Episode 12: Back to Boney Island
Chris: Last time on Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island.
(Camera shows contestants in "Hot Zone" of Island)
Chris: Our campers competed to see who could survive the longest in the "Hot Zone" in our first challenge of the merge.
(Camera shows Ambrose winning)
Chris: In the end, Ambrose ended up winning this challenge and immunity from elimination, changing the target from him to Corwin.
(Camera shows Corwin taking the plane of Shame)
Chris: Who will go out next? When will Ambrose finally be in danger of being eliminated? And is the Silas-Jack combo about to break out? Come back to find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come Back)
(Camera flips to boys cabin)
Ambrose: So, you were just pretending to be friends with Corwin?
Satchel: No.
Ambrose: The guy on your team, who your worked with, teamed up with, fought with… you just sold him out, just like that? That's not cool dude.
Silas: When you put it like that, it does sound pretty bad. I mean, you voted out Corwin, your friend and teammate. That's dumb.
Jack: Silas and I would never do that! We're friends! We don't sell each other out.
Jason: Yeah, as long as you don't give me peanuts, I got all of y'all backs.
Satchel: I didn't sell him out! I just voted for him!
Ambrose: Yeah, yeah, so, what do you think today's challenge will be?
Silas: Probably something painful and grueling…
Jack: As usual…
Satchel: But we're going to stick together and be men, right?
(Everyone suddenly becomes quiet)
Jason: Man, why don't you just shut up? What do you know about sticking together?
Open Confessional
Ambrose: Like I said, I need to get rid of the Mistro Maggots, one by one. First was Corwin, now I'm going to put Satchel in the hot seat. I won't be in it, yet. But I know eventually I'm going to be targeted, so I need to keep on winning. As soon as I don't, they might eliminate me.
Satchel: Man, everyone is turning on me! I'm worried that if I don't win this challenge here, or make some friends fast, I'm going to be eliminated.
Jason: Man, Satchel is screwed. He's going to go out soon.
Jack: Things have gotten pretty tense recently.
Silas: There's something I've realized recently. Ambrose has quietly instigated eliminations. I wonder if it's on purpose or accident.
Close Confessional
Chris (through loudspeaker): Campers, report to the docks immediately!
Satchel: Oh (bleep). That sounds (bleep)-ing bad.
Ambrose: Man, why do you got to always swear?
Silas: Tone it down!
(Time Skip)
(Camera shows campers waiting at the docks)
Chris: Today, you guys will be flying to Boney Island, which has been moved to just 1 mile off shore.
Aaliyah: How on earth did you manage to move a freaking island?
Kaarina: That's incredibly stupid!
Ambrose: I'm just curious over whether it was legal…
Chris: I plead the fifth! Or the third! Or was it the fourth?
Chef: Get on with it man, we're wasting daylight. And you know what's been going down recently at Boney Island at night.
Chris: Oh yeah, sorry man, forgot about it. Campers, pack your bags, you'll be there for as long as a day, so hurry up!
Silas: Wait, what do you mean "been going down recently at Boney Island at night".
Jack: Can't be anything good…
Chris: It's a terrible surprise for you all!
Jason: Oh, why can't you have good surprises? Like a surprise party!
Chef: GET MOVING!
(Campers quickly go back into cabins to pack)
(Time Skip)
(Camera shows campers at docks)
Chris: Your challenge today will be to kayak yourself to Boney Island and back (that's two miles in all).
Kaarina: Is that it? Wow, easier than I thought it would be.
Chris: Nope!
(Campers groan)
Chris: You will also have to capture a mutant creature in the "Fun Zone" of Boney Island! Begin!
(Campers rush into kayaks and start paddling)
Open Confessional
Ambrose: It's inevitable, but-
Aaliyah: I'm not stupid, and-
Satchel: I know that if I lose this challenge here-
Ambrose: I'll be in danger-
Aaliyah: Of being-
Satchel: Eliminated.
Close Confessional
Chris: Oh, and I forgot to mention, but this is a sudden-death challenge! The person who finishes last will be automatically eliminated!
Open Confessional
Ambrose: Oh, well-
Aaliyah: That makes things-
Satchel: A lot easier.
Close Confessional
(Camera shows campers kayaking to Boney Island, with Ambrose and Satchel arriving first, Kaelyn, Silas, Macaria, and Aaliyah close behind, then Jack and Jason, and Kaarina in the very back)
(Ambrose arrives on Boney Island)
Ambrose: There's the Fun Zone!
