Chapter 8 Cultural and Country Bonanza
"Ehem… is this thing on?" a guy with the sunglasses said on the stadium.
"What is he doing in here?" Timmy said, recognizing he is KND agent number 1.
"Well, as a part of the plan, KND has many of their agents around, and you would not notice them due to the crowd of kids." AJ replied.
"Well, welcome to the UN cultural day two…" Number One said on the microphone
On the back stage…
"I hate this…"
"Why, Switzerland?" Austria asks.
"I'M WEARING A DRESS!"
"So the question as always is why?"
"Well…"
Flashback:
"Big Brother?"
"Liechtenstein, why?"
"I want you to sing a folk song I have named Oh Verneli for the cultural meet in Dimmsdale. I'll make the dress for you!" Liechtenstein showed to him a smile.
"Ok… as long as you are happy…"
"I'm happy to see my Big Brother on stage!" Liechtenstein said with a smile among the crowd of kids. Suddenly, she felt a finger pocking her.
"Hey, who are you?" Timmy asks.
"My name is Lili Zwigli from the land of Liechtenstein!"
"Lichtenstein?"
"Liechtenstein. Yours?"
"Timmy Turner. Nice to meet you." AJ poked Timmy and whispered "You should be careful whom you're dealing with…"
"Why?"
"His Big Brother is very territorial."
"Now, for the first performance…" Number one said "… we present to you a dance number of the folk song Oh Verneli presented to you by Mister Kiku Honda and Mister Basch Zwigli. The dance originated from…" he then whispered "Psst, number 4 how do you pronounce it?"
"I don't know."
"I know, Liechtenstein!" a female voice said.
"Thanks, number three." He then coughs and continues "Sorry for the interruption. The dance originated from the folk song in the land of Liechtenstein. Now, let here it out for the song Oh Verneli!" The curtain was lifted and the beautifully-detailed scenery of the Alps is shown. Japan then sings "O Verneli, my pretty one, pray tell me where's your home?"
Switzerland replied happily in the song "My home it is in Switzerland, 'tis made of wood and stone, my home it is in Switzerland, 'tis made of wood and stone".
"Yo ho ho, tra la la la," They now turned around while happily singing the song
"Yo ho ho, tra la la la,"
"Yo ho ho, tra la la la,"
"Yo ho ho, tra la la la,"
"Yo ho ho, tra la la la,"
"Yo ho ho, tra la la la,"
"Yo ho ho, tra la la la,"
"Yo ho ho!"
After that, the students just clapped. The countries on the back staged, however, laughed very hard!
"I can't stop myself laughing!" Hungary said. Austria just laughed his spleen out. Even the G8 except Japan are laughing. Germany, on the other hand, is keeping his laughter at bay.
"Yeah, laugh as you want…" Switzerland said.
"Oh douchebag. I never expected that…" Austria said. He resumed laughing.
"Hahahaha! I can't imagine Switzerland doing that!" Italy Veneciano said while rolling and laughing at the floor. At that moment, Switzerland brought out a pistol with a silencer and pointed it at Italy.
"If you continue laughing, I'll shoot you at the head."
"No, Please, I'm begging you!" Italy knelt and repeatedly bows down to Switzerland "I'll do anything just please don't shoot me! I'll do anything even to manufacturing your guns even if I have a problem in my economy and…"
"Well then…"
"Looks like it's our turn, Master Austria." Hungary said.
"Well…" Austria just looked away…
Outside, Cosmo, now in a mushroom form, laughed his spleen out, LITERALLY, after Switzerland and Japan performed.
"That's hilarious. Is that my spleen?"
"What are you two doing here?" Timmy whispered.
"Well, as a godparent, isn't it we must be with you?" Wanda replied
On the stage, a beautiful romantic waltz was made by Austria and Hungary that made most of the girls wish that they could dance a boy. Surprisingly…
"Timmy, please, can you have a dance with me?"
"TOOTIE! How'd you get here?"
"It's a secret… Please, let's have a date together and have…"
"Wow, chosen one…"
"WAH! WHO ARE YOU?" Timmy replied to the tall, ominous figure on his left.
"I'm Ivan Braginsky…"
"Kekkon…" another voice said. This shocks the two boys.
"Big Brother…You won't escape even in someone else's dream! Now, KEKKON, KEKKON!"
"GO AWAY BELARUS!" At that moment, Timmy woke up.
"What a nightmare…"
"It's lunchtime and we could now declare a break." Number 1 said. Now, the students are now in the canteen…
"So, Ludwig, who's the cook today?" Italy asks.
"HIYAAH!" China said, slicing and dicing foods around which amazes everyone. After a few seconds, tons of Chinese delicacies are now on the table. Each of the students got their plate, with Trixie receiving twice as much.
