Episode 14: The Beast of Pahkitew Island
(Camera shows Chris sitting at his Mansion)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Camera shows Contestants hiding eggs of different colors)
Chris: Our remaining contestants were given the task of hiding eggs given to them… Unfortunately nobody could find the hidden eggs. We decided to spice things up, and just had everyone throw eggs at each other.
(Camera shows Chris handing contestants eggs, and them promptly throwing them at each other)
Chris: In the end, we thought that Ambrose had won, but Jason came in late, and ended up shockingly winning.
(Camera shows Jason throwing egg at Ambrose)
Chris: Today's challenge will be all about me! To find out what it is, come back when we return to another episode of Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Come back)
Chris (through loudspeaker): Meet me at the docks for your challenge.
(Camera flips to the boys cabin)
Silas: I can't believe we all made it this far.
Jason: When I joined this show, I just wanted to have fun! Now I actually have a chance to win!
Jack: Same! Hopefully Michigan is watching this. As in, Michigan, the college.
Ambrose: You want to coach there?
Jack: Yeah! That would be awesome! I've always wanted to coach there.
Ambrose: Being a football coach is rough though. It's a tough life.
Jack: I'm willing to do whatever it takes.
Silas: Well, let's just focus on not getting eliminated. Now that Sam is gone, we have nobody who's going to cause any trouble.
Open Confessional:
Ambrose: Right… cause no trouble. If only he knew how many people I've eliminated thus far. (laughs)
Silas: I'm so pumped! Everyone left is so cool! Even Aaliyah I guess…
Jason: If what Ambrose told Aaliyah and I last challenge was true… then we're screwed. My days in this show are limited. Unless… we convince others that Ambrose isn't who he seems to be.
Close Confessional
(Camera flips to the Girls Cabin)
Macaria: So you're telling us that Ambrose is secretly an evil genius like Mal, who's been taking own one camper after another?
Kaelyn: That sounds a little far fetched…
Aaliyah: That's exactly what I'm saying! He's been operating behind the scenes, and will take us all down!
Macaria: I was on his team… he was never like that. He was the star player on our team!
Kaelyn: Aaliyah, I hate to say it, but it just sounds like you're trying to get us to vote out Ambrose because he's a threat.
Aaliyah: Why are you guys so stupid? Is it not obvious?
Open Confessional
Aaliyah: I probably could have kept my cool better in that situation.
Kaelyn: I have no idea what's wrong with Aaliyah. I don't want to sound mean, but she's starting to sound a bit crazy.
Close Confessional
Chris (through loudspeaker): Campers, report to the cafeteria for your next challenge.
Macaria: Let's just go.
(Time skip)
(Camera shows Chris standing next to a picture perfect model of himself, and every camper with a mold of clay in front of them)
Chris: Today, your challenge is simple. Recently, I've been running low on statues of myself.
Chef: Mainly because of Duncan blowing up his mansion in All Stars.
Chris (sobs): Still hurts… (regains composure) Anyway, all you guys have to do is create a beautiful statue of myself using the clay and other scraps of material we've given you guys. You will have three hours. After those three hours, I will be back and will judge your creations. Best one wins immunity this episode!
(Chris and Chef leave the scene)
Ambrose: Just great, art… My weak link.
Silas: I'm trash too…
Jack: Is anybody here good at art?
Jason: I think Corwin was pretty good, but he was eliminated!
Aaliyah: I'm good at art, but I'm better at drawing than molding and building.
Macaria: Same, I don't think I'll be very good at building a statue.
Kaelyn: I have some experience! Maybe I can win this challenge!
(Camera flips to Chris)
Chris: We're going to give the campers some time. Until then, don't leave, cause we're going to return to another episode of Total, Drama, Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Come back)
(Camera shows campers, who are working on their statues, some are better than others, but Kaelyn's appears to be the best)
Silas: This is hopeless. This looks more like uh… actually, it doesn't look like anything.
Ambrose: You could call it abstract art maybe?
Silas: That's not going to get me any points with Chris!
Jason: If only we could distract Chris from this.
(Chris walks into the cafeteria)
Chris: How is everyone doing?
