Episode 2: Revenge of the Revenge

Chris: Last time on Total drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island… The teams raced to find their cabins… With a few obstacles in the way of course!

(Camera shows traps activating)

Chris: In the end, it was the Sick Seagulls who worked together and won the challenge, and the Crazy Cows, who lost because of their lack of athleticism. In the end, it was Don taking the Plane of Shame outta here!

(Camera shows Don taking the plane of Shame)

(Intro Plays)

(Camera shows boys and girls sleeping peacefully in their cabins)

Chris (via loudspeaker): CAMPERS, GET UP!

Campers: Grumbling

Confessional

Blaineley: This is no way to treat an International Superstar like me!

End Confessional

Chris: Campers! Today we'll be bring our old cast from Total Drama, Revenge of the Island for our challenge!

(TDROTI cast comes)

Zoey: I said I would never come back here again!

Mike: It's okay… We're here for you. And besides, Chris, you said that this was only one episode. A cameo.

Jo: Yeah, there better not be any funny business McClain.

Chris: Woah, you guys don't trust me?

All campers: Yes.

Chris: I'm hurt! Whatever. Well, today's challenge will be great for views! We are going to do a classic new vs old battle in the form of Hide and Seek Capture!

Silas: What?

Ambrose: Say what now?

Chris: You all will hide from the TDROTI (Total Drama Revenge of the Island) cast as they search and attempt to capture you. You are captured if you are tackled and pinned for three or more seconds. Got it?

Campers: Uh… I guess

Chef: Show some respect! GOT IT?

Campers: SIR YES SIR!

Chris: Good. You will have one minute to hide until I release the beast! Now in 3…..2….1 go!

(New campers start running away)

Confessional

Lightning: This one is in the bag! Sha-Lightning!

Anne Maria: I just don't want to mess up my hair. (uses hair spray)

Brick: With my military training, I take them down fast.

End Confessional

(Camera flips to Noah)

Noah: I'm not even going to try. I'm just going to stay in my bunk and read.

(Camera flips to Crazy Cows)

Silas: Okay, we need a plan!

Sabra: For what?

Silas: We are not the most athletic people... we need a plan to even have a chance!

Chris: Time's up!

(Nobody hears this on the Crazy Cows except for Jack)

Jack: Um guys?

Crazy Cows: Continue bickering!

Jack: Guys! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!

(Crazy Cows start screaming and disperse… unfortunately Dawn is tackled by Jo and pinned for three seconds, and Brick does the same to Sabra)

Sabra: Get off of me!

Brick: Good job soldier!

Jo: Not so bad yourself!

Silas: GREAT! Just great our team gets completely taken out! At least we're still alive!

(Silas gets tackled by Lightning and pinned)

Silas: Oh, come on! Go pick on somebody your size, like the Mistro Maggots!

Lightning: Good idea!

(Lightning runs off)

Silas: Jack, you're the last one left. Hide!

Jack: Got it! (runs away)

(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots)

Satchel: We got this in the Bag! We have the most athletic talent! Just stick together so if someone gets pinned, we can push the other guy off!

Kaelyn: That's actually not a bad idea!

Kaarina: I'm impressed, Satchel!

Corwin: Well, we should still get a move on and leave the area.

Blaineley: I guess the guy is right. Still, I don't need to hide, they won't touch me! I'm famous!

(Lightning runs in and tackles Blaineley, pinning her)

Lightning: Sha-Bam! That's one down, four to go!

(Lightning tackles Kaarina, pinning her)

(Rest of Mistro Maggots run)

Lighting (looking up): Sha-what? Where did they go?

(Camera flips to Wacko Whales)

Jared: We got size on us, it'll be hard for them to beat us.

Jason: Yeah, my football skills will actually help us on this one.

Aaliyah: Don't screw this one up as well…

Jessica: Hey, where's Noah?

Jason: I have no idea…

(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls)

Ambrose: We have decent speed on us. If we move out of the area, and stay alive, we can win this with ease!

Bridgette: Great plan! Let's all spread out and head in different directions.

Ambrose: How about girls go one way, boys go the other way!

Macaria: That's fine, but watch out for Lightning, Brick, Mike, Jo, and Zoey…

Magnolia: Yeah, they're athletic, and they look energized!

Ambrose: Let's move!

(Boys go left, girls go right)

Cody: So Ambrose, how about we form an alliance.. Just in case we need it later on.

Ambrose: Hmm… Unexpected. Just the way I like it! Let's do it!

Cody: Great!

(Mike and Zoey come out and tackle and pin Cody)

Cody: Run, save yourself!

Ambrose: You sure?

Cody: YES!

(Ambrose runs off)

Cody: Wait! I didn't actually mean it!

Mike: That was easy!

Zoey: Yeah, we make a great team Mike!

(Cameron steps into the scene)

Cameron: Great job guys! Now we just have to find and capture the rest of them! How about I search for them, and you guys do the planning!

Zoey: That's a great plan Cam! Teamwork is always key to winning.

Everyone: Go Team!

Cody: Can I have a little bit of help up guys?

Mike: Oh yeah. Sorry, we forgot. We were just caught up in the moment.

Cody: It's alright.

(Zoey, Mike, and Cameron walk away)

Cody: Wait, Ambrose said- "Unexpected, just the way I like it." I know someone else has said that before on the show. But who? Wait. Of course… Alejandro. But Ambrose seems like such a good guy! But Alejandro did too… Ugh, why am I arguing with myself?