(Satchel arrives)
Satchel: I'll race you!
(Ambrose and Satchel run off)
Open Confessional
Silas: Those two are starting to become threats… But Jack and I will take them down.
Aaliyah: I need to get rid of them fast.
Kaelyn: I can't help but notice those two…
Macaria: I don't know about my chances to make it out of this challenge, never mind the top three.
Kaarina: I'm getting really worried.
Jack: Man… those two… Silas and I gotta bring them down fast. And we will.
Jason: Those two probably aren't going to get along at my party…
Close Confessional
(Camera shows Ambrose and Satchel arriving at the same time at the Fun Zone)
Ambrose: You know you're going down, right?
Satchel: Oh please Mr. Golden Boy. I'm going all the way. Who's going to stop me?
Ambrose: I will.
Satchel: Try.
(Ambrose and Satchel head into the Fun Zone)
(Everyone else gets to fun zone)
Aaliyah: Guys, let's make an alliance to take down those two!
Kaelyn: I don't know about that…
Kaarina: Is that really necessary?
Silas: That wouldn't be cool.
Jack: We gotta stick together.
Macaria: Aaliyah, do we need to do this?
Jason: I can't do that to a friend.
Aaliyah: What are you guys saying? Have you not been watching? These two have been having their way! We need to step up and destroy them!
Silas:... You're right.
Jack: I guess we do need to work together.
Kaelyn and Kaarina: Fine.
Jason: If you guys are fine with it, so am I.
Macaria: Okay…
Open Confessional
Kaarina: I'm not stupid. I know Aaliyah is going to try to lead this pact. I'll stick close for now, but she's going down.
Aaliyah: I can tell Kaarina is not convinced. Also, I now Silas and Jack are uprising threats.
Close Confessional
(Rest of Campers go inside Fun Zone)
(Camera flips to Ambrose)
Ambrose: There's a mutant creature!
(Camera flips to mutant deer)
Ambrose: Okay, nice little deer, nice little deer.
Open Confessional
Ambrose: Since I'm pretty good with animals, I thought I was fine, but then I realized that these were angry mutant creatures…
Close Confessional
(Deer snorts explosive snot, which starts weak explosion near Ambrose)
(Camera flips to Satchel)
Satchel: What was that? Never mind, I got this…
(Satchel leaps towards mutant baby alligator, when the mama comes in)
Satchel: Oh (bleep).
(Mother alligator breathes fire and chases after Satchel)
(Camera flips to Silas)
Silas: Okay… I got this, I got this.
(Silas leaps at mutant bird, which lashes out extra-long legs at his face)
Silas: Ouch! MY NOSE!
(Camera flips to Jack)
Jack: Man, it was such a bad idea to split up… Hey! A little tiny chipmunk!
(As soon as Jack touches the chipmunk, it bites him, jumps four feet in the air, punches him, and then scurries away)
Jack: Bit of an overreaction, don't you think?
(Camera flips to Jason)
Jason: Where are the mutant creatures?
(Camera shows mutant bear looming behind him)
(Camera zooms out as screams are heard)
(Camera flips to Kaelyn)
Kaelyn: Were those screams I just heard? I should go help them.
(Kaelyn runs in the direction when a mutant squirrel gets in the way)
(Kaelyn accidentally steps on squirrel's tail)
(Squirrel sudden increases in size)
Kaelyn: Oh no! (runs away)
(Camera flips to Aaliyah)
Aaliyah: Alright, I should aim for a really small animal so it'll be easier to get!
(Aaliyah sees butterfly go by)
Aaliyah: A butterfly! Not a mammal, but still a mutant creature. I'll use the net I bought to try and catch it.
(Aaliyah swings with net and misses, making the butterfly use laser vision to burn net)
(Butterfly turns to Aaliyah)
Aaliyah: This will be harder than I thought it would be.
(Aaliyah runs away)
(Camera flips to Macaria, who's stalking a rabbit, with a bag)
Macaria: It's now or never…
(Macaria swipes bag down on rabbit, who suddenly uses razor teeth to break out of the bag and jump at Macaria)
Macaria: Oh no…
(Camera switches to Kaarina)
Kaarina: Ooh! There's a little mutant birdie!
(Kaarina picks up mutant bird and starts walking away)
Kaarina: Wow, this was easier than I thought it would be.
(Suddenly, the bird explodes into goop)
Kaarina: EWW! That's disgusting!
