Chapter 19 Trouble in the Tang Mansion
Tang Residence, 3:30 pm
After Mrs. Tang introduced the whole Sector CL2 to Trixie & China, her husband suddenly came in.
"Honey, I'm ho…" Mr. Tang noticed the five new kids and said "Honey, we need to talk…"
"And I need to talk to you Mr. Tang-aru…" China added "You have to explain something-aru."
The kids are left in the living room. Phineas and Ferb are seen planning to make a racing circuit from Dansville to L.A. and back. Buford and Baljeet, on the other hand, are playing chess with Baljeet on the advantage. Trixie was left alone in the scene until…
"Um hello, what's your name?" Isabella asks.
"Um, Trixie Tang…" Trixie responded "… yours?"
"Isabella Garcia-Shapiro. Let me guess, you're part Chinese?"
"Well, just learned that recently…" Trixie responded (Note: her parents never said she was part-Chinese but a part-Asian. It is only when China said she is his citizen confirmed it). "How about you?"
"Well, how should I put this…" Isabella begins to think "Well, in my case its complicated… and I only got to chose only two when I'm 18!" (VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Dual nationality is a very complex issue… especially if the Jewish one is involve…)
"So, you also have a diverse heritage?" Trixie replied. The two girls begins talking to each other…
"I told you to never let any other kids that I trust inside the house!" Mr. Tang yelled.
"What do you mean, I trust them…" her wife replied "Besides, like having a mysterious buck-toothed kid entering our house one time is not dangerous. What if he's a member of KND!"
"KNOCK IT OFF-ARU!" China yelled. "Easy, calm down…" the three gave a long release of breath. "Now, before you argue about those kids, what about if I ask WHY IN THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD YOU PROTECT TRIXIE AS IF SHE'S A TOP-SECRET EXPERIMENT!"
"What do you mean by that?" Mr. Tang asks.
"First is the presence of a 15mm armor… ON HER WINDOW-ARU!"
"I should not have placed that when China is… I mean, that's strange…" Mrs. Tang said. "I remember that the house planners did not…"
"Stop your psychology tricks-aru…" China said "I'm used to that… JUST THE TRUTH BEFORE…" at that moment, the doorbell rang…
"I really hope China's ok…" America said. Together with him are Tootie, Britain, and the whole of Sector V.
"Um, why are we here?" Tootie asks.
"Well, Sector CL2 is probably inside too…" #1 said.
"We are here to meet the wielder of the Ice Wand…" Britain said "Arggh! If I just know why would that bloody Jorgen let me forgot something I felt I should remember about her…"
"I CAN'T WAIT!" America came to his hyper mode again. "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE TWO CHILDREN ARGU…" America was hit cold by a mysterious brick from the sky.
"That would silence him up…" Britain commented.
"Hey, #1, could Britain actually wield top secret code star m alpha g?" # 5 whispered.
"I think so…" he replied.
"What's top secret code star m alpha g?" # 3 asks.
"Oh nothing!" the two denied.
"I do recommend you use your real names here…" Britain said "I heard that this family is full of secrets…" Mr. Tang opened the door and asks "Um, sorry, those kids are not allowed in here…"
"Well, I'm from the UK from the SIS division. I have here a document to certify the conditions of this investigation…" Mr. Tang reads the document and said "Hmm, we have all the G8, the Chinese, and the U.N. approving the memorandum together with the autonomous KND intelligence bureau. Alright, come in…" just as they are entering, #4 heard a distinct marching beat sound. Before he looked towards the direction, # 5 grabbed him inside.
As the kids are busy chatting…
"Hello Agent Tang!" America said… TOWARDS Mrs. Tang.
"WHAT! YOU'RE AN AGENT TOO!" China and Mr. Tang shouted at the same time.
"Of course I am…" Mrs. Tang replied. She gave out a sigh and said "My cover is blown up thanks to my idiotic country…"
"Of course, I'm the Hero!" America shouted. Britain did a facepalm.
"Oh dear… just never comment any historical references about our relationship…" Britain said.
"Alright, now say to me WHY ARE YOU PREVENTING TRIXIE TANG TO INTERACT LIKE OTHER CHILDREN WOULD!"
"Hahahaha! Simple…" America said "… you see, Mr. Tang here hates KND thanks to his experience, which is contradictory to the fact that he married a former KND agent…"
"WHAT! AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?" China yelled at Mr. Tang.
"Well, why should I tell you? You would not allow that right?"
"… and Mrs. Tang just never wanted her daughter to experience being inside KND because her sector brought a lot of pressure thanks to the Cold War era." America continued. Britain suddenly heard a distinctive marching noise and said "Quiet."
"What's wrong-aru?" China asks.
"Um, America, what colors do the Leroys come?" Britain asks.
"Red, why?"America recognized the song and said "Oh dear… the Soviet March from Red Alert 3. Is Russia near?"