"Wow, Trixie, you surely are good at connections!" Tad said.
"Well, what do you expect, Chinese foods are both low-fat and healthy…"
Five Reasons Why Countries Must Not Interact to Their Citizens except Their Bosses
1. You will offend other countries
"Now, I will try to get that girl's heart and the others would recognize me as a country!" Sealand said. "Well, first, I will try and know the name of that Asian girl…" China sensed it, leaves his cooking post and flings Sealand beyond the roof.
"Don't you ever dare come to any of my citizens!"
2. If you won't, you will be thrown outside
"I hate that China. Why would he do that instead of recognizing me?" Sealand said "Let's see… I know, I'll use my charisma in convincing the other countries to her!"
Later…
"Hello my lady…" Sealand said while facing sideways. Trixie is shown eating the food and notices Sealand. Sealand continued and said "Of course, you would recognize me as someone coming from the great land known as Sealand!"
"Sealand?" Trixie asks.
"It's a country with a population of 4…"
"THAT BLOODY BRAT!" Britain shouted on the table with the trainers and the countries while peering over the scene "I TOLD HIM THAT HE SHOULD FOLLOW THE RULES!"
"Come on Britain…" America was interrupted when Britain comes near and picks Sealand by his collar…
"HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" Sealand said, now outside the dining hall
"I TOLD YOU THAT YOU MUST ABIDE TO THE RULES!"
3. You would scare them…
"What are you looking for Timmy?" Chester asks.
"Well, I have a dream of Tootie stalking me, a tall, scary guy beside me, and a very creepy girl!" Timmy replied. Just then, a heavy-laden hand touched Timmy on his back that freaks him out.
"Oh, hi Ivan!" AJ said.
"Don't tell me he's a country…"
"Da! I am. Well…"
"Big Brother…" Belarus said.
"Chosen one, please hide me from her…" Russia said, hiding on Timmy's back.
"Yeah, about that…"
"Hello Timmy!" Tootie said.
"RUN AWAY!" the two just ran away.
"AJ, what's wrong with Timmy today?" Tootie asks.
"Well, I don't know…"
"BIG BROTHER…" Belarus strolled down the hallway in a creepy fashion.
"Wah!" Sanjay, Timmy's other friend, hides beneath the table.
"I could sense a scary AURA!"
4. You would destroy their innocence (especially you France)
"Well, I'll be going to the bathroom…" Veronica said. She left and instead of the bathroom, she hid on the wall on the hallway's exit, concealing herself.
"I'm really jealous of Trixie… every boy likes her, even my Timmy, and even one of the newcomer!"
"I just sense someone who needs consultation for love…" a voice said.
"Who are you?"
"Of course, if you want someone to notice and fall in love with you, come to someone who comes from the nation of love!"
"From France?"
"Of course… honhonhonhonhon… we gave the most effective love advice and will make any relationship successful…" At that moment, a brick hit France again on his head.
"WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU WANT TO HIT ME ON MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!" France shouted.
"Let me compute it… You with a girl, hiding in the shadows, DO I HAVE TO SAY MORE!" Another voice said.
"What, this young kid must know about love… besides, such an idiot British man who believes that fairies exist is like a soiled truffle eaten by the dirtiest pig who happens to be like you."
"YOU BLOODY FRANCE!"
"France?" Veronica said. All that can be heard are punches and kicks from the two fighting. Veronica just returned to the table.
"Well, what happened?" Chad asks.
"Well, just two adults fighting like kids. Why would he say the word France?"
Of course, you might give away your identity as a bonus…
5. You don't want do make another country angry, especially the strict one
Germany's head is now reaching boiling point as he saw Italy convincing everyone about Pasta, France and Britain fighting, Belarus chasing Russia, Spain playing a guitar with Romano, Sealand's voice, and a whole lot more. He then shouted "I'M DECLARING A MEETING FOR ALL THE UN DELEGATES AVAILABLE. I WANT YOU TO GO OUTSIDE AND WE'LL TALK!" immediately, all of the countries, non-Dimmsdalian KND Members, and trainers left the hall.
"I REALLY DON'T WANT WHAT YOU ARE DOING EARLIER!" Germany said "EACH OF US MUCH BE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH WHILE WE FIND THE OTHER WIELDERS!"
"But Germany, I'm just talking…"
"ITALY VENECIANO! I WANT YOU TO LISTEN FOR A WHILE." Germany then brought out his Inter-dimensional Journal and said "I listed here all the violations. So far, among the countries, Japan, Latvia, Switzerland, and Liechtenstein still have not violated any rules…"
"What about me?" Sealand asks.