Jack: Well-
(Intern runs into the room and whispers in Chris' ear, suddenly, Chris turns pale and runs out of the cafeteria with the intern)
(silence)
Ambrose: Is anybody else really weirded out by what just happened?
Jason: I'm going to go check it out!
(Jason runs out of the cafeteria)
(Camera shows Chef, Chris, and all of the interns with their luggage loaded up and packed on the Plane of Shame)
Jason: Hey, where are you going?
Chris: Jason, beware of the-
(Chris' voice is cut off as the plane motor turns on and it begins to take off)
(Rest of campers run out of the cafeteria)
Kaelyn: Where are they going?
Jason: Guys, relax! I remember an episode like this in Total Drama Island! Chris and Chef left, and everyone thought that there was a chainsaw killer on the loose, but it was all fine. They'll be back. We might as well continue our challenge.
Macaria: Wait…
Jason: What?
Macaria: That one statue Chris used as an example for the challenge.
Jason: What about it?
Macaria: Chris adores it! He absolutely loves it! I refuse to believe that he would just leave it for someone else to take or ruin. He was in such a hurry he forgot about it.
Jason: In the TDI episode, Chris also purposely forgot something that everyone thought was dear to him.
Jack: Wait, what's that?
(Jack sprints over and picks up a Wallet, and opens it up)
Aaliyah: What? Did you find your wallet?
Jack: This isn't my wallet. This is Chris' wallet.
Jason: I'm telling you, he probably just purposely left it behind!
Jack: Then why would he leave this much money and his credit cards in it?
(Jack shows everyone the wallet, which is stuffed with cash and credit cards)
Jason: There must be an explanation…
Ambrose: Jason, it's time for us to accept it, there's something going on right now.
Kaelyn: But what could be possibly going on?
Ambrose: We're going to need to investigate.
Kaelyn: What do we plan on looking for?
Ambrose: We're looking for a reason on why Chris would suddenly leave.
Aaliyah: Where do you suppose we start?
Ambrose: In his cabin.
Silas: Awesome! I've been wanting to go in there for forever!
(Campers begin walking towards Chris' cabin)
(As they walk out, the camera zooms out on a pair of large eyes watching them)
(Time skip)
(Camera shows campers in Chris' cabin)
Jack: We're here. Now what?
Ambrose: We need to look for information. Search for electronic devices. A phone, tablet, laptop, anything.
(Campers begin ransacking the cabin)
Aaliyah (shakes head): You guys are such losers, how can you not have found anything yet?
Macaria:Technically, you're a loser too by your logic, as you haven't found anything yet either.
(Aaliyah begins looking around)
Aaliyah and Silas: LAPTOP!
Aaliyah: Hey! Don't credit yourself with finding it, I found it!
Silas: Yeah right, you can't find anything with eyes as small as that!
Open Confessional
Aaliyah: How dare he!
Kaelyn: That was really racist… And I'm surprised that it came from Silas.
Ambrose (bursts out laughing): Well, I sure didn't expect Silas to say that. But seriously, that was mean.
Silas: I don't know why I said that… Sometimes she annoys me so much that I don't know what to do!
Close confessional
Ambrose: Anyway, we need to check the laptop to see for any news that may help us.
(Ambrose turns on computer)
Ambrose: Dang it! There's a password.
Jason: It could be anything!
Ambrose: What would Chris choose as a password?
Kaelyn: Just type in the thing he loves most.
Everyone: Chris.
Ambrose: Chris sure does love himself.
(Ambrose types in password)
Ambrose: It worked! Wait… Oh no….
Macaria: What?
Ambrose: Guys check this out.
(Ambrose shows everyone the laptop)
Aaliyah (reads out loud): My tiny eyes read the headline.
Jason: That can't be true!
Jack (reads out loud): Beast escapes and is loose on Pahkitew Island.
Jason: Nonsense!
Jack (continues to read): The beast was experimented on in labs and gained an incredible mind and the ability to talk telepathically, while retaining its strength. It's name is Stewart, and it was originally a normal gorilla. Now it's bigger, smarter, and deadlier.
