AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a shuken prep! fangz 2 teresa 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson allby swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der!

I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it.

(Da night before Newt and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Alby chased Jnsaon away. We flew there on our greivers. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Newt had a black MCR greive. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)

Well anyway I went down to the Homested. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Taylor Swift and One Direction.

"WTF!" I shouted going to sit next to G'oosebumps Brenda and Teresa. G'oosebumps Brenda was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraoote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Teresa was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Newt came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.

"Those guys are so shucking hot." Zart was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Jinson yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.

"….ALBY?1!" we all gasped.

"WTF?" I shouted angrily. "I thought he was just wearing that to scare Jainson!"

"Hello everyone." he said happily. "As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?"

Everyone from the poser table where the Medjacks sat started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn't believe what a poser he was!1.

"BTW you can call me Alvin." HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.

"What a shucking poser!" Newt shouted angrily as we we to running. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn't say anything. "I bet he's havin a mid-life crisis!" Teresa shouted.

I was so shucking angry.