Episode 4: Evil Streak Continues
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Camera shows epic dodgeball hits)
Chris: Our contestants battled it out in a four way team dodgeball battle. Led by Ambrose, the Sick Seagulls led early, but after an "injury" to Ambrose, things went downhill.
(Camera shows Ambrose's "injury")
Chris: The Seagulls ended up losing, and in unseen footage, the rest of the team decided to vote Ambrose out as a threat…
Flashback:
Cody: Guys, something doesn't seem right about Ambrose…
Magnolia: What? He seems perfectly cool to me.
Macaria: I don't see it either.
Bridgette: You guys are first-time players, so you don't understand… But he reminds me of Alejandro… just a little bit.
Macaria: Wasn't Alejandro the guy who was supremely evil?
Magnolia: Yeah! What has Ambrose done?
Cody: Well, we should vote him off because he's a threat, and he's supposedly injured right now. Once he heals from his "injury", he may be too strong of a player to beat.
Bridgette: I agree.
Macaria: I don't really know guys…
Magnolia: This feels a bit strange.
(Camera shows Ambrose standing outside the room, smiling, obviously hearing all of this)
End Flashback
Chris: They were all certain that Ambrose would be gone, but in a shocking turn of events, Cody was outvoted 4 to 1, and took the Plane of Shame back home.
(Camera shows Ambrose rigging votes, then Cody being eliminated and going to the Plane)
Chris: What will happen next? Will Ambrose's team realized what happened? Are the Crazy Cows going to finally win? Come back to find out on Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Come back)
(Camera shows campers talking in their teams, at their respective cabins)
(Inside the Sick Seagulls girls cabin)
Macaria: Who did you guys vote for last time?
Magnolia: Ambrose! He was getting to be a threat…
Bridgette: Yeah! I voted for him too, I'm not sure how poor Cody was outvoted 4 to 1. I find it strange that he was the one that was eliminated, even though he was our weakest player. I guess he did start the plan to vote off Ambrose…
(Camera shows Sick Seagulls boys side of the cabin, where Ambrose is listening to them)
Confessional
Ambrose: When I overheard them talking, I was surprised they were smart enough to form an early alliance to vote me off. I couldn't let that happen though. Cody was getting a bit annoying, even though he was a good kid. He was the one who suggested to vote me off. That's not cool dude. That's why I got my revenge.
End Confessional
Chris: CAMPERS! MEET ME AT THE DOCK OF SHAME IN FIVE MINUTES!
(Campers walk out of cabins)
Noah: Do you have to be so freaking loud?
Chris: Yes. Yes I do. Campers, today's challenge will pay homage to a challenge from Total Drama Island. You guys will all be shivering after you go through this.
Jason: Wait, please don't tell me that-
Chef: You scrubs will have to face your worst fears today.
Chris: Chef, that was my line! You're stealing my spotlight! I need that!
Chef: Alright Chris, you go ahead.
Chris: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, (*cough* Chef and Jason *cough*) today you will all be facing your worst fears. Each person to successfully face their fear wins a point for their team. The team with the highest percentage wins. Maggots, you can choose one person to get an automatic point and not have to face their fear.
(Camera shifts to Maggots)
Corwin: Who should we pick? None of us here are scaredy-cats.
Satchel: Right! No scaredy-cats…
Kaelyn: But who do we choose?
Kaarina: Let's all tell each other our fears, and whoever has the worst fear will sit out.
Chris: HURRY UP! I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!
Ambrose: Can't you just edit the video later?
Chris: SHUT UP!
Kaarina: Anyways, Corwin, what's your fear?
Corwin: I'm afraid of losing.
Kaarina: Satchel?
Satchel;: I'm afraid of… Actually, I'm not really sure what I'm afraid of.
Kaelyn: I'm afraid of being alone all by myself and having no friends.
Kaarina: I'm afraid of insects… Satchel, since you're a wild card, we'll let you sit out.
Satchel: Thank god! I mean… are you sure?
Corwin: Sure, I'm good.
Kaelyn: I guess…
Kaarina: Chris, we've decided that Satchel will sit out and get the automatic point.
Chris: Really? Alright well, let's start the challenge! To watch it? Come back for more Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Come Back)
Confessional
Satchel: I know what I'm afraid of… I'm not telling anyone though…
End Confessional
Chris: First up are the Whales! Everyone else, leave the Scare-Arena!
Noah: Scare-Arena? You really couldn't think of a better name?
Chris: Shut up! Just go leave!
Noah: This is my team Chris, you just told me to stay here…
Chris: … Let's just get this over with! First up, Noah!
Noah: Great! I can't wait.
Chris: Noah's fear is to be dumb!
Noah: What? Are you going to hit my head with a stick to make me feel dumb?
Chris: No! We're going to make you feel dumb by giving you complex equations that even you can't solve!
Noah: What?
(Chris puts Noah to the test, in the end, Noah solves the problem)
Noah: Easy!
Chris: I see… Is that why you decided to take a potty break?
(Camera shows Noah's wet pants, Noah runs out of the arena to go clean off)
Chris: Let's continue!
(Jared has to face his twin brother, fails; Jason has to stand near peanut butter, runs away screaming; Jessica has to face a spider, wins; Aaliyah has to stay in the dark, wins)
(Next up are the Crazy Cows)
Chris: I can't wait to see what you guys are afraid of!
Jack: I'm afraid of football not existing, so I'm not sure how you're going to do that…
Chris: Oh… I think I do have a way. Chef, escort Jack to the… you know where.
Chef: You're not going to actually-
Chris: Oh I am Chef, I am.
Chef (looking at Jack): He's gonna die.
(Chef takes a scared Jack away)
Silas: What are you going to do to Jack?
