRIVEN RASCAL! I WON'T LET YOU RECOGNIZE THAT BLOODY ANNOYING JERK!" At that moment, the two begins to fight. America just laughs on the scene. Max just looks at it and said "Oh boy…"

On another bush near them…

"Oh look at them, James…" a female voice said.

"Well, as I could see, they are fighting again…" another male voice responded.

"Well, we need a way to spy, find and capture the chosen one. If we fooled him, then we will be able to defeat everyone else…"

"But how are we able to do that? We are not supposed to use Pokémon in this covert op…"

"Well. Foop…"

"Yes, as long it's about…"

"We get the chosen one and you could destroy the fairy baby. I wish that I have a brainwash… what do you call it here?"

"A cat?"

"A cat." A red-eyed cat appeared. It acted like a cat and purrs like a living one, except that it can no longer able to think for itself.

"Let's see if we could spy them…" the mysterious persons just placed a chip on its back with a letter R on it and it was allowed to roam. However…

"Wow, a poor cat…" Greece went by the cat. The cat became obviously mad due to its brainwashed instincts towards the countries.

"Well, don't be afraid." Greece took the cat even though it's scratching and he removed the microchip on its back. The cat immediately returned into a normal, black cat, cuddling on Greece's arm.

"What did just happen?" the voice said

"I told you that it's hard to mess against them…" Foop replied…

AK1028: Just did some spelling and grammar changes. No big deal.