Episode 6: Do the Whip!
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Camera shows Haunted House rising up from the ground)
Chris: Our campers had to make their way up and down the "Elevator of Doom" through an unfamiliar haunted house, while trying to avoid being scared by Chef… or other contestants.
(Scare scenes are shown)
Chris: In the end, Magnolia somehow made it out, winning for the Sick Seagulls. The losers? The Wacko Whales, who decided to eliminate Jessica.
(Clip shows Jessica boarding Plane of Shame)
Chris: How will the Whales respond to their first loss? Will the Crazy Cows finally work together? And are you ready for another epic episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND?
Chef: Chris, you forgot the ending…
Chris: Oh yes, come back for the answers of these questions and more for another episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
Chef: Nice.
Chris: I still got it.
(Camera flips out)
(Come back)
Chris (through loudspeaker): Campers! You next challenge is ready!
(Campers come out of their cabins, Mistro Maggots looking really tired)
Ambrose: Woah, what happened? You guys look terrible!
Satchel: Don't… talk to me.
Kaelyn: There was a terrible smell in our cabin last night.
Kaarina: I have no idea what it was.
Corwin: Nobody did, but it kept us awake the entire night.
Aaliyah: Too bad, so sad. I hope you guys can keep up for today's challenge.
Corwin: Oh believe me, we can.
Jason: Can't we all just be friends?
Chris (through loudspeaker): I love the drama, but here's today's first challenge.
Sabra: First challenge?
Chris (through loudspeaker): Yes, it's a two-part challenge.
Sabra: UGH….
Open Confessional
Sabra: I bet it's another athletic challenge, there's no brains needed to win this show.
Silas: I'm getting really tired of all of Sabra's whining. But it's weird… right before challenge day, the Maggots cabin stinks up. Could it just be a freak coincidence?
Jack: I can see that Sabra and Silas are becoming enemies. This isn't good for the team.
Aaliyah: It's great that the Maggots will be slowed down for today's challenge. Now I just need to figure out how to finish the Seagulls… I mean, beat the Seagulls. Beat them, not finish them off, I wouldn't do that.
Ambrose (holding schedule of challenge days): I got Chris' schedule of challenge days… This could be useful.
Magnolia: I feel sorry for the Maggots… I mean, they're a great team, but things just aren't going their way.
Dawn: Maggots cabin stinking up a coincidence? I think not… A greater presence is at work. Or rather... multiple presences. But still… I remember feeling that aura earlier. The brightest and greatest aura I had ever seen, except for one cunningly dark spot. I need to watch out for that aura… But for some reason my aura reading abilities have gone down…
(Camera shows Ambrose listening in to Dawn's confessional)
Ambrose: I wonder who that aura could be… (laughs playfully)
End Confessional
Chris (through loudspeaker): Your first challenge is to find three objects hidden around the island. There are four of each object, and each set of four objects are hidden in the same area, but in different spots. The object itself will be a clue to where it is. It's color, purpose, etc…, are clues to where it'll be. Good luck! The winner of this challenge get themselves an advantage in the second round. The three objects are: A disco ball, a party hat, and a cake!
(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls)
Ambrose: This should be fairly obvious. The cake will be in the kitchen, the disco ball will be in the lighthouse, and the party hat will be in the… in the… I don't know. Let's figure that out later. You two go for the cake, and I'll get the disco ball. Meet up back here when we're done.
Magnolia: That sounds like a good plan.
Macaria: Let's just roll with it and try to keep our win streak going.
(Camera flips to Wacko Whales)
Aaliyah: Let's all just split up and look for the objects. Actually, Noah and Jason, you go together and look for the cake. It'll probably be in the kitchen. Jared, go look for the disco ball. I'll look for the party hat. Noah and Jason, once you're done getting the cake, have one of you look for the party hat and one look for the cake. Now go!
(They all run off)
(Camera flips to Crazy Cows)
Sabra: You guys all listen to me! Silas and Jack, go look for the party hat! Dawn and I will get the cake. No go! Hurry up, we're wasting time right now.
Silas: Do you need to always be so bossy and demanding?
Sabra: Yes! Someone has to carry this team.
Dawn: Let's just go.
