Chapter 9 A dogfight, an ambush, and The Deal

Tang Family Private Runway, January 28, 2012 4:00 am

"Dad, where are we going?" Trixie asks.

"We are going to the Singapore and have a business/ vacation trip."

"Well, my beautiful sweetheart, we are all going to go to the butterfly park, the Universal Studios theme park and ride those rides that are so cute and adorable!" Trixie mom followed up.

"I do suggest that Trixie instead must learn more of the oriental culture-aru…" a familiar voice said.

"Uncle Yao?"

"Mr. Yao Wang, what are you doing here?" Mr. Tang asks.

"Well, just checking out the plane I gave you-aru." China responded.

"So, how's your business?"

"Doing fine. I want to join you to Singapore, you know, for business trips…" China then whispered "… and the islands spelled S-P-A-R-T-L-Y-S…"

"Well, I do think my daughter must learn to be more polite and act like a lady instead of business and such…"

"YOU EXPECT HER TO SURVIVE REAL LIFE! I do suggest, Mrs. Tang, that you teach your daughter three things: learning to make tea, wushu, and the art of making money-aru!"

"Another Chinese metaphor? Look, I'm contented that my daughter only learns to make tea and learns stuff and become a real girl."

"ALL ABOARD!" America yelled.

"Wait, aren't you the one from the Dept. of Education?" Trixie asks America.

"Aside from that, I'm also a pilot of the United States Air Force!" America yelled. "Well, let's go inside now…" After that, they left the runway. Just then, America turned the jet into autopilot and meets up with China and the Tang family.

"Mr. and Mrs. Tang, we have to talk-aru…" China said

KND Base on Dimmsdale, California (a.k.a AJ's house) 5:30 am

"Does the KND have any information about the love ninja?" Japan asks.

"Well, maybe… we have to make sure…" Britain searches for the secret entrance and he found it among the bushes. However, even though Britain and Japan are countries, they are still grown-ups and Britain remembered that only kids have access to the base, as evidence of the small handprint scanner. He then calls in the British agents and they let them open the hideout.

"Thanks 513." Britain said as the 3 agents waved and went inside the weird-looking bus. They went inside where Max was sleeping there.

"What are you doing here?" Japan asks the trainer.

"Well, instead of training Pokémon, in this world, I have nothing to do. Besides, it's more fun to learn about another dimension so I decided to stay here for the weekend!" Max immediately woke up.

"Where are the other trainers?" Britain asks.

"Well, Ash decided to quickly return to Unova while my sister and Dawn went to Italy to explore more. Paul, Drew and Barry, however, stayed in New York to discover more of the local culture…" the young trainer replied "Beside, could you just give me some sleep…"

"Well…" Britain opened the mainframe and it requires a password.

"I'll do it, Britain…" one type and Japan opened it up.

"Japan, you surely know the password…"

"It's simple, it's k*** r***." Japan goes thru the files of all the children in Dimmsdale and found a surprising profile: a profile of Tootie De Leslie who was also dubbed as the love ninja.

"So, we have a lead…" at that moment, the alarms blared enough to wake Max again, Numbers 1,2,3,4 and 5 comes inside the room and catches the two countries by the net.

"WHAT THE BLOODY WORLD DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Britain protested.

"Sorry about that, Mr. Britain… we thought the KND alarm around Dimmsdale has something to do with grown-ups in the camera…" the girl with a green, long sweatshirt, so long that over half of it dangles beyond her arm length, said.

"Number 3, you sure it's the countries?" a chubby guy with an airforce-like goggles said.

"It's affirmative, number 2." Number 1 said.

"If it's not them, then what could bring the alarm of…?"

"Oh come on! Why do you come in my house without permission?" AJ shouted, running towards them. He still looks a little bit sleepy.

"Sorry, 725." Number 1 apologized.

"We are just having a sleep-over when the alarm blared!" Chester responded standing beside AJ.

