Episode 7: Up, Up, and Way UP!
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Camera shows contestants going through a scavenger hunt)
Chris: Our contestants went through a scavenger hunt for a disco ball, party hat, and a cake. This brought the party theme at our challenge. And what's one of the most important things in parties? Dancing!
(Camera shows contestants in dance-off)
Chris: After some pretty intense dancing, the Sick Seagulls ended up being victorious. The losers? Well, that was the Wacko Whales, who decided to get rid of their nuisance Sabra.
(Camera shows Sabra boarding the Plane of Shame)
Chris: Today's challenge will be sky-high. It will test our contestants nerves… What is this challenge? Are the Wacko Whales going to perform better or worse without Sabra? And seriously, are you ever going to find out my hair secrets? Come back to find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come Back)
(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots, who are in the lounge room of their cabin)
Kaelyn: Thank god the smell is gone.
Corwin: I wonder how the smell came there in the first place.
Satchel: Yeah… I want to smash in the person who did that.
Kaarina: Don't do that, our team will probably face consequences if you do.
(Camera flips to Crazy Cows boys cabin)
Silas: Thank god we got rid of Sabra.
Jack: Did you really hate her that much?
Silas: Yes! I mean no! I mean yes! Ugh, I just don't know.
Jack: Well, let's just focus on our future challenges.
(Camera flips to Wacko Whales lounge cabin)
Noah: Well, we've made it this far and we've only had to eliminate one camper.
Jared: That's actually pretty good.
Jason: Yeah! I'm glad I'm not that camper! I'm having a blast!
Noah: Yeah, yeah, just don't screw up.
Open Confessional
Noah: I'm not stupid… I know that the next time we lose, I'm a goner. I'm the only one from generation one here. The rest of the guys are fourth generation. I'll need to make friends… or just win. I'll go with the latter.
Close Confessional
Jared: Hey, where's Aaliyah?
Jason: I have no idea.
(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots lounge)
Macaria: Well, we've won two in a row.
Magnolia: Yeah, after that good start, and then messing up a bit, it feels good win to win two challenges in a row.
Ambrose (walking in): Yeah, well let's make it three in a row. A three-peat has never been done in history of Total Drama. Let's change that.
Magnolia: That would be pretty nice. Hey, where have you been?
Macaria: Yeah, I haven't seen you all morning.
Ambrose: Oh, I was just going on a jog.
Magnolia: Well, it hasn't been the first time you've gone on a really early jog.
Open Flashback:
(Camera shows Ambrose walking towards Wacko Whales cabin)
Ambrose: (sets piece of paper and bag of rotten food in front of door, before knocking on the door and then sprinting away)
Analiyah (opening door): What's this?
(Aaliyah picks up the paper)
(Camera zooms in on the paper, showing the heading, which says: "Challenge Schedule")
Aaliyah: The Challenge Schedule and a bag of rotten food… I know what to do with this… (smirks)
(Camera shows Ambrose washing hands in the lounge)
(Magnolia walks in)
Magnolia: What are you doing?
Ambrose: Oh just washing my hands after a walk.
Magnolia: I didn't know you were all into being sanitary…
Ambrose: I'm not. Well, good night!
(Ambrose goes upstairs towards the boys cabin)
Magnolia: Weird…
Close Flashback
Ambrose: You're right. It wasn't the first time I've gone out at a strange time for a jog. But I like jogging in the morning and even sometimes late at night.
Macaria: Okay, I won't question. Did you do anything special on this jog?
Open Flashback
(Camera shows Ambrose talking to Aaliyah)
Ambrose: Really? You got all the teams to team up on us?
Aaliyah: It won't happen again. I was desperate.
Ambrose: I can go to the Maggots whenever I want and tell them what you did.
Aaliyah: No! Please don't. I'll report back to you on our team. Like a spy.
Ambrose: Okay, but teaming up on us wasn't cool.
(Ambrose walks away)
Aaliyah: What did I get myself into?
Close Flashback
Ambrose (shakes head): No, I didn't do anything special on this jog. Just some good exercise.
Macaria: Alright, I won't question anymore. It just would be more diplomatic if you were to tell us more details.
Ambrose: It was just an average jog.
Magnolia: Let's just focus on today's challenge.
Chris (through loudspeaker): Campers, report to the plains for your flight- er, challenge.
Ambrose: Let's go!
(Ambrose walks out of cabin)
Magnolia: You ever get the feeling he's hiding something from us?
Macaria: Yeah, well, let's just let it go.
(They walk out of cabin too)
(Time Skip)
(Camera shows campers standing in front of an airplane)
Chris: Board the plane campers for your challenge!
Jason: I hate planes!
Chef: Deal with it. Get in…
Jason: Yes sir (saluting)!
(Campers board plane)
Chris: This challenge is also a two-part challenge. Kind of. Your challenge will be to train in sky-diving, and then actually try to sky-dive into targets. Whoever performs the best in training will receive an advantage in the second challenge.
Ambrose: Is this safe?
Chef: Does it matter if it is?
Ambrose: Actually, yeah it does. You can die in a sky-diving accident. And if one person here dies, you'll be hearing from lawyers.
Chef: Uh… (in shock from being talked back to)
Chris: Okay, we'll make it safe. Now let's just fly to training.
(Time Skip)
Chris: Okay, we have arrived for our training. Are you all suited up?
Campers: Yes!
Chris: Then let's bring out our flight instructor, Dave Gibbins!
