Episode 5: Haunted House
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Camera shows clip of contestants facing fears)
Chris: Our contestants had to face their fears… Some were mild.
(Camera shows mild fears)
Chris: Some were pretty intense!
(Camera shows Jack stepping into alternate dimension machine)
Chris: In the end, the Crazy Cows finally won a challenge, due to the fact that besides Jack, their fears were pretty lame. The losers? The Sick Seagulls of course, as our friend… decided that he would make matter harder for his team.
(Camera shows Ambrose rigging challenge)
Chris: Are the Sick Seagulls going to finally figure out why they suddenly have started losing? Will the Crazy Cows be able to continue their winning streak? With today's challenge, I seriously doubt it! And will Jack recover from his time in the alternate universe that had no sports? All the answers will be shown when you come back for more… TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF THE ISLAAAAAAAAAAND!
(Play intro)
(Camera shows girls cabin of Sick Seagulls)
Magnolia: That's two losses in a row. After our hot start, we've gone cold! At least in Ambrose's words…
Macaria: Yeah, but did you see what Ambrose was doing last challenge on my fear?
Magnolia: But he seemed so down to earth when he helped Bridgette…
Macaria: I know! I can't figure out the guy! At times he's a leader… other times, he destroys the team…
(Camera flips to Crazy Cows boy cabin)
Silas: Hey, Jack… you okay after… you-know-what?
Jack: Yeah… It's just that it was so bitter… No happiness… No sports…
Silas: You gotta shake that off man. Remember that Taylor Swift Song? Shake it off? That's what you have to do.
Jack (staring at sid): Are you sure you aren't the one who went to an alternate universe?
Silas: Wow, real nice buddy… I was just trying to be a psychiatrist.
Jack: Oh. My bad.
(Camera flips to Chris, who's standing outside of all the cabins)
Chris: Come on campers! It's time for a challenge!
(The campers come out of their cabins, grumbling)
Chris: Today's challenge will be more like a classic challenge. This is a two part challenge!
Sabra: What's the first challenge?
Chris: Your first challenge is to find the haunted house in the forest! First team to find the house wins an advantage in the next challenge!
Open Confessional
Sabra: A haunted house? What's next? Are we going to become the ghostbusters?
Silas: A haunted house… I would usually enjoy them, but since Chris is the one in control, we're all screwed. Yay!
Jack: So many bad things… so many bad memories…
Close Confessional
Chris: Teams… I'll give you some time to make a plan!
(Camera flips to Wacko Whales)
Aaliyah: Ok, here's the-
Chris (through loudspeaker): TIME'S UP! GO!
Aaliyah: Are you serious?
(Teams start running)
(Camera flips to Crazy Cows)
Sabra: So far, four out of the first five challenges (including this one) have been athletic ones… I'm not happy with this!
Silas: Well, at least they've been pretty fun! Except for that last one… That was pretty bad.
Jack: Well, we should really get a move on. We're moving extremely slowly as of now.
Silas: Yeah, let's go!
(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls)
Ambrose: Where would Chris put a haunted house?
Magnolia: I don't know Ambrose… All I know is that he's a wicked man…
Macaria: But he also wouldn't put it in a really obvious location… So I doubt he'd put in the forest again…
Ambrose: My question is, how on earth did he manage to build a haunted house here without any of us knowing?
Macaria: Ambrose… if I knew I would tell you.
(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots)
Corwin: Ok… a haunted house… where do we see haunted houses in the movies?
Satchel: In forests!
Kaelyn: I don't know guys, would it be that obvious?
Kaarina: I guess we don't have any better ideas…
Corwin: Then to the forest we go!
(Camera flips to Chris and Chef)
Chris: Wow… these two groups are thinking completely differently!
(Camera shows Chef putting on costume)
Chris: But I know how I'm thinking… Chef, give them-
(Chris' cell rings)
(Cell yells at him)
Chris: I can't even say the "h" word? Wow, you guys are serious about making this a kid friendly show… Anyway, which group is thinking correctly? Are some groups even thinking? Why does chef have this costume on? Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
Chef: Nailed it.
(Come back)
Chris: The teams are still searching for the haunted house, and to no avail. What will they do now, since they obviously can't find it?
(Camera flips to Jason)
Jason: I give up… I don't even know where the rest of my team is!
(Jason sits down, accidentally on a green button that had been covered up by the surrounding grass)
(Camera flips to Chris)
Chris: Man, these guys really suck at finding the house.
