Episode 8: Capture the Flag
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Camera shows contestants going through skydiving training)
Chris: Our contestants prepped for skydiving…
(Camera shows contestants skydiving towards targets)
Chris: As they would be trying to skydive into targets. Some failed… Some almost bailed…
(Camera shows failed jumps)
Chris: But in the end, the Seagulls won!
(Camera shows Ambrose's game winning jump)
Chris: Will the Seagulls continue their momentum they got from the three-peat? Will the Wacko Whales do better without Noah? I seriously doubt it. And you still don't know my hair secrets! To try to find out, come back for the next episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come Back)
(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls girls cabin)
Macaria: Wow, I still can't believe that we actually did the three-peat!
Magnolia: I know! Hey, where's Ambrose! I don't hear him downstairs making breakfast…
Macaria: Yeah, none of us can actually eat Chef's food and survive!
(Camera flips to Wacko Whales boys cabin)
Jared: Maybe it was a bad idea to vote off Noah…
Jason: Yeah, we should have voted off Aaliyah…
Jared: Speaking about Aaliyah, where is she?
Jason: Let's check downstairs.
(Jared and Jason walk downstairs to the lounge room)
Jason: Aaliyah?
Jared: There's nobody here.
Jason: Huh, strange…
(Camera flips to Crazy Cows lounge room)
Silas: Okay guys… we can't lose anymore challenges. That would be bad.
Jack: Yeah, then we would only have two people left. That would put us at a severe disadvantage. What do you say Dawn?
Silas: Dawn?
Dawn: Shhh… I'm trying to meditate.
Open Confessional
Dawn: I'm trying new ways to figure out why I can't read auras anymore...
Silas: Dawn freaks me out sometimes…
Close Confessional
(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots lounge room)
Satchel: I DON'T GET IT! Why can't we win? We're the most athletic team!
Corwin: Well apparently not… We let the Seagulls pull off a three peat.
Kaarina: Let's not get angry and just try extra hard to win this challenge.
Kaelyn: Yes. Calm down please…
(Camera flips to woods)
Ambrose: Did you follow my instructions?
Aaliyah: Yes, I got them to vote off Noah!
Ambrose: Good… any updates? Are Jared and Jason getting suspicious?
Aaliyah: No. I don't think so.
Ambrose: Tell me in case they do. Let's head back.
(They walk back)
(Time Skip)
(Camera flips to Chris, who's standing in the woods next to Chef, the woods have been noticeably been divided into four quadrants)
Chris (yelling through megaphone): CAMPERS! COME TO THE WOODS!
(Camera flips to Wacko Whales, who are in the lounge room sitting)
(Aaliyah walks in)
Jason: Where have you been this entire time?
Aaliyah: Walking. I like nature.
Jared: Well, whatever, we have to go for our challenge.
Jason: You're right.
(Whales head out to the woods)
(Time Skip)
(Camera shows campers huddled in groups, waiting for Chris)
(Chris and Chef walk in)
Chris: Campers, today's challenge will also be a two-part challenge. The first part is to collect your weapons. You will all search for crates filled with weapons. The crates will look exactly the same on the outside, but each crate will have different weapons on the inside.
Jason: Wait, weapons? Are these safe weapons?
Chris: They're all paintball weapons. Usually paintball only has the paintball pistol… But we added cannons, bow and arrows, and much more. And yes, these are real paintballs.
Kaelyn: But don't paintballs hurt?
Dawn: I assume we'll be getting gear to protect us.
Chris: Yes! The gear will all be the same, except they will have different colors. Dark Green, Light Green, Brown, and Light Blue. Begin your search!
(Time Skip)
Chris: Okay, every team has found a crate. Open it! Let's open it in order of placement from the last challenge. Whales, then Cows, then Maggots, then Seagulls.
(Camera flips to Wacko Whales)
Aaliyah: Okay, on the count of three, we'll open it. 1, 2, 3!
(Jared and Jason open crate)
Chris: What's inside?
Jared: We got dark green gear, a paintball cannon, and… paintball swords?
Magnolia: What's a paintball sword?
Chris: When you slap someone with it, it puts paint on them, eliminating them.
