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All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Jajian had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Newtso we could do it again.

"Wut de shucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was Joje! "R u gonna cum kis me or what." I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because Allvy had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Thomts since he was a pedo.

"No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow ttntmhmd." he growld angrily.

"Yah, so u can ur shuck ur sixy yr-old gurlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarkastikally.

"Klunkhead." He said, gong away.

Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped….Tomis and Gorge were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Blondie was watching!1

"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Blondie ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were shuking preps. (btw toms is movd 2 Med-Jacks now)

"WTF is that why u wanted gtgntgbtbff?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)

"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Joore shouted angrily.

"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed.

"You dimwit!." Tomis began 2 shoot angrily. And then…I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.

"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"

"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant shuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Allly. So shuck off, u slintheads!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vampire, looking extremely shucking hot.

"WTF where'd Newt?" I asked him.

"Oh he's bein a shucking slinthead. He told me he wouldn't com." Vampire said shaking his hed. "U wanna com with me? 2 the concert?"

Then….. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dogfather Whatitsnamw had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said 'MAGNTEA' on it.

….I gasped.

We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.

Vampire and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.

Gerard was so shuking hot! He begin 2 sing 'Helena' and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Newt, cryin in a corner.