Episode 3: That Escalated Quickly
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island, we brought back classic competitors from TDROTI (Total Drama Revenge of the Island).
(Camera shows TDROTI cast)
Chris: They would help us in a special challenge that I like to call "Hide and Seek Capture"!
(Camera shows new contestants being taken out and pinned)
Chris: In the end, Ambrose thought that he had won.
Chef: We all thought he had won.
Chris: That's right! But then Noah came in the way, and ended up winning the challenge… By accident! It was the Mistro Maggots who were surprisingly the losers in the challenge. In the end, they (thankfully) kicked out Blaineley.
Chef: I don't think any of us will be sad to see her go… She was hecka annoying.
Chris: That's right! How will the Maggots rebound from their loss? Will Noah continue his luck streak? Will… um…
Chef: Will Chris be able to think of a third question?
Chris: Will I dock Chef's pay? Come back to find out on Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
Chef: Alright, alright. I can take a hint.
(Come back)
(Campers are fooling around in the good weather, actually having a good time. A football game is going on, with Ambrose and Corwin arguing as captains)
Chris: Alright campers! This challenge will be awesome to watch! It will be a tribute to the fourth episode of this series!
Ambrose: Wait, wasn't that-?
Jason: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!
Chris: That's right! After watching you guys go at it on that football game, I can't wait to see how you do at dodgeball! We'll have a four way dodgeball battle! Each team will stay in a quadrant. Avoid getting hit by a ball from somebody in another quadrant. Meet me at the gym in five minutes!
(Campers meet up at gym)
Chris: I'll let Chef referee and handle this challenge!
Chef: Alright. Listen up wussies! Dodgeball is a game that will push you to your limits! It will challenge your throwing, dodging, but most of all, your ability to look cool! I'll give you guys two minutes to make up a team plan.
(Camera flips to Seagulls)
Ambrose: Okay, we have good athleticism on this team. Just don't get hit. Let me take care of the throwing part.
Cody: Why can't I throw? I have a killer boomerang ball!
Ambrose: Okay, Cody can throw with me too. You guys all fine with that?
Macaria: Sure, I don't have a better plan right now.
Magnolia: As long as we win, I'm game.
Bridgette: Okay. What if you get hit?
Ambrose: I won't get hit.
Confessional
Bridgette: Ambrose is our undisputed leader, but he reminds me too much of Alejandro… He won us the first challenge, and technically won the second for us, but I still don't trust him… I'll keep a close eye on him.
Cody: I can see that Bridgette is getting wary of Ambrose as well. Good! I need an ally.
Ambrose: Bridgette and Cody are getting in the way. I don't plan to win this challenge. I need to make sure Cody is out of here as soon as possible. Same with Bridgette. I'll get some people out to gain their trust, and then I'll fake an injury.
End Confessional
(Camera flips to Crazy Cows)
Silas: What should we do? Nobody on our team is really known for the ability to throw.
Jack: I can throw pretty well. I just hope that it's good enough.
Silas: We'll need to catch and dodge well to win this game.
Sabra: Whatever. Our team sucks anyway.
Dawn: I can sense tension in the auras here…
Confessional
Silas: I'm starting to get really annoyed by Sabra's behavior. Jeez, what a jerk!
End Confessional
(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots)
Corwin: I can't believe our team actually got last place in that challenge!
Satchel: Even more so, I can't believe that Noah actually won that by just sitting and reading on his bed all day! Man, if I was Ambrose I would be really ticked!
(Ambrose overhears this)
Confessional
Ambrose: Oh… I'm not done with Noah...
End Confessional
Kaelyn: There's no point in dwelling on that guys. We have to move on and do better in this challenge.
Kaarina: Besides, that actually got rid of the weak link on our team.
Satchel: You're right. Hey! Maybe losing was actually a good thing!
Corwin: Losing is never a good thing. It just wasn't as bad this time. Let's just win this time.
(Camera flips to the Wacko Whales)
Jared: Wow. Even though we won that last challenge weirdly, I feel the momentum.
Jason: Yeah, we really can't screw up this one.
Noah: Let's just not get last place. I don't want to go to a campfire ceremony with a bunch of newbies.
Aaliyah: Hey! If I recall, you never did any good in Total Drama.
Jessica: As my friend Lamar would say, you're a scrub.
Noah: Whatever.
(Camera flips to whole gym)
Chef: TIME'S UP! START!
(Teams start throwing:
Ambrose gets Dawn and Sabra, Silas gets Jessica, Jack gets Aaliyah, Corwin gets Jason, Kaelyn gets Bridgette, Magnolia gets Noah, Macaria gets Kaarina, Ambrose gets Jack, Cody gets Corwin, Silas gets Kaelyn, Satchel gets Macaria)
Ambrose: OWWWWWWWWWWWW! My ankle!
Chef: Escort, this guy out of the arena! He's done. The worst injuries are the ones without impact….
(Interns carry Ambrose out)
Satchel: That just made my job a lot easier!
Silas: Game on suckers!
Jared: Good luck trying to get me out! I just stayed out of the way!
Cody: We still have two people left! Right Magnolia?
Magnolia: Right…
(Satchel hits Cody… hard)
Chris: OUCH…. THAT'S GOTTA HURT! Let's play that one in slow motion, huh?
(Slow mo of ball hitting Cody in the balls)
Chef: Each team has one player left! Let's see who wins this one!
(Jared gets Magnolia)
Jared: Sorry about that, I just needed to do that! Hey, Satchel, team up on Silas?
Satchel: Sure! Let's have a giant battle…
Silas: Hey! That's not cool dude!
(Jared and Satchel both hit Silas at the same time)
Chris: And it's down to the final 2! Who will win? Is Cody okay? What's with Ambrose's "injury"? Find out when we return on Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island!1
(Come back)
Jared: You're dead meat son…
Satchel: Yeah right!
(Two engage in epic battle, with Satchel coming on top!)
Chris: And the Maggots win! Seagulls, it's to the campfire for you! Who will be eliminated? Come back after the break to find out on… Total, Drama, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come back)
(Voting takes place)
(Camera shows campers sitting at campfire with Chris, who is holding a plate of marshmallows)
Chris: The following people are safe: Bridgette, Magnolia, Macaria…. and the last marshmallow goes to….. AMBROSE!
Everyone: What?
Cody: But you guys said that you would vote Ambrose out since he's a threat!
Ambrose: I knew it!
(Footage of Ambrose rigging votes is shown)
Chef: Kid, it's to the Plane of Shame for you.
Cody: That sucks… Oh well, bye guys.
(Chef escorts Cody to the Plane of Shame)
(Time skip)
(Camera flips to Chef and Chris sitting in the producing room)
Chris: Wow! That was a shocker! What will happen next? Come back next time to find out on Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
Chef: Wasn't that a little bit abrupt?
Chris: We were running out of screen time! We're on a time limit you know, deadline is tomorrow! Gotta send this film to the producers.
(Camera shows Chris running out of the scene)