Kaarina: Is it safe?
Chris: It's made out of wood, but it's dull. So, it's pretty safe, but it'll hurt. Moving on! Cows!
(Camera flips to Cows)
Silas: Let's just open it now.
Jack: Yeah, get it over with.
(Cows open their crate)
Silas: We have brown gear, paintball bow and arrows, and a cannon.
Open Confessional
Silas: Brown gear? Not as good as the green gear, but not as bad as the blue gear, as you could be easily seen in that.
Dawn: I wonder why I can't still see auras.
Jack: I hope we know how to use these bow and arrows.
Close Confessional
Chris: Maggots, your turn!
(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots)
Satchel: I can't wait!
(Satchel opens crate)
Chris: What's in there?
Satchel: Dark green gear, machine guns, and a cannon!
Silas: They get machine guns? That's not cool!
Chris: Correction- paintball machine guns…
Satchel: Thank god I'm a hunter. This will be useful.
Open Confessional
Satchel: Yeah, hunting is one of my hobbies.
Ambrose: He likes hunting? Well that could be a problem.
Corwin: Hey, I'll take any advantage I can get.
Close Confessional
Chris: Seagulls, your turn!
(Camera flips to Seagulls, who then open their crate)
Ambrose: We have pistols, light blue gear, and… are these paintball grenades?
Aaliyah: They get paintball grenades! No fair!
Jason: But they do have that light blue gear, which will make them easy to see.
Chris: Well, now that you guys have your equipment, here's the second part. We're going to play a classic game of capture of flag, except you can get eliminated anywhere, simply by being hit with paint. Now, teams, you have five minutes to get ready, go to your quadrant and hide your flag. Go!
(Teams hurry off)
(Time skip)
Chris: Let the games begin!
(Camera flips to Crazy Cows)
Silas: Do we even know how to use the bows and arrows?
Jack: Nope but we'll figure it out as we go.
Silas: What should be our plan?
Jack: Defense first.
Dawn: I'll got out on offense. You two stay on defense.
Jack: Are you sure about that?
Dawn: Yes.
(Dawn hurries off)
Jack: That was weird.
Open Confessional
Dawn: I really need to figure out why I can't read auras anymore…
Close Confessional
(Camera flips to the Mistro Maggots)
Satchel: It's simple. Here's the plan.
Kaelyn: Since you're the hunter I guess we should listen to you.
Kaarina: Yeah, I agree with what you said.
Corwin: I agree with the girls. You're the man on this one Sam.
Satchel: Here's what we do… I need to get my hands on those bow and arrows…
(Camera flips to the Wacko Whales)
Jared: You think we hid our flag well?
Jason: I think so.
Aaliyah: Remember, the first team to lose their flag loses. So even if we all get hit by paint, we can still win if nobody finds our flag.
Jared: Okay.
(Camera flips to Sick Seagulls)
Ambrose: I think we hid our flag sufficiently enough.
Magnolia: But what should our strategy be?
Macaria: I don't have much experience with paintball or capture the flag…
Ambrose: Let's focus more on defense. If they don't get out flag we can still win.
Macaria: How do we know if someone is eliminated?
Ambrose: See that JumboTron Chris put in the middle of the Forest?
Magnolia: Yeah?
Ambrose: I'm assuming that's where he'll tell us.
Chris (through loudspeaker): Ambrose is correct. Do you all see that JumboTron up there? All of your faces and your teams will be up there. If there is an x over the picture, then that person or team is eliminated.
Ambrose: Thought so.
Magnolia: Okay, but we still don't have a plan.
Ambrose: Since we're going to focus more on defense, we're going to have two defenders and one attack. Who should be that one attacker?
Macaria: You can do it. I would feel better playing defense.
Magnolia: Same.
Ambrose: Okay… here's the plan on defense. I want you two to stay together and keep on moving around the area. Stay near the flag, but don't stay too near it. Okay?
Magnolia: Got it.
Ambrose: Well, I gotta go. I'm going to attack now.
(Ambrose runs off)
(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots)
Corwin: So, I wonder if Satchel and Kaelyn have reached Cow territory yet.
Kaarina: I hope they did. I really don't want to finish last here.