Chef: To be fair, you camouflaged the button. A button. The house is currently underground. That's hard to find.
Chris: Maybe you're right! Still, it's hilarious watching these imbeciles fail! I hope it continues for a-
Jason (in the distance): HEY! I FOUND THE HAUNTED HOUSE!
Chris: Seriously?
Chef: Seriously?
Campers: Seriously?
Jason: I know! That's what I said too!
(Time skip to where everyone is standing out of the Haunted house)
Chris: Inside this abandoned building are rusty old statues, bats, spiders. creepy paintings, masks, and the thing I would be scared most of…
Satchel: W-which is? I-I'm not s-scared of a-anything!
Open Confessional
Satchel: Okay okay… I am really scared of one thing. When I was young, I witnessed a mad chainsaw killer attack a stranger out on the street… Ever since then, I can't stand to be near chains and masks…
(camera shows Ambrose listening in on the confessional)
Ambrose: That's horrific! Man, what a terrible childhood memory! But it can also be useful…
Close Confessional
Chris: The thing is, CHEF!
Jared (falls over laughing): Chef? What's he going to do? Scare us with more bad food?
Sabra: Yeah! That guy is pathetic!
Chris: HEAR THAT CHEF? THEY THINK YOU'RE PATHETIC!
(banging sounds are shown inside the building)
Open Confessional
Chef: Those kids are dead meat.
Silas: Ok, did those two not see earlier seasons of Total Drama? They just really set off perhaps the most scary guy on the show!
Chris: I can't wait to see what he does to those kids!
Close Confessional
Chris: Your job is to maneuver through the building. Each team will start off at one corner. There are doors at all four corners. Teams will enter through their doors, and will try to get to the top floor, where there will be the "elevator of doom". Then you will take the elevator of doom, collect a stamp proving that you were in the elevator, and make your way back through the door, and out. First team out wins. Last team out faces a campfire ceremony… Oh, and, if you get scared in there, by Chef, something in the building, or someone on another team, you will be escorted out by our interns, who have been strategically placed in the scariest spots, and some will follow you around. If all the members on your team have been scare-eliminated, your team is out! Best of horrors to you all! Bye!
(A smoke bomb is dropped, Chris is shown running out of the area, half screaming for his mama and half laughing)
Chris (through loudspeaker): Go to your corners!
(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls)
Ambrose: Ok. We have the least amount of players on a team. I want you two to stick together at all times. Got it?
(Magnolia and Macaria nod their heads)
Macaria: Got it.
Magnolia: Understood.
Chris (through loudspeaker): GO!
(Camera shows all four teams opening doors and entering)
(Camera flips to Crazy Cows)
Silas: I'm worried about making it all the way to the top of this building, and taking it back down. This is a giant building. We don't even know the way up!
Jack: What I'm worried about is why it's called the "Elevator of Doom".
Dawn: I sense too many worried auras here. And a scared aura coming from you Sabra.
Sabra: Please! I'm not scared! You must be reading an aura from one of those two nincompoops!
Silas and Jack: HEY!
Dawn: We must work as a team together to succeed. It is critical to our success.
Sabra: Please, I don't need you losers. You guys are going to get scared anyway. I'm heading off by myself!
Silas: Are you sure that's a good idea?
(Sabra walks off into the dark)
Jack: I guess that she thinks it is.
(Camera flips to the Mistro Maggots)
Corwin: Should we split up and look for a way up, then meet back up here?
Kaarina: I don't know if that's a good idea. I mean, wouldn't it be easier to scare us then?
Satchel: What other group is going to try to scare us? We're pretty much the invincible team right now.
Kaelyn: Don't be overconfident. That could be our downfall. But I guess we are pretty strong as of now.
Corwin: In that case, Satchel and I will go left, and you two will go right. Good luck, and don't get scared.
Chris (via loudspeaker): Oh, I forgot to mention. If a contestant is scare-eliminated, a gong will be heard. Remember that.
Corwin: Let's pray that gong won't be one of ours.
(Camera flips to Wacko Whales)
Noah: This is plain obvious. We have the most people on our team, since we're the only team that hasn't gotten rock bottom yet. It's simple. All we got to do is stick together and make our way up. We'll be fine if we do that.
Aaliyah: As much as I hate to admit it, that's actually a pretty good plan.
Jason: Then let's go!
Jessica: SHHH! Don't be so loud!
Jared: YEAH!
Jessica: You too!
(Come back)
(Camera flips to Wacko Whales)
Aaliyah: Um… I guess I did agree with the plan, but my question is, where on earth is the way up?