(Ambrose closes laptop)
Silas: Can I swear?
Ambrose: Nope.
(Awkward silence)
Silas: How about now?
Kaelyn: Don't you even dare.
Jack: What's our gameplan? Shift the line left or right?
Macaria: We need a plan! Not a football gameplan!
Jack: Sorry, I randomly begin talking about football when I'm nervous or scared.
Aaliyah: Well, I know that the beast won't get me first.
Kaelyn (curiously): Why's that?
Aaliyah: Because you all are so stupid that the beast will have to target one of you first. (Laughs)
Macaria: This isn't funny! We need a plan of action!
Ambrose: Where would this beast be?
Silas: I think the article said that his name was Stewart.
Ambrose: STEWART could be anywhere… We should try to escape too.
Aaliyah: I'm staying right here. There's no way that the beast gets caught up here.
Jason: I'm staying too.
Ambrose: Suit yourself. Come on guys, let's go.
(Everyone besides Aaliyah and Jason leave)
(Camera flips to the campers outside)
Silas: I'm feeling great!
Kaelyn: Why would you? There's a beast on the loose!
Silas: Yeah, but in the borrow movies, it's always the couple that goes down first.
Ambrose: Are you calling Ambrose and Jason a couple?
Silas: What, no!
Macaria: That's actually what it sounded like.
Silas: Well, they're by themselves and alone, so in a horror movie tense, yes?
(Camera flips back to Aaliyah and Jason)
Aaliyah: Have you been able to convince anyone that Ambrose was bad yet?
Jason: No! Have you?
Aaliyah: I guess we're screwed.
Jason: Wait, Maybe if we both vote for Ambrose, and convince one person that Ambrose is bad, he'll be voted out!
Aaliyah: Nobody will believe us unless we have solid proof.
Jason: Yeah… Hey! Do you see that? On Chris' desk?
(Jason runs over and picks up a CD)
(Aaliyah comes over to look at it)
Aaliyah (reading): Ambrose's greatest hits.
Jason: Let's put this in the laptop and see what it holds!
(Jason and Aaliyah watch the video on the laptop)
Aaliyah (smirking): This is all we need…
(Camera flips back to the other campers)
Silas: I wonder how they're doing right now.
Jack: Y post, Z slant right, motion-
Ambrose: Jack! Why are you designing plays for football right now?
Jack: I told you! When I get nervous I do that!
Ambrose: Here we are, the dock of shame. Or what they used to call it.
Macaria: There's no boats here…
Ambrose: Dang it!
Silas: Guys, come here!
(Everyone rushes over to Silas)
(Camera zooms in, showing that on the dock, the words "Stewart was here" was carved in)
Kaelyn: Guys, do you see that?
(Camera zooms in on the outline of a giant creature, shaped like a gorilla)
Silas: IT'S STEWART!
(Everybody runs off)
Ambrose: Okay, I think we lost him. We're safe. For now. We need to make a trap to lure him into, and then we can escape freely.
Kaelyn: I can help make a trap, I took a snares lesson once.
Ambrose: Good, Silas, Jack, can you go get some rope? Macaria, you stay here and help us plan the trap.
Silas: Aww… fine.
(Silas and Jake leave)
Ambrose: Why is this starting to remind me of Scooby-Doo? And I feel as if those two are going to run into trouble… just like Shaggy and Scooby.
Macaria: I remember watching that show when I was younger, it was great!
Kaelyn: But didn't Shaggy and Scooby almost get seriously hurt every time? I'm a bit worried for them.
(Camera flips to Silas and Jack, who are getting rope from the equipment shed, which is located right next to the cafeteria)
Jack: That should be enough.
Silas: You know, I have an awful feeling that someone is following us right now.
Jack: It's probably just your imagination.
Silas: Well, I do have an extremely vivid imagination. Did it suddenly just get darker?
Jack: Silas, I think you were right about someone following us.
Silas: Why do you say that?
Jack: Look up.
(Silas puts his head up, to see Stewart standing right behind them)
Silas: Mommy…
Jack: RUN!