(Ambrose comes in, looking singed, with a small silver streak of hair)
Ambrose: You okay? What's that goop on you?
Kaarina (staring at Ambrose strangely): I don't know! And why do you randomly have a silver streak?
Ambrose: I had my own explosion.
Kaarina: Okay.
(Satchel walks in)
Satchel: Yo! What were you two doing? (snickers)
Ambrose: Nothing like what you're thinking right now.
Satchel: What's that goop? And cool silver streak! Though it would look better at me.
Ambrose: We all know you're just going to go out soon Satchel. How about you make it as painless as possible?
Satchel: Why you!
(Satchel jumps at Ambrose, right as Kaelyn walks in)
Kaelyn: Satchel!
(Satchel stops)
Kaelyn: What are you doing?
Kaarina: He was being a pervert and a jerk.
(Macaria walks in)
Macaria: You okay Ambrose?
(Silas and Jack come in)
Silas: Jeez… I knew he was violent.
Jack: You shouldn't be on this show. Come back when you get calmer!
(Jason runs in)
Jason: Bear… ran… life… flashed between… eye…
Ambrose: Woah man, you okay?
Jason: Athsma…
Ambrose: Deep breaths, deep breaths, do you have your inhaler in your pack?
Jason: Yes.
Silas: THEN USE IT!
(Jason uses inhaler, helping him a bit)
Jason: What's… all the commotion… about?
(Aaliyah comes in)
Aaliyah: That's exactly my question.
Ambrose: Satchel's just been an idiot. He attacked me for no reason.
Jason: Dude, not cool. You're uninvited to my party!
Satchel: Big Whup!
Open Confessional
Aaliyah: Something tells me Satchel was provoked.
Kaarina: Satchel wasn't completely unprovoked, but still… what a jerk.
Silas: That guy is so screwed.
Jason: He's going to miss the best party ever! (Intern: What is this party anyway?)Jason: I'm having a party for everyone here after the competition.
Ambrose: Satchel, Satchel… well, there goes another Maggot.
Close Confessional
Aaliyah: I can't wait here forever, I'm going to go!
Silas: She's right.
(Campers disperse)
(Camera flips to Chris)
Chris: This is starting to heat up. Will anybody bring back a mutant creature? Will someone die in the process? Will Ambrose get another streak in his hair? Come back to find out on Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Come Back)
Chris: After a series of earlier mishaps…
(Camera shows Ambrose getting singed, Kaarina getting goop on herself, Jason being attacked by bear, and mutant butterfly using laser vision to burn Aaliyah's net)
Chris: We fast forward to night. And in between the earlier mishaps and night, there were a lot more mishaps. Ambrose now not only has a silver streak, he has a gold and silver streak!
(Camera shows Ambrose get singed again)
Chris: Satchel was now the goop's victim!
(Camera shows goop explosion taking place on Satchel0
Chris: And much, much, more!
(Camera shows hilarious other mishaps and explosions)
Chris: But now we're going to go to check on our campers and see how they're dying! I mean, doing, doing.
(Camera flips to Ambrose)
Ambrose: Okay, this trap will finally work…
(Ambrose activates a Rube Goldberg Machine, which ends up with the deer getting knocked out by a rubber glove)
Ambrose: YES! Wait… How am I going to get this out of here now?
(Camera flips to Jason)
Jason: I'm… so tired.
(Camera shows Jason squinting at a baby mouse)
Jason: This is probably going to turn out to be a giant mutant beast.
(Jason grabs mouse, and then looks away, preparing for a blast)
(No blast comes)
Jason: Oh my god! It's actually a (bleep)-ing real original animal!
(Mouse burps out fire)
Jason: Ow! Ow! OUCH! (Hops around)
(Jason fishes into bag and gets out a plastic bag, which he keeps the mouse in)
Jason: Now… I need to get back. But I'm so tired.
(Jason slowly walks away)
(Camera flips to Macaria, who subdues the bunny finally)
Macaria: Okay, this bag will work…
(Macaria puts bunny in the bag)
Macaria: Okay, I got to make it to the boat fast!
(Camera flips to Satchel, who's running with the baby alligator, away from the mother)
Satchel: I just gotta lose her.
(Satchel runs behind tree and hides as mother goes right by)
Satchel: Thank god.
(Camera splits to Silas, Jack, Aaliyah, Kaelyn, and Kaarina, on five different screens who's running towards their boats with their creatures in their hands)
(Camera flips to Ambrose, who's just made it to the boat with the deer in his hands)
(Satchel runs by and gets into boat)
Satchel: Having problems? Good luck!
