Episode 15: Friendship Finale? Haha… No
Author's Note: Sorry for the extra short episode this time… I really want to start Total Drama Stardust Island, so I'm trying to speed things up a bit here!
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Camera shows campers making statues of Chris)
Chris: Our campers used clay and a bunch of other scraps to make statues of me! Unfortunately, what-would-have-been a glorious day ended up being terrible, as a crazy Gorilla named Stewart somehow got on our island!
(Camera shows intern talking to Chris, and Chris, Chef, and the interns leaving the island in the Plane of Shame)
Chris: Thankfully, some of our remaining campers were able to build a trap to contain Stewart, and he got stuck in it.
(Camera shows net being dropped down on Stewart)
Chris: However, in the process, all of the statues that the campers were originally making were smashed… (sob) again… except for Kaelyn's! She ended up winning the challenge!
(Camera shows Chris announcing Kaelyn as the winner)
Chris: Then I busted out a double elimination, in which Kaelyn chose one person to be eliminated, and everybody voted on who the second person eliminated would be. In the end, Aaliyah and Jason were eliminated!
(Camera shows Aaliyah and Jason flying away on the Plane of Shame)
Chris: We're down to the final five! Who will be the next to go? Will anybody discover the CD that Jason hid? And will I ever get all of my statues?
Intern: Probably not!
Chris: And how will I punish this intern? Come back after the commercial break for this episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(come back)
(Camera flips to the girls cabin)
Macaria: Wow! We're the only girls left!
Kaelyn: Yeah, I don't know whether to be happy or sad. I wish Kaarina was here, and Magnolia.
Macaria: I'm fine with Kaarina, but Magnolia stole something from me. Or at least I think she did.
Kaelyn: Really?
Macaria: Yeah. What challenge do you think Chris is going to give us?
Kaelyn: Probably something sick and sadistic.
Macaria: Probably.
Kaelyn: Well, you know, he hasn't been THAT bad this season. I think he's actually improved!
Macaria: Hey, do you want to form an alliance? You know, because we're the only girls left?
Kaelyn: Yeah!
(Camera flips to the boys cabin)
Jack: Final five! Oh yeah!
Silas: Dude, I thought I would be eliminated loooooong ago. With Satchel, Jared, and Corwin in the game, I'm surprised I'm left! Oh, and Ambrose.
Jack: Where is Ambrose anyway?
(Camera flips to Chris' cabin)
Ambrose: Don't play with me Chris, I know you made a CD called "Ambrose's greatest hits".
Chris: And what are you basing that off of?
Ambrose: This. (pulls out CD)
Chris: Whaaaaat?
Ambrose: I found it on Jack's bunk. Has he seen what's in here?
Chris: Listen buddy, I'M the host. You do what I say, I don't answer to you.
Ambrose: Chris! Has anybody else seen this disc?
Chris: Well, I can tell you that. Jason and Aaliyah watched that disk on my laptop that you guys used.
Ambrose: Did they show anyone else?
Chris: That's for you to decide.
Open Confessional
Ambrose: I remember in Total Drama All Stars, Chris made a video entitled "Mal's greatest hits". If the video is similar, I don't want anybody else seeing it.
Chris: I love that guy! He's great for ratings!
Close Confessional
(Ambrose walks out of Chris' cabin)
Chris (through loudspeaker): Campers! Meet me at the equipment shed next to the cafeteria!
(Time skip)
(Camera flips to the equipment shed, where Chris and Chef are on motorbikes, while the Campers watch on)
Chris: Today's challenge pays homage to one of our challenges in Total Drama Island!
It's very simple, you have 5 minutes to go into the equipment shed and pull out anything you think will be useful for constructing a bike! Kaelyn, since you won the last challenge, you'll get one extra minute. Remember though, you all will be in the equipment shed at the same time, except for Kaelyn, who gets to go in a minute early. Alright Kaelyn, enter the shed on the count of three. 1,2,3!
(Kaelyn sprints into the shed)
(Fast-forward one minute)
Chris: Okay, the rest of you can go in now!
(Camera flips inside the equipment shed, where the five remaining campers are hustling around the shed and picking up everything they can)
Silas: Jack, you good?
Jack: Yeah, I've been building from a very young age! I think I have this under control!
(Time skip)
Chris: Okay campers, your time is up!
(Everyone walks out of the tool shed, carrying their equipment)
Chris: You all seem to have had a good haul!
Chef: But are you maggots ready for what's about to take place next?
Chris: You have one hour to build a bike using what you have! Since we think that you guys will have no idea what to do, we've all given you a manual on how to make a bike!
(Chef tosses campers the manuals)
Chris: We'll check back with you in one hour.
(Chris and Chef leave the scene)
(Campers begin building their bikes, Macaria and Kaelyn group together, and Silas, Jack and Ambrose group together)
Ambrose: Isn't it awesome that we're in the final five?