Noah: Why don't you tell me, Ms. Genius?
Aaliyah: Why you!
Jason: Guys, we're all stuck together in a large group with other teams and Chef trying to scare us. We're making too much noise by arguing, this is not the time.
Jessica: He's right you know. We have to keep our focus and move on.
Aaliyah: Oh shut up you two…
Jared: I probably should have pointed this out earlier, but since we're all in a large group, if someone scares us, they scare us all, and eliminate our entire team…
Noah: Oh god… he's right.
Aaliyah: You couldn't point this out earlier?
(The lights turn off in the room, and suddenly it's all dark)
Jason: Um… guys?
(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls)
Macaria: I find it funny. You know how we get some internet time when we're not in the challenges?
Magnolia: Yeah. Why?
Macaria: Our team was voted as the best team here… yet we've lost two matches, and our team has had to eliminate the most people.
Magnolia: It all started out so well, but since episode 3, things have gone downhill. I mean, we had the most experience on our team.
Macaria: But did you notice that the experience was what was eliminated?
(flashbacks show Cody and Bridgette getting eliminated)
Magnolia: Yeah! I know for a fact that I didn't vote for Cody…
Macaria: And I didn't either! So either Bridgette didn't stick to the pact, and Ambrose voted for Cody, eliminating him.
Magnolia: But you're forgetting about Cody's vote. Why would he vote himself off?
Macaria: I don't know. Maybe he wanted out of this island? Maybe he accidentally voted himself off?
Magnolia: I don't know. He's already been through multiple seasons of this show. He can deal with it. And he wouldn't be stupid enough to vote himself off. And Bridgette was so peaceful and trustworthy… Why on earth would she break the pact.
Macaria: I don't know Magnolia… but there's something going on with this. Let's just keep on moving and try to win this challenge.
(Camera flips to Crazy Cows)
Silas: Well, that just happened.
Jack: Yeah, I can't believe she just waltzed off like that.
Silas: At least we have us three, right Dawn?
(Silas turns to Dawn)
Silas: Dawn?
Jack: Where did she go?
(Camera flips to Sabra)
Sabra: Those losers are just holding us down. I'm going to just try to get to the finish line myself.
(Dawn runs up)
Dawn: Sabra! We have to head back. Splitting up won't work for us.
Sabra: Dawn? What are you doing here?
Dawn: I came to look for you.
Sabra: Well-
Dawn: Wait! I sense an aura nearby… is that statue moving?
(They look at moving statue)
Sabra: It m-must b-be you i-i-imagination… I see nothing. Go back to them. Now!
Dawn: If you say so…
(Dawn walks off)
Dawn: I can't believe she actually said that to me. The nerve! Well, I'll just need to accept her.
(From where Dawn came from, a scream is heard)
Dawn: Oh no! SABRA!
(Dawn runs to where Sabra was, all she see's is a red x with Sabra's name on it)
Dawn: I still sense an aura nearby. Is that-
(Camera flips to Silas and Jack)
(Dawn's scream is heard)
Silas: OH NO! Is that Dawn?
Jack: I bet she went to go check up on Sabra.
(THE SOUND OF TWO GONGS RINGS THROUGH THE BUILDING)
(Camera shows every team gasping)
(Camera flips to Ambrose, who's hiding behind a statue…)
Ambrose: Two down… 13 more to go…
(leaves)
(Come back)
(Camera flips to Silas and Jack, who have just arrived at the scare scene)
Silas: Oh no…
(They see two "x's", with Dawn and Sabra's name above them)
Jack: I bet that's how the interns mark where and who was scared. But I notice they don't say who was the scarer…
Silas: It could be anyone besides us two… Let's move out.
(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots-Corwin and Satchel)
Corwin: Two down. Who do you think it is?
(Satchel is cowering)
Corwin: Satchel?
Satchel: I-I don't k-know.
Corwin: Are you stammering?
Satchel: S-stammering? W-why would y-you say that. (regains confidence) I'm not scared!
Corwin: Then why do your pants look a bit wet?
Satchel: Uh… gotta go! (Satchel runs off)
Corwin: That was weird.
(Camera flips to Satchel)
Satchel: I'll just clean up and go back to Corwin.
(Camera shows Chef creeping up on him, wearing a chainsaw killler mask)
Satchel: There! Done! (turns around)
Satchel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Camera flips to Corwin)
Corwin: I bet that's Satchel…
(Gong is heard)
Corwin: I got to get back to the others…
(Corwin runs off)
(Camera flips to Ambrose)
Ambrose: That's 12 left now… I turned off the lights where the Wacko Whales were… I'll check up on them.