(Silas and Jack run into the cafeteria, knocking over all that statues they had been building, and causing a huge ruckus)
Stewart: FOOD!
Silas: Did you hear that?
Jack: In my head, I swear, someone just yelled Food!
Silas: Wait, in the article, it said Stewart could communicate telepathically!
(Silas and Jack scream and run all the way back to where the other campers are)
Silas: Here's the rope!
(Silas and Jack hand Ambrose the rope)
Ambrose: Okay, we've built everything else, the trap is in place!
(Camera skims over the trap)
Ambrose: All we need now is bait.
(Everyone turns and looks at Silas)
Silas: What?
(Time skip)
(Camera shows Silas standing in the middle of the beach)
Silas: Hey! Stewart! Where you at punk?
Stewart: Punk?
Silas: Yeah, that's right! Hey, where are you?
Stewart: You're just trying to lure me into a trap!
Silas: No! Uh, you want a banana?
Stewart: You think I'm some sort of simple monkey?
(An enrage Stewart appears on the scene)
Silas: Uh oh…
(Silas takes off, with Stewart in hot pursuit)
Ambrose: There he is! On the count of 3! 3...2...1… NOW!
(Jack swings down a lever, which causes a giant net to fall on top of Stewart)
Everyone: YEAH!
Ambrose: Wow, we all contributed except for Aaliyah and Jason…
Jack: Yeah, are they still there?
(Camera shows Plane of Shame arriving)
Chris: You guys actually caught Stewart!
Chef: Dang it… I was hoping he would eat a few of them.
Chris: Now, it's been three hours! Time to judge your statues!
Ambrose: But this entire time we've been busy!
Chef: Too bad, maggot! Let's get this show on the road!
(Time skip)
Chris: WHAT IS THIS? THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE STATUES OF ME? AND WHO WRECKED THIS PLACE?
(Everyone looks at Silas and Jack)
Chris: But Kaelyn's statue is actually pretty good! You win immunity today!
Kaelyn: YAY!
Chris: But since I'm in a bad mood, today will be a double elimination day.
Open Confessional
Jason (gulp): If Aaliyah and I both are eliminated today, Ambrose is winning this show, because nobody suspects him of anything!
Aaliyah: This is bad… very bad.
Close Confessional
Chris: And one person of Kaelyn's choosing will be eliminated right now!
Open Confessional
Kaelyn: Me? Choose someone to be out?
Close Confessional
Aaliyah: You have to be kidding Chris!
Chris: Nope, I'm dead serious.
Kaelyn: Well… if I have to choose, the one who's eliminated is Aaliyah.
(silence)
Chris: Well, that was expected! Aaliyah, go pack your bags and go to the dock of shame! The rest of you, it's to the campfire ceremony!
(Time skip)
Ambrose: Remember guys, Jason ditched us… that's not cool.
Silas: I agree.
Jack: We'll join you in voting him out.
(Time skip)
Chris: The votes are in… Here's who is safe. Kaelyn, Macaria, Silas, and Jack. Ambrose, you're on the chopping block for being a threat. Jason, you're on the chopping block for ditching everybody. But the one who will be eliminated is…. Jason! Ambrose, you're safe.
(Chef begins to escort Jason away)
Jason: Guys! You have to know that Ambrose isn't-
(Chef covers Jason's mouth and escorts him to the Plane of Shame)
Silas: What about you Ambrose?
Ambrose: Nothing, probably just some joke.
Chris: Will anybody figure out what is going on? What will be the next challenge? and how will the final 5 go? Come back next time on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Camera flips to Aaliyah and Jason inside the Plane of Shame)
Aaliyah: I just feel mad that nobody found out about the CD. Ambrose would be finished!
Jason: Don't worry Aaliyah, there's still a chance that somebody finds it! Remember how you gave the CD to me once Kaelyn eliminated you?
Aaliyah: Yeah?
Jason: I stuck the CD in Jake's bed… Hopefully he finds it and watches it without anyone knowing.
Aaliyah: This show sucked. I didn't win the million, and Ambrose may win.
Jason: We can only hope.
(end)