Corwin: Yeah, but it'll be important to see how we do here. Winning is necessary, as we can't let the Seagulls win four in a row.
Kaarina: That team does scare me a bit.
(Camera flips to the Crazy Cows)
Silas: Well, I wonder if Dawn has attacked yet.
Jack: Well, nobody has been hit yet, so-
(Jack gets hit by paint)
(Satchel and Kaelyn run in)
Kaelyn: Nice shot!
Satchel: Thanks!
(Silas fires at Kaelyn, hitting her gun)
Silas: Dang-
(Satchel runs over and pins Silas down, knocking away his weapon)
Satchel: Keep your paintball gun trained on him!
Kaelyn (complying): Okay!
Satchel: Where's the flag?
Silas: Why would I tell you?
(Satchel pulls Silas's arm back)
Silas: I-I'm still not telling.
Kaelyn: He's a warrior… can't we just finish him and search?
Satchel: Not yet. I haven't pulled out my special move yet.
Kaelyn: Maybe this is going to far...
(Satchel reaches towards Silas's fingers when-)
(BOOM-Paint sprays everywhere hitting Kaelyn and Silas, but somehow missing Satchel)
Satchel: What the? Was that a-
(Ambrose walks in)
Ambrose: Paintball grenade? Yes, it was.
Kaelyn: Run!
Satchel: I can take him!
Kaelyn: You're too valuable to the team! Don't risk it!
(Satchel runs away)
(Ambrose walks over to Silas)
Ambrose: Silas, you okay man?
Silas: Yeah… he just hurt me a bit. Thanks for the save.
Ambrose: No problem.
Jack: It's good that I had gear when I was hit… that could have hurt.
Ambrose: It could have. Well, I'll see you guys later.
(Ambrose walks away)
Silas: I wonder why he didn't look for our flag?
Jack: We may not know.
Chris (through loudspeaker): And Kaelyn, Silas, and Jack are out!
(Camera flips to Wacko Whales)
Jared: Was it really necessary to have everybody on defense?
Aaliyah: Yes! That way nobody can get our flag.
Jason: Well, I guess all we have to do is not finish last.
(Camera flips to Dawn)
Dawn: I still can't read auras…
Chris (through loudspeaker): We have just added a new feature to the JumboTron! There is now also a list of how many hits each person has. It's sorted from most hits to least hits.
Dawn: Interesting… But why can't I read auras?
(Camera shows figure hiding in the shadows creeping in)
Figure (in raspy voice): Don't move Dawn…
Dawn: What? (Starts to turn around)
Figure: Do not turn around.
Dawn: Who are you? I do not recognize this raspy voice.
Figure: I know why you can't read auras anymore.
Dawn: What? How?
Figure: You read auras based off of magnetic energy and nature. The nature here is very artificial… and I put a device on you that wards off magnetic energy, limiting your abilities.
Dawn: Why?
Figure: You won't know… (hits dawn with paint)
(Camera shows figure walking away, then zooms in on the face… showing Ambrose)
(Camera goes back to Dawn)
Dawn: Device? (searches her body, finds device in her jacket pocket)
Dawn: Oh wow… I can read auras again. Yes!
(Camera flips back to Jack and Silas, who are just sitting and talking)
Jack: We actually still have a chance. I hope Dawn does good.
Chris: A new hit has happened! Check the JumboTron for updates!
Silas: It looks as if Ambrose got Dawn. Way to jinx it! At least he didn't get our flag.
(Ambrose walks in, looking around, before stopping)
Ambrose: Hey, Silas, is that brown handkerchief your flag?
Silas: Yes…
(Ambrose pulls flag and starts to walk back)
Ambrose: Work together to vote off Dawn!
(Ambrose steps out of the scene)
Jack: Way to jinx it Silas!
Silas: Shut up… Let's just do what Ambrose said and work together to vote off Dawn…
Jack: Alright.
(Awkward silence)
Chris: And the Crazy Cows are out! Check the JumboTron to find out who got their flag!
Silas: He got back there fast…
(Camera flips to the Wacko Whales)
Jared: Guys, I just realized something!
Jason: What?