"YOU VIOLATED ALL OF THEM!"
"But how?"
"Rule number 1: Only Internationally-recognized countries are to be mentioned. Sealand and any other micro nations must never be mentioned and the mother country of that micro nation must be recognized as their citizenship…"
"But we all know…"
"IT SAID A MICRONATION!" Germany shouted. "Sealand, you broke that."
"Rule number 2: You must only call each other on your alias. Sealand, you also broke that earlier morning, so are you Britain…"
"Rule number 3: No one must promote your own culture unless you are performing a dance or you're the cook of the day. Degrading another culture is strictly prohibited. Do I have to say you by name?"
"Rule number 4: NO ONE MUST STRAY AROUND THE SCHOOL UNLESS YOU'RE THE INSPECTOR FOR THE DAY, GO TO THE BATHROOM, OR GETTING A MEAL! SPEAKING TO ANY CIVILIANS EXCEPT THE PRINCIPAL IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED! Speaking of that, how's your survey, Spain?"
"Well, they are all happy to all the dances, although some are bored or sleepy…"
"Finally, Rule number 5… urgh…"
"Germany, what's wrong?" Italy asks.
"… No one must shout inside the school building…"
"HAHA! GERMANY VIOLATED ONE!" America yelled. Germany just closed the notebook.
"Each of us must follow the rules starting next week. Besides, we still have a lot of time to find the wielders…"
"Germany…" Italy pokes Germany's back.
"… The only problem is that we don't know how to start our search…"
"Germany…" Italy said while poking Germany more.
"WHAT!"
"I just remembered something… I lost my white flags for you, me and Japan during the Darkness incident. They contain a lot of memories during World War Two, where we celebrate our friendship as the Axis!"
"Why did you tell me now?"
"Wait…" Britain just thought up of something "…I just remembered that Aslan told me that we will find them thru three white flags. I didn't believe it because anyone could make white flags… unless…"
"OF COURSE!" America yelled "WE COULD SEARCH EVERY WHITE FLAG IN DIMMSDALE, GET ALL THE KIDS, AND FIND THE WAND TRIO!"
"That's a bit dangerous…" Britain comments.
"Let's see… Italy, can you make another white flag for me, you, and Japan?" Germany asks.
"I always have something to spare…" Italy brought out three white flags with the inscriptions in Japanese, German, and Italian.
"Not that… You made them in Japanese, right? The ones you lost during the Darkness incident?"
"Well, I'll make a new one!" After a minute, three flags in Japanese inscription are made, with the labels 'I surrender-Italy', 'I surrender-Japan', and 'I surrender-Germany'.
"Well, Are Italians like him?" Paul asks.
"Well, he's the worst of them…" Kenny said.
"Wait, I knew this flag!" China pointed to the one with the inscription 'I surrender-Germany' "it was held by the love ninja who tried to hurt the Tang family-aru."
"Wait, China, the Tang family is part Chinese?" America asks.
"What do you expect? Tan, Sy, Chin, Chuan, Tang Dynasty?" China replied "I thought that ninja was an OTLI member, why would he attack me-aru?"
"Well, they have a flight to Singapore in their private jet for their 12-hour vacation …" America said. China gulped at that.
"Who's the pilot-aru?"
"Well, surprisingly, it's me…" China became scared, for that jet is actually a part-time fighter jet that the Tang family just borrowed. China just whispered to himself "Ok, the Tang family didn't even know that is a fighter jet which they converted into a luxury one that is capable to fly across the Pacific Ocean. Still, I just retained the 2 30mm cannons in case of emergencies…"
"What are you saying China?"
"Just nothing-aru…"
"Say, when they are leaving?" Britain interrupted.
"About 4:30 am tomorrow morning in their private airport…"
"Alright. First of all, if the OTLI has interest in the Tang family, we have to guard them for sure. America, China, you'll do the job…" Britain said.
"Roger that!" America replied.
"Japan, we'll try to find this 'love ninja' and ask him or her questions regarding the flag. Also, France.."
"Bon sûre what is it my British man?"
"You guard the chosen one. You could take whoever you want with you. Make sure you don't do anything vile and idiotic. Now, let's finish this day and find our leads…"
Before the day ends, the trainers did the oriental part of the dances. Dawn, Misty, Paul, Kenny, and Ash did a dance that tells about a certain Chinese Dynasty. However, May and Drew has to suffer from the dance the Philippine siblings made known as Tinikling…
"Come on May, you could do…OW!" Drew said while his left foot was clamped on the bamboo doing the third, closing beat. May gracefully went thru it. After that, the day ended with Drew having his feet sore…
AK1028: Just did some spelling and grammar changes. No big deal!