"There is no way he could invade-aru. We still have a treaty…"
"Unless…" Britain thoughts came in late when windows are broken and smoke filled the room.
"We're under attack!" America yelled.
"KND, protect the two wielders! Battle formation Circle!" #1 yelled. The smoke grew thicker and they are coughing from the smoke. Sectors CL2 and V surrounded the two girls and CL2 brought out a very small yellow capsule which instantly turned into KND handheld weapons. Sector V brought theirs out from their backpacks. The smoke grew thicker and each Sector can no longer see each. They all circled around the two girls. Just then, they heard a very screechy sound saying "Leroys, ATTACK!"
"What's happening?" Trixie said while coughing.
"We're under attack..." #4 said. They could here growling from the smoke and the KND agents aimed at the sound's direction. They could here gum splats, wooden hits, and pudding splashes as the KND fires their weapons at point blank.
"Trixie, where are you-aru?" China yelled. They could now hear an additional pan hits, gun shots, kicks, punches and sparks.
"Don't reply Trixie..." #1 said "They are after the 2 of you..."
"This is America. I need back-up, Germany, Italy, France, Japan, Russia HELP!" America shouted. Just then he dropped his phone.
"Oh come on..."
"We have to find them amidst this Leroy chaos!" Britain yelled.
"Well, you can't find them..." a small gerbil voice said "This music is part of our diversion. Leroys, get the girls!"
"What do you really want?" America asks.
"Simple, dimension domination. If we manage to dominate this multiverse, soon the Middle Dimension to end our suffering!"
"Well, I guess, China, attack him!" America yelled. China tried to throw his ladle to that direction but it didn't hit anything.
"We have to wait until this smoke dies..." Britain yelled.
"Quick, I have a plan, let's go to the stairs." #1 said. All of the kids still stayed in formation as they are approaching the stairs. They continued firing their weapons at any sound approaching them. Just as they reached the 30th step, visibility changed and they could now see each other and they could see the red aliens climbing with them.
"Target the aliens!" #2 commanded. The music returned to it's distinct vocal as the chaos ensured. Leroys are climbing up and are taken down like bowling pins by the agents. The 2 wielders are watching the events as they move upstairs.
"Nigel we have a problem!" Buford yelled "Aliens on the rear". Before him, he saw Leroys from upstairs trying to surround them. Smoke bombs are thrown towards them and the KND fires from behind.
"We're surrounded!" Baljeet panicked "Guys, thank you for letting me join..."
"Enough of that whining Baljeet! Just aim those weapons!" Buford yelled. At that moment, window cracks are heard. alongside that are distinct pistol gunshots and a katana slice. It was soon followed by three other shattered glass sounds and someone yelled "VODKA! I LIKE THIS SONG!"
"JUST SHUT UP-ARU!" China yelled from the downstairs. "YOUR SONGS ARE JUST A DIVERSION!"
"Da, looks like this troops want to be one with mother Russia, I'll sing together with..."
"Bloody &*^*&^*&&*^, and who's side are you?" Britain shouted.
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!" a distinct Italian voice said outside of the mansion "THERE ARE BILLIONS OF ALIENS!"
"Quick, I'll cover you!" A distinct German voice said. They could here the loud instrumental as the German and another one tried to repel the enemy aliens. The smoke begins to fade and KND can now accurately aim their weapons.
"Italy, how many are them?"
"BILLIONS!" the loud Italian yelled "HELP ME THEY'RE ATTACKING ME!"
"USE THOSE POKEMON YOU DUMKOFT!" Germany yelled. Downstairs, they could feel a very omnious aura as the sound continous. The battle lasted so long that it almost equaled the length of that song. Then aliens seems to be unaffected by the defenses they employed, although the bubblegum just did enough to slow them down. Just then, as the song reached to the crescendo...
"Da, I really want each of you to become one with me." Russia said. He let out a very large back aura burst that pushed the enemy Leroys and the back smoke to reveal enough visibility.
"Darn it! I should have remembered about Russia! Leroys, get the girls quick and RETREAT!" the gerbil said. All of those still inside the house gained advantage as the enemy Leroys retreat.
"TASTE MY FIST YOU BLOODY LEROYS!" Britain shouted as he threw one to the air.
"HIYAAH!" China yelled while hitting one to the air. The battle waged and the KND finally reaches the top. of the staircase...
When the song ended, the smoke and all the enemy Leroys are gone.
"Let's do that again da!" Russia said.
"I do suggest we do our emergency meeting here..." Britain said, tired from the battle. Japan is also tired, so is Germany beside him.
"Those Leroys are a nuisance..." Germany commented.
"Hai..." Japan replied.
"Japan, is that you?" Kuki asks.
"What are you doing here?" Japan asks. Trixie, on the other hand, saw her parents equally tired and they seemed to have fought. On their hand is a very small gun, the one used in covert operations.
"Mom, Dad, is that really you?" Trixie asks.
"You have to explain a lot to your daughter-aru..." China commented...