"Who opened the mainframe and check the profiles?" AJ raised a question towards them. 1, 2,3,4,5 and Max pointed to Britain and Japan.

"Is that the cause?" Number 5, a black-American girl wearing a red cap, blue shirt, and a long, black, curly hair, all designed like a hip-hop girl would, and said.

"No. The alarm works out either someone else attacks the base, the Delightful Children are found near the base…" AJ said.

"…or an alien stealth fighter came thru the skies…" AJ and Chester simultaneously said.

"Wait a minute, KND alarms are not meant to detect alien stealth fighters!" Number 4, a Caucasian American boy wearing long, orange sleeves, straight, evenly-cut hair covering his eyes, and a long, lose blue jeans, replied.

"Actually, Alfred F. Jones and the Dansville agents requested that right after the Pictonian Invasion…"

"But the Pictos…" Britain remembered something about the Tang family "… the bloody-"

"My situation awareness says that someone is in danger and they are now in the air!" Japan said.

"Can you establish contact to private jets?" Britain asks.

"No." AJ said "What do you expect? KND interfering adult pilots? There is no way!"

"Japan, warn Arthur and Yao that a certain squadron of Leroy jets are about to destroy them!" Britain said…

"Are you kidding me? why would our family be the target of this OTLI?" Mr. Tang asks.

"We don't even know-aru." China replied "I'm going to ask you… do any of you remember getting a white flag with Japanese inscriptions on it?"

"There is no way, not even my sweet daughter, we would own such a manly, military…"

"I sure do!" Trixie said while bringing out a white flag with the inscriptions 'I surrender-Italy'.

"My darling, why didn't you…"

"Why should I tell you mom? You don't even want to let me hang out with those from the lower class, learn other things aside from being an 'adorable, sweet little princess who likes pink', and as Uncle Yao say, learn wushu and the art of making money!" Just then, missile alarms are blaring. China looked at the cockpit and saw that it was largely unchanged, except that there are two seats, two sets of flight controls, a single throttle, and fighter plane avionics.

"We are being attacked by missiles. What airspace are we located-aru?" China asks.

"Still in the US of A…" America replied. China took the pilot seat, put on the afterburner, and zooms up. This maneuver pushes America and the Tang family towards the back seats. China releases some chaff and the missiles misses.

"What in the world are you doing, Yao?" Mr. Tang asks.

"We are in the fight of our life. We are surrounded by 4 fighter jets!"

"But the radar doesn't show anything. Besides, why did you zoom up instead of doing a chandelle, a hard turn, or a Split-S?" Trixie asks.

"Wait, Trixie, WHEN IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD DID YOU LEARNED THOSE TERMS!" America asks.

"What terms? My daughter cannot learn about anything but hanging out and learning the life of a princess!" Mrs. Tang, now turning on her seatbelt, said.

"You're kidding me. Trixie, those terms are only used in BASIC AIR COMBAT MANEUVERING!" America yelled.

"Anyone, can you please activate the long-radar frequency!" China yelled. He trying to lose another jet on his tail and successfully do so

"I have…" Trixie interrupted America's approach to the radar system and changed some wires. "Perfect." Suddenly, the radar now features the stealthy Leroy jets.

"Thanks about that Alfred…"

"That's not me, it's Trixie." America replied.

"And I thought you didn't teach your daughter wushu, Mrs. Tang-aru?"

"We didn't, we are surprised she could do that!" Mr. Tang, still feeling the force of gravity, said.

"Mr. Yao, can I seat beside you and be your co-pilot?" Trixie asks.

"Sure-aru." Trixie wears the nearby G-suit and the headphone. She soon turned around and two weird-looking jets are there.

"Bandits at 4:00 low!"

"HIYAAH!" China banks right and dives the aircraft to the left into a 3-G turn.

"So that's how it feels like to experience G-force…"

"But you're too young-aru, how did you learn that, Trixie?" China asks.