(Team heads off)
(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots)
Kaelyn: Let's just all split up and look for the objects. Except for you Satchel, I expect that the cake will be in the kitchen.
Satchel: Okay, I'll go get it.
(Satchel runs off)
Corwin: I'll go look for the party hat.
(Corwin runs off)
Kaarina: How about you and I form an alliance to win? Just in case we need it. Though I doubt we will. We are a pretty strong team.
Kaelyn: Sounds great! Let's call it a girls alliance! Now let's just move out and try to win this. We're running out of time to.
(Camera flips to Aaliyah)
(Aaliyah is walking when suddenly Ambrose strides up to her out of nowhere)
Aaliyah: Woah!
Ambrose: Chill, it's just me.
Aaliyah: What are you doing here?
Ambrose: I know you were the one that did it.
Aaliyah: Did what?
Ambrose: Don't play dumb with me. I'm certain that you were the one that made the smell in the Maggots cabin. Let me guess, you somehow got a schedule of when the challenges were and planned to keep them awake the night before a challenge?
Aaliyah: That would be-
Ambrose: And you probably made the smell by getting some of Chef's old food and keeping it in their lounge room. I saw you go in there two days ago. Is that what you did then?
Aaliyah: (stays silent)
(Flashback: Camera shows Aaliyah opening door and finding schedule outside, then smirking.
Second Flashback: Camera shows Aaliyah laughing and talking with Kaarina, then excusing herself to use the bathroom, and dumping the rotten food in the corner.)
Aaliyah: I only did it because-
Ambrose: I want no explanation. I'm going straight to the Maggots.
Aaliyah: No! Please, I'll do anything…
Ambrose: I'm not going to be bribed…
Aaliyah: I'll form an alliance with you.
Ambrose (hesitating): I don't know… The last time I made an alliance they tried to get rid of me.
Aaliyah: But you have dirt on me.
Ambrose: True, I guess I'll have to accept the alliance. Well, bye!
(Ambrose runs off)
Open Confessional
Aaliyah: My one question is, how did Ambrose find out about all of this?
Ambrose: There is a reason I know about all this...
Close Confessional
(Camera flips to Macaria and Magnolia, who are the first to arrive to the kitchen)
Macaria: Open the fridge, there must be a cake there!
(They open the fridge)
Magnolia: And yes! There's one cake in here!
Maya: I wonder where they kept all of the other cakes…
Megan: Knowing Chris, they could be anywhere in this room.
Macaria: Let's just get out of here before someone arrives. It's good that we were the first ones here.
(Magnolia and Macaria hurry out of the room and head to their cabin with the cake)
(Camera flips to Crazy Cows- Silas and Jack)
Silas: Where would Chris keep a party hat?
Jack: Probably where he always parties…
Silas: Are you saying it's in his cabin?
Jack: No, he would never put it there. I mean in the campfire ceremony area.
Silas: I guess he does really enjoy that part.
Jack: Let's go.
(Camera flips to Sabra and Dawn)
Sabra: Ok, we're at the kitchen.
Dawn: Let's check the refrigerator for the cake…
(they check the refrigerator when Noah, Jason, and Satchel all walk in at once)
Noah: Oh great, they somehow got here before us.
Jason: It's not my fault you forgot where the kitchen was and wouldn't listen to me.
Satchel: You forgot where it was too?
Sabra: Well whatever, we're finding the cake.
Chris (through loudspeaker): And the Sick Seagulls have just recovered their first item, a cake.
Dawn: They must have gotten here before us…
Satchel: Hey! Way up here! A cake!
Sabra: That's not fair! None of us besides him or Jared are tall enough to get that.
Satchel: Well, being tall is very helpful.
(Satchel gets cake and runs out)
Jason: Hey! I can smell those peanuts! My allergy is affecting me!
Noah: Where is it coming from?
Jason: From that cupboard! But I'm not going near it. I'm allergic to peanuts!
(Noah runs over to the cupboard and gets the cake)
Noah: Yes! Jason, follow me, but remain a bit of distance behind!
(Noah and Jason run off)
Sabra: Ugh… I can't believe they all found their cakes before us… And it's not like you're going to find the-
Dawn: Found it! It was under the brownie mix! Let's go!