(Camera flips to Wacko Whales- it's still pitch black)
Jason: Guys… Where are you?
Jared: I'm right here.
Aaliyah: I'm here!
(Silence)
Jared: Where's Jessica and Noah?
(Camera flips to Jessica and Noah, who made it out of the dark)
Jessica: Anybody there?
Noah: I didn't find anyone… I think were the only ones left…
Jessica: You think those three gongs were for them?
Noah: No.
Jessica: Why do you say that?
Noah: Because of this. (points to Dawn and Sabra's "x's")
Jessica: That means they're all alive, since if one of them was scared, they would all be.
Noah: Yeah-
(Hooded figure pulls Noah up into the ceiling)
(Noah screams)
Jessica: Noah?
(Gong is heard)
Jessica: NOAH!
(Camera flips out, gong is heard)
Chef: Strange… I didn't scare those guys. In fact, I've only scared one out of the five people scared yet. The contestants must be at work.
(Camera flips to Ambrose)
Ambrose: Strange… I didn't do that. Must have been Chef.
(Camera flips to Corwin)
Corwin: (smirks evilly) That was fun…
(He gazes at the four x's for Sabra, Dawn, Noah, and Jessica)
Corwin: It must have been chef who scared Sabra and Dawn. I should leave this area and now meet up with the rest of the team.
(Corwin runs off)
(Camera flips to Macaria and Magnolia)
Macaria: There! I found the stairs! Let's just continue through this and get to the Elevator of Doom, collect our stamp and get out.
Magnolia: Great! Hey… there's been five gongs so far. You think one of them was from Ambrose?
Macaria: I don't think so… but it is possible.
Magnolia: Let's just keep on going up.
(Camera flips to Silas and Jack)
Silas: Hey, I found an elevator.
Jack: The elevator of doom?
Silas: I think so! Wait, I think we went up an inclined plane without noticing it!
Jack: Wow (laughs), we're clueless.
Silas: Yeah, let's just collect our stamps and head down the Elevator of Doom.
Jack: This seems easy, almost a bit too easy.
Silas: We can't have any doubts now. It's too late for that.
(They walk into the elevator)
(Silas presses the close door button)
Jack: Why isn't it closing?
(Jack leaves elevator to check to make sure something isn't broken)
Jack: It looks fine to-
(Elevator door closes)
Silas: JACK!
Jake: SID! Listen… you make it out of here. One of us has to. You keep going, and win this for us. Collect the stamp and-
(Jack Screams)
(Gong is heard)
(Camera flips to Silas inside elevator)
Silas: Oh no… that was Jack. So now… including me...there is
Chris (through loudspeaker):WE ARE DOWN TO THE FINAL TEN!
Silas: I can do this… I'm the only one on my team left. For Jack.
(Elevator dings)
(Silas collects stamp and starts making his way back)
(Camera flips to Wacko Whales)
Jason: It's still dark.
Aaliyah: Here, I found the light.
(Light turns on)
(Mask in midair moving around is shown)
(startled, they all scream)
(Camera flips to Ambrose, who's holding a rod with a string attached to it)
Ambrose: Got em.
(Camera flips to Kaelyn and Kaarina)
(Three gongs are heard)
Kaelyn: Including us, that's seven left.
Kaarina: Yeah, I hope Corwin and Satchel are still safe.
(Corwin runs up, out of breath)
Kaelyn: Corwin! You okay? Where's Satchel?
Corwin (looks at her and shakes his head sadly): He's done.
Kaarina: Oh no… At least we have us three.
Kaelyn: But there is four others left…
Corwin: We got to keep on moving on.
Kaelyn: There's the stairs!
(they run up all flights of the stairs, passing creepy stuff on the way up)
Kaelyn: Wait. Is this an x? With Jack's name on it?
Corwin: Yeah, I passed some before. The x marks where someone was scared.
Kaarina: He made it this far… I wonder if he was with anyone else…
Corwin: Doubtful, they probably would have been scared here too.
Kaelyn: There's the elevator of doom! Let's enter it and collect out stamp, then make our way out.
(they step into the elevator)
Kaarina: Strange, the button isn't working…
(Kaarina steps out of the elevator to inspect it)
Corwin: Wait! Are you sure that's a good idea?
Kaarina: Relax, I'm-
(Elevator door closes)
Kaelyn: KAARINA!