"Well, just playing some games… look out, missiles 12:00 ahead!" Those missiles are intercepted by a stream of rubber bands.

"Perhaps you need some help sir?" a voice said. "This is KND helping you out…" Below them, 5 weird planes passed thru them. They seem to be either based on animals or just made from backyard materials.

"Aru-this is Yao Wang, a.k.a China, reporting for duty and in need of a wingman."

"China? You've got to be kidding me!" Trixie looked to his 'uncle' Yao.

"Promise to keep this from your mom and dad?"

"I promise…" Just then, another Leroy jet position on their six and their plane detects a missile lock.

"This plane detects a missile lock? That's the feature only fighter jets have!" Trixie responded.

"Trixie, THIS IS A CONVERTED FIGHTER JET-ARU!"

"A WHAT!" China did not answer Trixie and just did a Split-S maneuver and it breaks the lock. While doing a chandelle, he noticed that his flight controls are not responding and the plane chandelles to the opposite direction. The enemy just did a lousy left turn.

"Sorry, uncle Yao, but I have to do this…"

"YOU CRAZY TRIXIE! YOU WILL GET US KILLED!" China yelled.

"Just allow me this time." Trixie locates the enemy jet, flies near it, chops the throttle, performs a half-roll, dives to the Leroy jet, fires the 2 30mm cannons and shoots the enemy down, forcing a red alien out.

"Trixie, that's a high-low pass, are you training in secret?" China asks.

"Nope, I learned it from a game…"

"BUT THIS IS REAL LIFE! YOU CAN'T JUST LEARN THINGS IN A GAME!"

"Except in a game where it is mathematically accurate? Japan has one of them, and I have access!" America yelled. Trixie's parents, however, are just sleeping, either from shock, the maneuvers, or from surprise.

"So, you're not a bad pilot-aru?" China said. Trixie is now seen a little bit dizzy…

"I guess being a real-world fighter pilot is hard. I'm getting a little bit di…" at that moment, she fainted.

"Great kid. America, why don't you tie her up in the back and you be my co-pilot?"

"Sure." America did what China said and is now on the co-pilot sit.

"This is Alfred Jones a.k.a America, ready to kick some Leroy…"

"Good kill back there, China!" number 5 responded.

"It's not me-aru. It's my sweet little girl Trixie…"

"And you said you didn't like that to refer her?" America replied.

"Well, I was…"

"China, Leroy at 5 o'clock!" America said.

"Roger that…" China uses a barrel roll. The Leroy Jet overshoots and China closes in to the enemy jet.

"What kind of fighter plane is this? No missiles, just guns? WE ARE OUTGUNNED!" America yelled while trying to find where the trigger for missiles are.

"Don't worry. HIYAAH!" China shoots the next plane down and the alien just bailed out.

"Wow, these jets are just clumsy…" America said "They should've done other maneuvers…"

"This is number 2, ranking my second kill using soda missiles." Number 2 radioed in.

"I think we have to return to Dimmsdale. We found one of the wielders…" China responded…

9:30 am Timmy's house

"Good morning TIMMY!" Cosmo said while waking Timmy up.

"Good morning Cosmo. I just have a bad dream…"

"And that bad dream is about to come true…" At that moment, two persons, one with a lavender hair and a long, scarlet one said on the other side. They were wearing black uniforms with a letter R on their shirts.

"But, how about…" Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are now inside a butterfly net, and above Timmy is Foop.

"No way, who are you guys?" Timmy said, referring to the two adults.

"DO NOT RECITE YOUR MOTTO, JUST GET HIM!" Foop said.

"Honhonhonhon…" On the window, a French guy in a white trench coat came in, holding a rose on his mouth "From the country of love comes the romance, reaching the stars above from the Eiffel Tower, an epitome of every guy in the whole world… France is the name…" France threw the rose towards the girl.