(Dawn runs off)
Sabra: Huh… That's a bit surprising…
(Sabra follows)
(Camera flips to Ambrose)
Ambrose: Here's the lighthouse!
(Camera shows Jared, who's been clearly following Ambrose)
Ambrose: But Chris wouldn't put it there, that would be too obvious!
(Ambrose runs past corner of lighthouse and towards forest)
Jared: Huh, I thought he was going to the lighthouse.
(Jared runs past corner and looks for Ambrose, who's nowhere to be seen)
Jared: He must have gone into the forest.
(Camera shows Ambrose hiding in the edge of the trees)
(Ambrose comes out and goes into lighthouse)
Ambrose: I saw him follow me...
(Ambrose climbs up stairs and sees all five disco balls next to each other)
Ambrose: I thought that Chris said that they wouldn't be in the exact same location. Well technically, they're not in the exact same location…
(Ambrose hides the other four disco balls among the equipment)
(Ambrose picks up the disco ball and runs out of the lighthouse)
(Camera flips to Corwin)
Corwin: I guess I'll check his cabin for the party hat…
(Corwin walks in, sees Chris looking the other way playing ZUMBA fitness on the XBOX ONE)
(Corwin closes door, and relieved, sighs)
Corwin: Thank god he didn't see me… That would have been bad. I'm going to check the campfire for the party hat…
Chris (through loudspeaker): Every team has now gotten the cake for their team, and the Seagulls also have their Disco Ball.
(Camera flips to Chris)
Chris: Will anyone find the Disco Balls now that Ambrose hid them? Will anyone find the party hats at all? And will the Crazy Cows finally work together? Come back to find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come Back)
(Camera flips to Silas and Jack)
Silas: We're at the campfire… Where are the party hats?
Jack: I have no clue, let's search for it. That's all we can do…
(As Silas and Jack search, Kaelyn and Kaarina come in)
Kaelyn: Here we are! Oh, they're already here…
Chris (through loudspeaker): Can you guys hurry up? I want to get to the second part of the challenge…
Kaarina: The Seagulls are in the lead by one object, and we need to pick up the pace to catch up to them… let's go!
(As they search, every single team except for the Sick Seagulls come in)
Corwin: Woah, everyone is here!
Jason: Guess we all think alike!
Aaliyah: I have a proposition for you all…
(Nobody hears her, everyone keeps on searching)
Aaliyah: GUYS!
(Everybody present looks up, startled)
Aaliyah: I have a proposition for you all! How about we all team up on the Sick Seagulls and share the reward and search together?
Corwin: How do we know that you won't skip on us?
Aaliyah: Because I swear on my life for this challenge, I'll work with you guys…
Jason: That does it.
Aaliyah: Everyone in?
Everyone: YEAH!
Open Confessional
Jared: I definitely did not see that coming.
Sabra: Thank god our team will get some help. We needed it.
Kaarina: Aaliyah seems like a useful ally. I could use that.
Corwin: We never promised anything…
Close Confessional
(Time Skip)
Aaliyah: Okay, does every team have their party hat now?
Silas: The Cows have ours.
Satchel: The Maggots have ours.
Jared: We have ours.
Aaliyah: Okay, let's move on and look for the disco ball. Does anybody know where that would be?
Dawn: Maybe it's in the lighthouse?
Aaliyah: Anyone else?
(Nobody responds)
Aaliyah: Then let's go!
(camera flips to the Sick Seagulls)
Ambrose: Let's go to the campfire to look for the party hat. I saw others heading there.
Macaria: I guess that's a start.
(As the Seagulls walk towards the campfire, they see everyone else heading towards the lighthouse)
(the Seagulls stop and look, confused)
Ambrose: Um, do you guys know what's going on over there?
Magnolia: I have no flippin idea.
Macaria: Neither do I.
Chris (through loudspeaker): Every team has their cake, the Seagulls have their Disco Ball, and every team besides the Seagulls have their party hat.
Ambrose: You know what that sounds like?
Macaria: What?
Ambrose: They're teaming up on us, so one of us will be voted off tonight. That's not cool. Thankfully, I made finding the disco ball a little harder for them.