(Ambrose gets into the boat and starts paddling)
Ambrose: Ugh! This deer is so heavy!
Satchel: You got boating skills, but your animal is bad for this challenge. Get wrecked!
(Ambrose and Satchel start kayaking off)
(Everyone else arrives, with Silas and Macaria arriving first)
Aaliyah: Don't let one of those two win!
(Everyone gets in their kayaks and starts paddling)
(As campers start the kayaking, the mother alligator suddenly comes in and sees Satchel)
(Alligator jumps into water and starts following the campers)
(Camera flips to Chris, who's just paused the screen)
Chris (laughs): Oh, things are starting to get good! Seriously, will anyone die? What is that mother alligator planning? And who's going to be eliminated? Come back to find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come back)
(Camera shows campers kayaking, camera zooms in on Macaria, who spots alligator)
Macaria: GUYS!
(Nobody hears)
Macaria: GUYS! ALLIGATOR!
(Nobody notices, the sounds of the water and how focused they are make them oblivious)
Macaria: I have to take a detour to get in front and warn them.
(Macaria starts going to the outside of the pack and starts padding even faster)
(Alligator speeds up and rams into Silas's boat)
Silas: What the-
(Silas's boat get's overturned)
Silas: Wait! What was that?
(Alligator speeds up and randomly turns ramming into Kaelyn's boat, overturning it)
(Kaelyn comes out of the water, spluttering)
Kaelyn: Was that an alligator?
(Alligator rams into Jack's boat, then Aaliyah's boat, then Jason's boat, then Kaarina's boat, overturning them all)
Jack: Wait, I think that it's-
Aaliyah: Trying to get to-
Jason: Ambrose and Satchel's boats-
Kaarina: And she looks as if she's going to kill them!
(Camera goes up to Ambrose and Satchel, who are jostling each other's boats, when Macaria slides up)
Macaria: Guys! Look out for the crocodile!
(Ambrose and Satchel stop, then turn back, right as alligator runs into their boats, but somehow not overturning them, as they're so heavy from the animals)
Ambrose: PADDLE!
Satchel: DITTO!
(Ambrose and Satchel paddle even faster, and reach soil)
Ambrose: See ya later!
Satchel: I'm still here man. You're so dead.
(Alligator gets out of water and begins to chase them)
(Macaria reaches land and beings to head for Chris' cabin)
(Camera shows campers getting back on their boats and reaching land)
(Time Skip)
(Camera shows Ambrose and Satchel still being chased by Alligator)
Ambrose: What did you do to tick her off?
Satchel: I kind of stole her baby!
Ambrose: Are you freaking serious! Now she thinks I'm also involved with the stealing of the baby! She'll be fine if you give the baby back.
Satchel: No way! I'm not going to lose!
Ambrose: At least stop following me!
Satchel: But you're going towards the destination!
(Ambrose and Satchel arrive at Chris' camp, just to see Macaria handing Chris the mutant bunny, and putting it in the cage)
Chris: My prediction!
Ambrose, Satchel, and Chris: NO!
Ambrose: Chris, why are you saying no!
Chris: My prediction for who would get eliminated! It was wrong!
(Ambrose puts the deer in the cage, and Satchel puts the baby alligator in the cage, leading the momma alligator to jump in too)
(One by one, the campers all put their mutant creatures in the cage, until it's just Jason and Kaarina)
(Jason comes in)
Jason (wheezing): There it is!
(Jason gets to cage, but then stops, wheezing)
(Kaarina comes in the frame and starts running towards Jason, but just as she gets there, Jason puts in his creature, and then Kaarina puts in hers)
Chris (who just stopped whining and sobbing): And it's over! Kaarina, since you finished last in a sudden-death challenge, you're out! Here's your bags! Be thankful you're at least not at Boney Island at night!
(Chef throws Kaarina her bags)
(Kaarina boards Plane of Shame)
Chris: We are down to the final 8! Will our next challenge be as dangerous as this one? What will happen to the two interns who have been tasked with returning the creatures to Boney Island? (Screams are heard from the distance as Chris winces) And after this lawsuit, will I be able to find another intern?
Intern (who's boarding the Plane of Shame): I doubt it!
Chris: Come back next episode to find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Before Credits Scene:)
Ambrose (staring at Playa de Losers): So this is where they've been…
(End)