"Oh, that's sweet…"

"Jessie, we have to…." Just then, Hungary flies pass them and hits both of them with a frying pan.

"Perhaps if you are searching to hurt the chosen one…" Hungary now stands in front of Timmy, holding her frying pan like a samurai sword "… you go first thru me!"

"In that case…" Jessie and James threw some smoke bombs around the room. Pan hits are heard everywhere. All that can be seen are the Team Rocket on the floor, knocked out cold. Hungary pointed her frying pan to Foop and said "Perhaps you want to be the next?"

"Well…" Foop disappears with Timmy's fairies.

"You just let him get away?" Timmy said.

"Well, at least, we've got pri-"At that moment, the two bodies turned into a rose and pillow.

"WHAT!" Hungary shouted.

"Honhonhonhonhon…" France brought out his Inter-dimensional phone "I have secured the adorable perimeter. Now, we just have to check things out…"

"But my fairies are kidnapped!" Timmy yelled.

9:45 am De Leslie residence

"Is this the place?" Britain asks. AJ and Chester are seen hiding behind Japan.

"You're KND agents and you're scared?" Japan asks.

"We're not scared, it's because of…" A mean teenage girl went out and seems to be torturing the young kid with glasses and braces.

"Now, how did she become the love ninja?" Britain asks. The girl was crying out loud. Just then…

"This is KND. Vicky De Leslie, drop that kid down!" a crude helicopter hovers above them.

"Forgot to tell you that KND holds Operation R.E.S.C.U.E 5, meaning Restricting Evil Sister's Cumulative Universal Extortion." AJ said.

"It is number 5 for this is the 5th time since summer!" Chester responded.

"So, you mean that you being scared is just…"

"Of course, Mr. Kiku, our way of spying!" AJ said.

"Again?" Vicky said towards the helicopter. Down come 5 agents.

"Vicky De Leslie, due to the fact that you are not following the rules and still do these things, for this weekend, you are under MAXIMUM KND CORRECTION. You must learn how to treat children normally." Vicky tried to resist but the agents just took her towards the helicopter and left. Down on the ground is Tootie; still feeling the torture of her sister wanting to use her to make the chores her sister is supposed to do.

"Are you alright Tootie?" Chester asks.

"Of course, I am. Good thing they came on time and saved me…" she just then sighed and said "I wish my Timmy came and rescue me…"

"Well, we just have a question…" AJ said. However, Britain cuts off.

"Well, we just have other questions…" Britain said "… why is she hurting you?"

"She wanted me to do the chores she is supposed to do…" Britain looks at AJ and Chester.

"WHAT?" the two countries responded.

"You called them for that?" Britain looks at the 2 KND agents.

"Well, she is so mean for destroying comic books, getting a kid's life savings…" AJ said

"…letting kids answering her physics assignments to a ten year old? THAT'S CRAZY! Except if you're AJ..." Chester continued.

"That still doesn't count theft, counterfeiting, bribery, hurting others for enjoyment, physical torture, grave threat…"

"Alright, stop that. Since when did KND… I mean, they... monitored her?" Britain asks.

"Well, since our membership." AJ responded.

"So, you could now question her." Britain said.

"So, do you own a white flag?" AJ asks Tootie.

"Yeah, aside from all kinds of flags from Japan and from other countries. If you want them all, I'll sell them for $10000 dollars. If you don't have that money, then I'll just go inside and wait for other deals!" At that moment, Tootie went inside.

"$10000, that's too big!" Chester said.

"Even if we combine all our salary in KND, it's just…" the two just grinningly smiled at Japan and Britain.

"Alright. We'll try to make a…" Britain was interrupted when an atomic poof was heard.

"I detected a disturbance, as if my fairy senses told me that three fairies are just kidnapped!" Jorgen said.

"What do you expect me? Do all the work?" Britain said.

"Well, you'll do it when I say… THE OTLI CAUSED IT!"

AK1028: Just did some spelling and grammar changes. No big deal.