Chapter 12 How Trixie learned to fly a plane

"Wow, it took me hard to…" China just looked around and was surprised that in Trixie's room, it's all PINK! He then noticed a group of stuff toys and hugs them…

"Um, Uncle Yao what are you…" Trixie asks…

Five reasons why China wants to get Spratlys and why China counterfeits other stuff (Based in Hetalia China, NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE!)

1. They're just cute…

"ARU!" China said while looking at a baby, endangered turtle. He got it into his palm. "IT'S KAWAAII!"

"Mr. Yao…" sailor said.

"Wow, I NEED to get these islands -aru…" China says "THIS TURTLES ARE CUTE!"

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"Uncle Yao, so, you like that Hello Kitty doll because they're cute?" Trixie asks.

"ARU!"

2. Economic business

"Mr. Yao…" China's human boss (for he has a dragon boss) said "… we need to get Spratlys…"

"Well, unless we preserve the cute, smugly, little turtles and make business -aru!" China said "As long as it didn't involve killing them…"

"Sure…" his boss replied with a grinning smile, saying to himself "Part of my diet is turtle meat…"

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"China, stop making counterfeits of my characters!" America yelled.

"Well, you want to spread your kick-butt democracy to the world-aru?"

"Uhu…"

"Just let me produce and provide you cheap labor and we're thru…"

3. They're cute…

"OH LOOK AT THAT!" China yelled. He saw this time a cute fish. "I want to get them-aru!"

"Sorry po Kuya China, but your under arrest for STEALING MY MONEY!" Ilocandia said on the ship. With her is the whole Philippine Navy.

"Can we speak this thru?" China said…

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"I won't allow you to copy my products!" Japan yelled.

"Well… BUT THOSE POKÉMON ARE CUTE-ARU!" China yelled.

4. They're cute

5. THEY'RE CUTE!

"Alright Uncle Yao, those are only two reasons…" Trixie said.

"But that is my only reason!" China defended.

"Well, I'll be playing my laptop now…" Trixie opens up her laptop (which was unusually made in China) and it broke.

"Good thing I saved my files on a back-up…" Trixie said while bringing out a new laptop, this time, made in Japan.

"Trixie, why don't you buy Chinese…?"

"Uncle Yao, Your products are known in the whole world to not last that long …" at that moment, she brought out a light platform with a button, a joystick, several levers and indicators and a headphone with glasses. She placed and connected it on a table ordained with a pink color, which secretly hides a set of pedals.

"ARU!" China exclaims "When did you…"

"Well, just used my bank account. Please don't tell mom and dad…"

"I promise." On the laptop screen, Trixie sorted thru a long series of files and folders, each folder written with names such as Unicorns, fairies and such. After opening 15 folders, three folders appeared: hummingbird, flower, and pixies.

"Wait, no person, unless hiding a secret would hide that so many folders -aru!" China said.

"Uncle Yao, please don't tell mom and dad that I'm keeping boys stuff under those folders…"

"Let me guess-aru. Hummingbirds are for airplanes, flowers for the battlefield, and pixies for pixels which could also mean pictures for comic books and manga's?"

"But how did you…"

"I'm a country, why shouldn't I know?" Just then, Trixie opened the folder hummingbird and shows a lot more series of folders.

"Oh boy… Trixie, what are those, and yet they have girly names and…" Trixie then click a folder with Japanese name.

"You're smart, Trixie..." China applauded "… your dad never trained to learn Japanese and used that to your advantage…" with that, another set of Japanese folders shown up… China reads it a noticed that their…

"Trixie, these are the names of World War Two…"

"…planes." Trixie said. Trixie opened one and it returned to English.

"You're playing a game about WWII planes-aru? No wonder why you used the guns back there…" China said

"Besides, those planes are easy targets. My opponents are way harder to be defeated than that. If they wanted to use missiles, they should not actually be always on full throttle." Trixie said "I just truly wish the jet we have has missiles back there…"

"Well, let's see how you play-aru." He opened the game and connected to a server. She inputted the username 'acergirl'…

"So, you're ready Timmy?" AJ said.

"Cool, Virtual Reality glasses. Should've used this before!" Timmy said.

"Those are expensive. Besides, they add the feel of the cockpit with those real-to-life controls." AJ pointed out to the console with a long stick, several levers, and controls, arranged in how the real cockpit should look.

"So, first, why don't we check out our squadron…?" Timmy said. After they opened the game, the same one Trixie is now playing, they first checked out their squadron status and there's an email. Chester checks it out.

"Oh SWEET!" Chester said "WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER!"