Chris: You'll find out soon enough Silas. But first, who's going to go first?
Dawn: I will do it. For the good of the team and the sake of nature.
Silas: I'm not really sure how you going first will be for the sake of nature…
Chris: I'm not sure either! But Dawn, prepare for the most horrific moments of your life!
(Chris shows Dawn a series of clips of animals being abused, Dawn can't take it, fails)
(Camera switches to Chris in the studio)
Chris: Please note that no animals were injured in the making of this show. Is that good enough for you?
(Camera switches back to Jack, they're in a room with a giant machine in the middle)
Jack: What the heck is that?
Chef: It's the alternate universe selector. It will send you to an alternate universe, where one thing is different. In what will seem like ten minutes to us will be like 10 years for you.
Jack: What?
Chef: It's all for the million dollars kid.
(Chef escorts Jack to the machine)
Chef: Good luck and watch out for the-
Jack: For the what?
(Jack goes to alternate universe)
Chef: He's dead…
(Camera flips back to Crazy Cows and Chef)
Chris: Silas, you're next!
Silas: Do I have to go? I'm afraid of ketchup… really afraid of ketchup!
Chris: THAT'S GREAT! All you have to do is sit next to layers and layers of gooey ketchup for 20 minutes.
Silas: There's no way I can possibly do this.
(Chris sits Silas through his test, Silas fails by running out screaming, then sits Sabra through staying in a dark jungle, she passes)
Chris: 2 out of 3! Better than the Whales! So far… it all rides on Jack… If he leaves before the the ten years- I mean ten minutes, are up, he's done.
(10 minutes later, Jack comes out)
Chris: You did it! Jack, how was it?
Jack: Terrible things… no sports at all….
Chris: Well, that's it for the Cows!
(Camera switches to the Mistro Maggots)
Chris: Maggots, it's your turn! Who's the first victim, I mean, challenger!
Corwin: I'll do it, let's get this over with.
Chris: Ok Corwin, you will be facing off in challenges against the best competitors of the world! If you manage to not quit, you'll advance!
Corwin: Alright… it's okay to lose once in a while…
Chris: How about all the while? First up! One on One basketball vs LeBron James!
(Corwin gets destroyed)
Chris: Next up, a footrace against Usain Bolt!
(Continues like this for 9 more times)
Chris: This is the last time, you will have to face a fellow contestant on this… If you win, you get a point. If you lose, you don't.
Corwin: So all that was for nothing?
Chris: No, it was crazy fun to watch.
Kaelyn: Really, Chris, that is really mean…
Chris: Pull a name out of the hat!
(Corwin pulls Ambrose)
Chris: Get Ambrose here! Ambrose, if you beat Corwin, he doesn't get the point. If you lose, he gets a point. Your challenge is an arm wrestle.
Confessional
Ambrose: Should I lose on purpose and gain an ally? Or should I beat him, losing them a point and crushing his spirit… Beating him could mess up my plan. I'll take the risk. I'm trying on this one.
Corwin: An arm wrestle? Chris rigged that one. I'm dead.
End Confessional
(Ambrose beats Corwin in an arm wrestle)
Chris: That was expected…
Corwin: So much losing…
Chris: Moving on…
(Kaelyn and Kaarina both beat their fears)
Chris: You guys are guaranteed to not get last. No thanks to that scrub over. Unfortunately though, the Cows have a tiebreaker since they aren't as big losers as Corwin.
Kaarina: That doesn't even make sense!
Chris: My show, I make the rules. Now get outta here!
(The Sick Seagulls come in)
Chris: All you guys have to do is beat sixty percent to move on!
Bridgette: Easier said than done...
Confessional
Ambrose: I can't let my team win. I'll beat my fear, let someone else win, then rig the final two so we don't win.
Bridgette: Ambrose seems to have healed from his injury quickly...
(Camera shows Ambrose overhearing Bridgette's fear and smirking)
End Confessional
Chris: Who'll go first?
Ambrose: I'll do it.
Chris: Ambrose, apparently your fear is fear itself… So we're going to put u in the demon room.
(Ambrose lasts ten minutes in the demon room easily, wins)
Chris: Next up, Magnolia!
(Magnolia beats her fear of being buried alive, gets a point)
Chris: Macaria, your turn. Apparently you're afraid of sharks. You'll have to last in the middle of a shark pool for five minutes!
(Macaria heads to pool)
Chris: Just stand on the middle of the circle. If you want out, just yell the key word. HELP!
Macaria: Okay, I'll probably need to do that.
(Macaria stands on circle)
Ambrose (talking loudly to Bridgette and Magnolia): I heard that sharks get real vicious around this time of year!
(Macaria tenses up)
Ambrose: They're really hungry too, I wouldn't want to be Macaria right now!
Magnolia: Ambrose! Stop! You're scaring her!
(Macaria is looking even more scared)
Ambrose: They're starting to swim closer to her!
Bridgette: SHHHHHH!
Macaria: HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Chris: All right. (helps Macaria out) Bridgette, looks as if it's all on you.
Ambrose: There's a lot of pressure riding on this, please don't mess up.
Bridgette: Shut up!
(Bridgette's fear is to lose Geoff, Chris shows her a fake video of Geoff dying, she freaks out and loses)
Bridgette (crying): I NEED TO SEE GEOFF!
(Ambrose helps her up, pats her on the back)
Ambrose: Jeez, Chris, even by your standards, that was harsh!
Bridgette: Skip the campfire ceremony today! I'm leaving on the Plane of Shame right now. Geoff!
(Chef helps Bridgette along to the Plane of Shame)
Chris: Well, that was a dramatic end! Come back for more action on Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
Chef: And another abrupt one…
Chris: Do you want me to dock your pay?
Chef: I already am paid virtually nothing!