Magnolia: And how did you do that?
Ambrose: I hid the disco balls…
Macaria: Woah, that's actually pretty smart.
Magnolia: We can still win this thing!
Macaria: Let's go look for the party hat.
(Time Skip)
(The Seagulls arrive at the campfire)
Ambrose: Hey, do you know where Chris would put the party hat?
Magnolia: Let's check the actual campfire, maybe he would put it there…
Macaria: Ok, let's go.
(The seagulls search the campfire)
Ambrose: It's not here. We're running out of time. We need to find it and move back to the cabin fast.
(The seagulls continue searching, but to no avail)
Magnolia: It's here!
Macaria: Where?
Magnolia: On that tree branch, I can't reach it though…
Ambrose: None of us can. Try jumping for it.
(Magnolia jumps)
Magnolia: I still didn't get it.
Macaria: Let's me try.
(Macaria jumps)
Macaria: I couldn't get it either.
Ambrose: I got this.
(Ambrose jumps)
Ambrose: THERE! (snatches the party hat)
Magnolia: Now let's go back to our cabin…
(Seagulls sprint back)
(Camera flips to everyone, who are still searching the lighthouse)
Kaelyn: Where would Chris put a disco ball?
Kaarina: Well, the seagulls found one, can't see why we aren't.
Sabra: Ugh. You guys all suck…
Aaliyah: You can't say that, you haven't found yours yet!
Sabra: I JUST DID!
(Suja rolls over a disco ball, after struggling to lift it up)
Chris (through loudspeaker): And the Seagulls have recovered all three of their objects! Meet me at the Gym for your second challenge.
Sabra: Seriously?
(Time Skip)
(Camera shows contestants waiting at the Gym)
(Chris walks in)
Chris: Your next challenge will be a dance-off!
Ambrose: You're kidding, right?
Silas: I've seen you dance before Ambrose, you have no problem doing it…
Ambrose: Maybe, but a dance off as a challenge? What, best dancer wins?
Chris: No, actually, whichever contestant can dance accurately for the longest will win it for their team.
Connor: So last contestant standing wins?
Chris: Yes! And since the Seagulls won the last challenge, they'll get a 20 second late start!
(other teams groan and complain)
Sabra: 20 seconds? That's a lot!
Corwin: Shouldn't it be like 5-10 seconds?
Satchel: Yeah! I refuse to do this challenge if they get that late start!
Chris: Then you can kiss this goodbye (shows them the million dollars)
Satchel (gets googly-eyed): Um, it's all good dude, we bros.
Chris: So, all you have to do is follow the dance moves of world class dancer Chef!
(Chef walks in)
Chef: You maggots-
Connor: Just us?
Chef: I'm calling everyone the maggots! Now shut up soldier! For that your team can start five seconds before every other team, and 25 seconds before the Seagulls!
Corwin: What? Are you-
Kaelyn: STOP! You'll make it worse! I'm sorry if that sounds mean, but it's true!
Kaarina: Please be quiet Corwin.
Corwin: But-
(Rest of team besides Satchel gives him puppy dog eyes)
Corwin: Okay…
Chef: Now! Maggots! And I mean the team! Follow me!
(Chef starts dancing the whip, and the Maggots follow)
(Five seconds later-)
Chef: Everyone besides the Seagulls, follow me!
(20 seconds later)
Chef: Seagulls, follow me!
(They keep on dancing and following Chef)
(Sabra, Dawn, Jack, Noah, and Jason drop out)
Chef: Interns, get those drop-outs out of here!
Noah: You mean dance drop-outs right? Because I didn't drop out of school!
(Interns carry them away)
(Contestants and Chef keep on dancing)
(Macaria, Magnolia, Kaarina, Jared, Satchel trips and fails, drop out)
Chef: Do you still got it?
(They keep on dancing, when Aaliyah starts to move towards Silas)
(Aaliyah shoves Silas a little bit, barely noticeable, but is enough to make him fall and drop out)
Chef: The Crazy Cows are out!
Aaliyah: So they're last place? Everyone else is safe from elimination!
Chris: That is correct.