"Who?" AJ asks.

"Well, she may be a new player due to her pilot career…" Chester added "… but we now have 5 members!"

"Wait, the last time I played is when AJ invited me in his high-tech computer which is already cool before I discovered that this cooler stuff exists, who's the fourth member?" Timmy asks.

"Well, only the greatest ace with a rank of 112 in the global ranking…" AJ said.

"THE WHAT!"

"Well, her username is acergirl. Well, she was impressed while the two of us face off against her and manages to land some shots, but she manages to take us down simultaneously…" Chester said.

"Speaking of that, she was a lone wolf with no squadron before. I got reports that she once dueled alone against two squadrons and left 4 enemy planes burning before being forced to bail out because of the fuel." AJ said.

"Wait, I do remember…" Just then, the mysterious new member became online and shouted "TIMMY!"

"Wait, don't tell me…" Chester recognized that voice.

"Oh dear…" AJ said "It's Tootie…"

"Tootie, how did you know…?"

"Simple. You user name is 'bucktooth' so I guess it was you!" the voice replied to Timmy.

"But that's the most obscure thing…" AJ then whispered to Timmy about Tootie being a ninja.

"Okay…"

"So, I love to be Timmy's wingman, I love to be…" At that moment, acergirl is online.

"Well, she's a bit of a silent type Timmy." Chester said. "She only communicates thru the default radio patterns and by typing beforehand." At that, acergirl typed why don't we show off to another squadron, the F.U.N. Pedigree?

Chester replied by typing Well, we may try, since they are a little bit higher in ranking than ours

At that, Tootie shouted "F.U.N. Pedigree?"

AJ said thru the voice chat "Well, they are another famous squadron besides ours, the Dimmsdale Tigers, in the California Region. We manage to defeat them once, although Chester's not that lucky…"

"Yeah, who would hate being out of ammo and Timmy finishing the last of them?" At that moment, a message came from F.U.N. Pedigree.

"We are challenging you into a full-squadron dogfight, theater, battle of Britain, free-plane choosing…"

"Well, they're challenging us again…" Chester said.

"But 5 versus 16? We're no match! We fought them 3 vs. 4 before and we barely won!" Timmy said. Just then, they got a new message from a user 'Alfred_the_HERO!'"

"WHAT IS ALFRED DOING IN HERE-aru!" China said as he saw the message.

"Uncle Yao, is Alfred a country?" Trixie asks.

"Yes-aru."

"So, thanks to Japan hacking thru the system, we just knew both the identities and the usernames of the Wand Trio!" America said while talking to the countries Japan and Britain. With him are just a simple joystick, three screens, and a pedal underneath the table connected to the laptop. He also has a headphone. The screens, however, surrounds his face.

"America, this game is really accurate, down to the last details…" Japan in a similar platform said beside America.

"Well, so we will help them win and test their abilities on air-to-air combat, right?" Britain said.

"Of course. Besides, according to the new intelligence report we have, the OTLI plans to invade the airspace in our world and the best way to defeat the Darkness is by an airway just as I suggested." America said.

"Well, it just appears to be…" Britain said since the Leroys defending the Darkness's two humanly accessible weaknesses are covered with mirrors. Just then...

"The Bloody, I SUGGESTED THAT!"

"Too late, that's my idea…"

"So, why are you inviting me here?" Germany asks. He just saw the three on the dark room accessing three of the four computers. On the fourth one is the same game with someone online with the username 'the_luftwaffe_expert'.

"You expect me to play a childish computer game that is based on actual dogfights without the danger of losing my life? Reminds me of those memories. Alright, I'll join…"

Timmy shouted as he reads the records of the four new team members.

"IS THIS A JOKE? 0 flight hours, 0 kills, you're allowing 4 noobs to join?"

"WHO THE BLOODY *&^%% ARE YOU CALLING A NOOB!" Britain, username 'the_queen's_secret_royal_pilot' shouted. Timmy recognized the voice. He took the headphone of and asks Chester "Why are they here?"

"I don't know." Just then another joins up with the username 'the_wok_giant'.

"You always keep a spare-aru." China said with the same complement as Trixie has.

"Of course, and I could be your wingman." Trixie suggested.

The Dimmsdale Tigers sent a message and accepted the challenge.

"You're brave…" the opposing pilot with a username 'revenge_is_mine' said."10 vs. 16 with 5 noobs?" Timmy recognized the voice.

"Remy?"

"Of course, you never shot me down, your friend did." He replied "Now this time, my revenge is so sweet!"

AK1028: Just did some spelling and grammar changes. No big deal.