(Kaarina's screams are heard)
(A gong is heard)
(Camera shows Chef standing outside of the door laughing, interns escort Kaarina away)
(Camera flips back to elevator of doom)
Kaelyn: Oh no… no no no… this is bad, this is bad.
Corwin: Listen to me. We have to focus. We need to move on for Kaarina. It's our only shot.
Kaelyn: Ok, let's just collect our stamp and head out.
(elevator dings)
(Corwin and Kaelyn collect stamp and head out)
(Camera flips to Chris)
Chris: There are only six left in this battle! Where are the Sick Seagulls? Where is Silas? Who's going to win this challenge? Come back to find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come back)
(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls)
Macaria: We're finally at the elevator of doom.
Magnolia: Why are there two "x's" here?
(Ambrose walks in): An "x" stands for the spot where a contestant was scared.
Macaria: Were you the one that scared Jack and Kaarina?
Ambrose: No, it was probably Chef.
Magnolia: Well, let's just enter and get this over with.
Ambrose: Wait. The mechanism looks tampered with.
Magnolia: It looks as if it won't close.
Macaria: Let's just go in.
(They go in, elevator door closes)
(Elevator lights go out)
Magnolia: Guys?
Ambrose: I'm in here…
(lights come back on)
Magnolia: Oh thank goodness.
Ambrose: Magnolia? Turn around.
Magnolia (turns around and sees "x" with Macaria's name on it): NO!
(Gong is heard)
Ambrose: She would want us to move on. Let's just continue and move on.
Magnolia: You're right. Let's go.
(They collect their stamp and head out)
(Camera flips to Silas)
Silas: From my counting, there is five people left. I need to move fast. The people left will definitely be strong competitors.
Open Confessional
Ambrose: I need to win this one to prove myself to my team. Also, I saw Chris lugging a hot tub with him. I think that's the reward for the winner of today's challenge.
Close Confessional
(Camera flips to Corwin and Kaelyn)
Connor: Kaelyn, I have to go even out the odds for you. You need to move on and win this for us, or at least last the longest.
Kaelyn: Don't leave me!
Corwin: I have to… Sorry.
(Connor runs off)
(Camera flips to Ambrose and Magnolia)
Ambrose: I have to go. I just saw Corwin run by. I have to stop him.
Magnolia: Are you sure? I'll be alone…
Ambrose: I have to. It's the only way.
(Ambrose runs off)
(Camera flips to Corwin)
Corwin: I need to scare someone, then get back to Kaelyn.
(Camera flips to Ambrose)
Ambrose: I need to scare someone, then get back to Magnolia.
(Camera flips to Chef)
Chef: I need to take down these kids.
(Corwin, Ambrose, and Chef run into each other, knocking each other out)
(TWO GONGS ARE HEARD)
Chris (through loudspeaker): I have just been notified that it has come down to the final three, when an epic collision involving Chef, Corwin, and Ambrose took them out of this challenge. Game on!
(Camera flips to Kaelyn)
Kaelyn: I have to win this. I have to.
(Camera flips to Silas)
Silas: I'm right here, I just have to
(Magnolia runs in, wearing a mask)
Silas: AHH! (trips over and runs into lamp, knocking him out)
Magnolia: I only put the mask on for the night vision… It's getting dark. I didn't intend to scare someone. Oh well, it's down to the final two. I see my door, I got to get to it!
(Camera flips to Kaelyn)
Kaelyn: I see the door, I just have to get to it!
(Camera shows both Magnolia and Kaelyn running towards the door, suddenly, the Silas' gong sounds, and Kaelyn is startled, and slows down, and Magnolia keeps on going, and exits the door)
Chris: AND MAGNOLIA WINS IT FOR THE SICK SEAGULLS! This challenge is won for the Seagulls, and they win a hot tub!
Sick Seagulls: YES!
Chris: As for who lost, the Wacko Whales were the first team with all competitors scared!
It's to the campfire for the whales….
(Camera skips to Campfire ceremony)
(Camera shows votes being put in)
Chris: The votes have been cast! Here's who's safe: Noah, Jason, Jared…
Aaliyah, you've been way too mean, and Jessica, you have no allies on this team… the loser is…JESSICA! Sorry, it's to the plane of shame for you!
Jessica: But why?
Aaliyah: I got the team together and made them make a pact to vote you off first.
Jessica: What?
(guys put their heads down)
Jessica: Well, whatever.
(Jessica boards the rusty plane and flies away)
Chris: That's the end of a special extra long episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!