Joey: If the Seagulls launch a paintball grenade at us, we'll all be hit!
Aaliyah: Why can't you have these "aha" moments earlier?
Jared: Why do you always have to make a plan that involves us all staying together?
Jason: Guys! You're both right! But stop arguing! We'll be seen!
(Camera shows blue flash run by)
Jared: Was that just someone wearing a blue uniform running by?
Jason: Oh no…
(Satchel runs in, and shoots Jared)
Satchel: Got you!
(Ambrose runs in, and throws paintball grenade)
(BOOM- paint flies everywhere, hitting Satchel, Jason, and Aaliyah)
Chris (through loudspeaker): And that's three more people eliminated. So far, one team is out, Ambrose has the only capture, and Ambrose is leading in hits with 6, and Satchel has 2.
(Camera flips to Chris)
Chris: Will Ambrose continue his dominance? How will the Mistro Maggots do after losing Satchel? And will the Seagulls win four in a row? It certainly looks like it, but to find out for sure, come back after the break on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come Back)
Ambrose: Now where is the flag?
Jason: You'll never find out!
Ambrose: It's dark green gear… you're wearing dark green pants… stand up Jarek.
Jason: You can't make me.
Ambrose: Come on man, please don't make me hit you with more paint.
Jason: Alright… (stands up)
Ambrose: Empty your pockets.
(Jason empties his pockets, with a dark green handkerchief falling out)
(Ambrose picks it up, and starts walking away)
Ambrose: Thanks man!
(Time skip)
Chris (through loudspeaker): And now only the Mistro Maggots and Sick Seagulls are left! Check the JumboTron for stats!
(Camera flips to Mistro Maggots)
Corwin: So it's just you and me…
Kaarina: You and I.
Corwin: Can you honestly think of grammar in a time like this?
Kaarina: Well, I am pretty worried! They have three, we have two!
(Sick Seagulls run in)
Ambrose: Attack!
(Ambrose hits Kaarina with paintball pistol)
(Corwin hits Macaria)
Ambrose: It's two to one! Finish him!
Magnolia: Okay! I got this!
(Magnolia fires, hitting Ambrose with paint)
Ambrose: Are you serious?
Magnolia: Sorry, it was-
(Corwin hits Magnolia with paint)
Chris (coming in): Since the Maggots are the last team standing, they win!
Ambrose: Don't they have to find our flag first?
Chris: He eventually will, as there is no time limit! And I really don't want to stay out here. Can't risk the face. Maggots win an advantage in the next challenge! As for the Cows, it's to campfire ceremony for you.
Open Confessional
Silas: I think we should take Ambrose's advice and vote Dawn out.
Jack: Yeah, Dawn, out. I wonder why Ambrose wanted her out though.
Dawn: I know who the figure was. I could tell by the JumboTron. I have to warn them all before I get eliminated.
Close Confessional
(time skip)
(Camera shows campfire ceremony)
Chris: And the votes are in… who will be out? That person is… it is… Dawn!
Dawn: Alas, it is my turn to leave. May the fates have it so. But I must warn you of the bad things happening-
Chris: Get her out of here!
(Chef hauls out Dawn, taking her to the Plane of Shame)
(Camera shows Dawn flying out)
Open Confessional
Jack: I wonder what Dawn wanted to warn us about. Jason told me that Noah also tried to warn the Whales last episode, but Chris interrupted him too…
Kaelyn: I can't help but sense something fishy is going on here.
Ambrose: 8 down… 11 to go. Like Mal said, one by one they will fall… But Magnolia has to go next.
Close Confessional
(Camera flips to Chris)
Chris: How will the Cows do with only two members? Will the Maggots continue their win streak? And how is Ambrose feeling about Magnolia's shot? Come back next time to find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Before closing credits, cameras show Ambrose in the woods, making fake blood)
Ambrose: This will come in handy for the next challenge… and getting rid of Magnolia.
(Ambrose suddenly turns around)
Ambrose: Who's there!?
(Camera shows pair of eyes watching him then someone running away)
(Ambrose follows, and finds something they dropped, it's a locket)
Ambrose: I need to find out who this locket belongs to… and fast.
(End)