(Dave comes in)
Dave: Are you all suited? Then let's go through some warm-ups before we do our exercises.
(Camera shows campers going through push-ups, sit-ups, and jogging)
Chris: Dave, who's in the lead so far?
Dave: From my assistants and my analysis, we have concluded that the Mistro Maggots and the Sick Seagulls are tied for first place, and the Crazy Cows and Wacko Whales are tied for second place.
(Campers react)
Dave: Let's go through the real exercises now.
(time skip-three hours later)
Chris: Who's in the lead so far?
Dave: The Sick Seagulls are in first, the Mistro Maggots in second, and the Wacko Whales and the Crazy Cows are tied for third.
Chris: In that case, the Sick Seagulls win an advantage in the second part! Come back to find out who will live, who will die, and who will win the challenge on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come back)
Chris: Okay campers, your challenge will be to skydive into these targets. The Sick Seagulls will get to skydive into larger targets, as they got an advantage. Each team will try to get the highest percentage of team members in the target. We'll go in order from last to first. Since the Whales and Cows are tied, but the Whales have more members, the Cows will go first. Then the Whales, than the Maggots, than the Seagulls. Cows, suit up for your death- I mean, dive.
(Cows suit up)
Chris: Our world class pilot Chef will fly you up in the Plane of Shame.
(Time Skip)
(Camera shows Cows in the plane, in midair)
Chef: We're at our position. Who's jumping first?
Silas: Uh…
Jack: How about…
Dawn: I'll do it.
(Dawn jumps out)
Chef: She's dead… ACTIVATE YOUR PARACHUTE!
(Dawn lands away from the target)
Silas: Let's jump at the same time!
Jack: Okay!
(Silas and Jake both jump, and both land on the target)
Silas: ⅔!
Jake: 66%!
Chris: Okay, Whales, you're up next!
(Time Skip)
(Camera shows Whales in the Plane)
Noah: Okay guys, let's not mess this up.
Chef: We're here!
Noah: I'll jump first.
(Noah jumps and lands in the target)
Jared: I'll jump now.
(Joey jumps and lands in the target)
Aaliyah: I'll jump… don't fail Jason.
Jason: What if you fail?
Aaliyah: I'm not talking about landing in the target, I'm talking about activating the parachute.
(Aaliyah jumps, barely missing the target)
Jason: Oh man… it's all on me. I'll just close my eyes and jump.
(Jason jumps, eyes closed)
Campers: JASON! ACTIVATE YOUR PARACHUTE!
Jason: Oops… (activates it just in time)
(Jason lands on the edge of the target but then slides out)
Chris: So it's 50% for the Whales. Next up, the Maggots!
Aaliyah: But he technically was in!
Chef: You wanna argue?
Aaliyah (backs down): No, no, 50 percent it is!
(Time skip)
(Camera show Maggots about to jump)
Chef: Ready!
Corwin: I'm going to jump.
(Corwin jumps, landing in the target)
Satchel: I got this.
(Satchel jumps, landing in the target)
Kaelyn: Let's jump together.
Kaarina: Sounds good… I'm getting nervous.
(They jump, Kaarina landing in the target and Kaelyn not)
Chris: 75% FOR THE MAGGOTS! For the Seagulls to win, they can't have a single miss. Oh and I change my mind. You'll have larger targets for two of the jumps. The final one has to be an extra small one! Either that or you all just do medium targets.
Magnolia: What?
Macaria: But we won-
Ambrose: It's okay. They'll jump in the larger targets, I got the extra small one.
Chris: OKAY!
(Time skip)
(Camera shows Sick Seagulls in plane)
Chris: It's ready for the jump!
Macaria: Magnolia, let's jump together! I'm feeling nervous.
Magnolia: Good idea, it'll quell our nerves.
Ambrose: Good luck!
(Magnolia and Macaria jump into the large target, easily landing)
(Chris brings out extra small target)
Chris: It all comes down to this. Will he do it? Who will win? Who will be eliminated? Come back to find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come back)
Chef: Wow, the extra wait must make the pressure even worse…
Ambrose: Yeah, but once you play a lot of sports and instruments you get used to it. Well, wish me luck.
(Ambrose jumps)
Open Confessional
Noah: I didn't care. I already knew that my team had lost…
Ambrose: It was kind of like time slowed down… like in the movies.
Corwin: The target was so small… I was so confident…
Close Confessional
(Ambrose lands in the target)
Chris: And the Sick Seagulls complete the three-peat! As for the Wacko Whales, it's to the campfire for you.
SEAGULLS: YEAH!
(TIME SKIP)
(Camera shows campfire ceremony)
Chris: And the votes are in! Here's who is safe: Jared and Jason. Aaliyah, you're on the chopping block for being in control… and Noah, I guess the only reason you're here is because Aaliyah made a pact with Jason and Jared to vote you out.
Aaliyah: Chris! Did you have to say that?
Chris: Yes, yes I did. And so because of this, you're going to lose your smartest and most experienced player. Sorry Noah, but it's to the Plane of Shame for you.
Noah: Alright, bye Jared and Jason.
Jared and Jason: Bye.
Noah: But like I said about Alejandro… beware of eels. Aaliyah is one of them.
Jason: One of them? Do you mean that there is more?
Noah: Well-
(Chris shoves Noah towards the Plane of Shame)
Chris: And that's it for another episode of TOTAL, DRAMA REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND! Chef get him out of here before he messes things up for us.
(Noah flies away on the Plane of Shame)