AN: f off PREPZ ok! Tersa fangz 4 helpin agen. Ps im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Jinson was. It turned out that Hanson wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Some guy was. Newt was there crying tears of blood. Ben was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Ben.
"Rid my sight you despicable cranks!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "Magneta, Iloveyouwillyougooutonadatewithme?" He said
"Huh?" I asked.
"Magneta I love you will you go on a date with me?" asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the klunk? You torture my bf and then you expect me to go out with you? Gosh, you are so shucked up you shucking slinthead." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
"Ben what art thou doing?" called Janisn . Then… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on the fat trans and we went to da maze. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Nrwt taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a six-pack (cuz he so hut!) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for G'oosebumps Brenda, because she's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such shucking slintheads." answered Newt.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Tomis and Gorje took a video of me naked. Gally says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Ben is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory mangeta isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A SHUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.