(Camera flips to Chris)

Chris: People have fallen! Where has Ambrose gone? What is the fate of the teams? Find out when we come back on Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island!

(Come back)

Chris: Let's check up on the teams!

(Camera flips to Wacko Whales)

(They're in the forest, seeming alone)

Jared: This is in the bag!

Aaliyah: SHHH. You could blow our cover! We can't have that happen!

Jared: Oh yeah, my bad! It's just that there is nobody here! Who's going to beat us!

(Jo comes in and pins Aaliyah)

(Scott comes in and pins Jessica)

(Brick comes in and tries to pin Jared, Jared breaks out of it, then runs away with Jason)

Scott: Great job Brick, you let the newbies get away!

Jo: I'm disappointed in you soldier!

(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots)

Lightning: Lightning strikes!

(pounces down on Corwin, pinning him)

Satchel: Run! He's too powerful and fast! We actually need to hide!

Kaelyn: But where? There's nowhere to go! We're in the middle of the plain!

Lightning: You guys are so sha-dead! Man, you're bad at this game!

Satchel: Why don't you sha-shut up? I think we would all appreciate that.

Kaelyn: Even though that was pretty mean, all that "sha" stuff was pretty annoying.

Lightning: Too bad! Lightning is about to strike again! Poor little team…

Kaelyn: I hope another team has lost by now!

(Lightning tackles Kaelyn, pinning her)

Kaelyn: Satchel! Run!

Satchel: I'm on it!

(Satchel runs into the forest, as fast as he can)

Lightning: He can run… He can hide… But he can't stay away from the Lightning! (kisses biceps)

(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls)

Chis (via loudspeaker): The Maggots have 1 person left! The Cows have 1 person left! The Whales have 2 people left! And the Seagulls have a whopping four people left!

Bridgette: That's good. We're in the lead!

Magnolia: However, that also means that one of the boys were taken down. I bet it was Cody. He's a string bean!

Macaria: As much as I hate to admit it, you may be correct. We need to find Ambrose and get back together!

(Brick, Jo, and Scott come in)

Jo: ATTACK!

(Brick pins Bridgette, Scott pins Magnolia, Jo pins Macaria)

Scott: Great! That's three more down! We are on a roll!

Jo: Good job on not screwing it up this time, Brickhead!

Brick: Hey! Just Brick! Man… your zingers are actually getting worse.

(Camera flips to Ambrose)

Chris (via loudspeaker): And now there's only 1 Seagull left!

Ambrose: Great! Just great… I'm by myself now. I need to get to higher ground so I can stay in the game.

(Camera flips to Whales)

Jared: We're in the lead now.

Jason: Do you know where Noah went?

Jared: Well, Chris said that there were two whales left, and that's you and me. Unless he's wrong, we're the last ones in the game!

(Sam comes in)

Sam: Man, this game is intense! Level 100! WHO-HOO!

(Sam trips over Jason, pinning him)

Jason: He's too heavy! Get him off!

Jared: I got you!

(Mike swings in, pinning Jared)

Mike: Ayo, got you mate! You're done for!

Cameron: Good job Mike, I told you that they would be here!

Chris (via loudspeaker): The Whales are out! But who's going to win? Come back to find out on Total. Drama. Revenge of Pahkitew Island!

(Come back)

(Camera flips to Satchel)

Satchel: Why is Lightning specifically after our team? He's too athletic! I don't know if I can outlast the other two, whoever they are. One from the Cows and one from the Seagulls.

(Lightning comes in)

Lightning: HAH! I got you now! Sha-bam! Nobody escapes me!

(Lightning does perfect flip, pinning Satchel down)

Chris (via loudspeaker): I don't believe it! The maggots are out!

(Camera flips to Jack)

Jack: Wow! I'm in the final two of this challenge! I've just been hiding in the kitchen the entire time! Nobody is going to find me here!

(Lightning comes in)

Lightning: Man, am I hungry for chow! Wow, that chase was awesome! Hey, new competitor, can you pass me the chips!

(Gulping, Jack passes him the chips)

(Lightning turn around and takes it, walking away)

Lightning: Thanks dude!

(Jack runs out)

Lightning: Sha-wait a second! I'm supposed to pin that dude!

(Lightning chases after Jack)

(Ambrose comes into scene, so does entire TDROTI cast)

Jo: GET THEM!

Dawn: Stop! Stop! You're disturbing the wildlife!

(Lightning pins Jack)

Jack: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Chris (coming in): And Ambrose wins it for the Seagulls!

Noah (walking out of cabin, yawning): What's going on? Why are you so loud?

(Dead silence)

Chris: Never mind! It's still on!

Ambrose: What! He wasn't even in the-

(Ambrose gets tackled by Brick, Scott, Mike, and Lightning)

Noah: Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Glad that wasn't me!

Chris: AND NOAH WINS IT FOR THE WHALES!

Everyone: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?

(Skip to campfire)

Chris: Maggots… since the Whales actually won, you guys were the first one eliminated. Wow. I thought you had this challenge in the bag! Well, Satchel, Kaelyn, Corwin, you're all safe. '

(throws marshmallows to them)

Chris: And the final marshmallow goes to….. Kaarina! Blaineley, to my relief, you're finally out of here!

Blaineley: How? I'm Blainerrific!

Corwin: You were the worst player here!

(Chef escorts Blaineley to Plane of Shame)

Chris: That ends this episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!