Anna: Then I'm going to drop out now…
Chris: In that case, we are down to our final two teams? Coming back from the break, we're going to have a dance-off between the Mistro Maggots and the Sick Seagulls. A real dance-off. Who will win? Who will the Wacko Whales choose to vote out? And why does my hair look so good? Come back from the break to find out! Except for the last question, I'm never going to reveal my secret. Don't leave from this episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come back)
Chris: This is simple… The two teams (including the previously eliminated players) will choose one dance to perform. Whichever team performs the better dance will win.
Macaria: How will you judge which team is better?
Chris: Chef, and intern, and I will be your three judges. We will each give you guys a score between 1 and 10. Team with the most points wins. You'll have 3 minutes to prep for your dance.
(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots)
Corwin: What dance should we perform?
Kaelyn: We should do a dance that we all know.
Satchel: Moonwalk?
Kaarina: No! None of us here know how to do that.
Kaelyn: I know! Were you guys also taught square dancing in school?
Corwin, Satchel, and Kaarina: Yeah…
Kaelyn: Then let's do square dancing, except with only two pairs. We'll do Satchel and I and Kaarina and Corwin. We're sure to do well in this.
Kaarina: I guess we have no better ideas.
(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls)
Magnolia: What dance should we do?
Macaria: I don't know… there are so many options to choose from…
Magnolia: Maybe we could do the tango?
Macaria: But we have three people, it'll be weird to do the tango with three people.
Magnolia: Ambrose, any ideas? You've been quiet so far.
Ambrose: Actually, I do have one idea. We should do a more modern dance, one that the viewers will be entertained by and one that Chris and the intern can definitely relate to. I don't know about Chef though, he seems a bit old school.
Magnolia: So what modern dance would we do?
Macaria: Dougie? Nae-Nae? Whip?
Ambrose: How about rather than just one, we pick a dance routine that does them all?
Macaria: Wait you mean…?
Ambrose: That's exactly what I mean.
(Time skip)
(Camera shows teams not competing in the stands, with a judges stand in front of a dance floor)
Chris: And let the teams come in! First performance will be from the Mistro Maggots! Let's see what they thought of.
(Maggots go on dance floor)
Kaelyn: For our dance, we decided to do a square dancing routine.
Corwin: Start the music!
(Maggots perform their routine, performing solidly)
Chris: Chef, what do you say?
Chef: Old School! I like it! Great routine Maggots. I give it an eight.
Chris: Joe (the intern)?
Joe: I'll give it a seven.
Chris: I'll give it a five and a half. So a total of 20 and a half points from the Mistro Maggots! Well done team! Seagulls, you're up!
(Seagulls replace Maggots on dance floor)
Magnolia: For our dance-
Macaria: We decided to perform from the song-
Ambrose: "Watch Me" by Silento. Hit it!
(Seagulls perform their routine, Chef staying thoughtful the entire time)
Chris: I like the modern performance. I'll give it an eight.
Joe: I agree. Great performance, I'll give it an eight as well.
Chris: Chef, what do you say?
(Dramatic music starts)
Chef: After careful deliberation…
(Seagulls gulp)
Chef: Personal bias…
(Seagulls gulp even more)
Chef: But I cannot doubt the talent and skill shown here… but I will have to dock points because of the song choice. So I'm going to go with a six.
Chris: That brings them a total of 22 points! The Seagulls win a cruise for 3 days until the next challenge! Congrats!
Ambrose: YES!
(Seagulls pack their stuff and board the cruise ship)
Chris: As for the Wacko Whales, it's to the campfire ceremony to you.
(Time skip)
Chris: And the votes are in. Here's who's safe: Silas and Jack.
(Silas and Jack collect marshmallows)
Chris: Dawn, your aura reading abilities have freaked us all out, and Sabra, you've been incredibly controlling for your team. But the one who will be eliminated is Sabra.
Sabra: WHAT? I'm the best player on this team!
Jack: You destroyed this team.
Silas: He's right… epic fail.
(Sabra boards the Plane of Shame and flies away)
Chris: And that's it for another episode. How will the Wacko Whales do now without Sabra? Will Aaliyah figure out how Ambrose found out about her escapade? And will you ever find out about my hair secrets? To find out, come back next time on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!