Silas: Yeah! You know, who knows? Maybe I have a shot to win it all.
Jack: We all do, but tactically, I think Ambrose may win here.
Ambrose: Come on Jack, you have to have more confidence in yourself. Anybody here can win.
Open Confessional
Ambrose: By anybody here… I mean me.
Jack: Maybe I should try to vote off Ambrose. He's the main threat in the game. This entire season, he's been the star, and we need to eliminate him soon, or it'll be too late. I'm fairly good at building, so I have this.
Close Confessional
(Camera flips to Macaria and Kaelyn)
Kaelyn: So, alliance partner… who should we vote out next?
Macaria: The smartest decision would be to target Ambrose.
Kaelyn: Yeah, he's a good guy, but he's been the best player here the entire season.
Macaria: So, he's who we're going to target?
Kaelyn: I guess so!
(Fast forward 1 hour)
(Chris and Chef arrive on the scene)
Chris: Campers, your time is up!
(As the camera skims over the bikes, the bikes are surprisingly well built, except for Jack's)
Chef: Wow, Jack! This is a beauty! Can I try it?
Jack: Sure thing! I've built a motorbike before!
(Chef hops on the motorbike and starts it, than speeds around)
Chef: WOO-HOO! This makes an old guy like me feel young again!
Chris: Nice. I guess we know who's winning this challenge!
(Chris pulls out a map)
Chris: Okay guys, here's the deal. You have to follow our track that we've laid out for you. The finish line is right by the docks. I did overhear a few of you talking about your voting strategy. Well, I'm telling you right now, that won't matter?
Jack: What? Why?
Chris: Because this challenge is a sudden-death challenge. Now, whoever wins the challenge will receive an advantage on the next episode. But whoever loses, is out! It's a free for all! Every man and woman for themselves! So, do you want to be the first one to cross that finish line or the last one?
Jack: This sucks…
Open Confessional
Jack: Well, I'm pretty sure that I'm going to win, as I have the best bike. But I guess Ambrose won't be eliminated this episode. Oh well, there's always next episode.
Ambrose: Jack was really disappointed when he found out that there was no voting out someone this episode… Was he planning on voting me out? Has he seen the CD? I can't take any chances… Jack, you're a good guy, but you're going down.
Macaria: Well, no voting this episode. It's fine. Kaelyn and I just can't get last, or else the other person will be in big trouble.
Close Confessional
Chris: Okay campers! Line up in your starting positions! The race starts in 10 minutes, so set up your bikes and everything!
Silas: Jack, you have this one in the bag.
Jack: I'm not THAT confident. I'm a good mechanic, but I'm not the best driver.
Silas: It's okay, you'll be fine! I'm more worried about me this episode. I want to have a friendship finale between you and me!
Jack: Yeah, that would be cool!
Ambrose: Guys, don't get too far ahead of yourselves. There's still a long way to go.
Kaelyn: He's right. And we're no pushovers!
Macaria: What if it's a girl friendship finale?
Ambrose: Let's just set up.
(Time skip- 10 minutes)
Chris: Okay campers, are you all ready!
Campers: Yes!
Chris: 3….2….1…. GO!
(Everyone races off with their bikes, Jack taking the early lead, with Ambrose right behind him)
Open Confessional
Ambrose: I'm more concerned with eliminating Jack than winning this challenge. But how can I eliminate him? Hmmm…
Kaelyn: As long as Macaria or I don't get last, I'm fine.
Silas: Jack and I will have the friendship finale.
Close Confessional
(Camera flips to Chris)
Chris: Who will win this race? Will Silas and Jack have their friendship finale? All the answers and more when we come back on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come back)
(Camera flips to Jack and Ambrose, who are racing at the front)
Ambrose: Jack!
Jack: What?
Ambrose: Look out!
Jack: Look for what?
Ambrose (points): Over there!
(As Jack turns his head to look over, Ambrose drives next to jack and runs into him)
Ambrose: Jack!
(Ambrose and Jack tumble out of their bikes)
Ambrose: Dude, keep your eyes on the road!
Jack: You told me to look at something!
Ambrose: Never mind.
(Ambrose gets up and offers Jack a hand to help him up- As Ambrose gets up, the camera zooms in on him stepping on one of the wires Jack was using to power the car)
Ambrose: You good?
Jack: Yeah, I'm fine.
(Kaelyn, Silas, and Macaria arrive on the scene)
Kaelyn: You okay?
Silas: What happened?
Macaria: Wow.
Ambrose: We're fine! Continue!
(Kaelyn, Silas, and Macaria speed off)
Ambrose: Well, gotta get a move on.
(Ambrose hops on his bike, and Jack does the same)
Jack: Let's go!
(Ambrose and Jack speed down)
(Camera flips to the finish line, where Chris and Chef are standing)
(Jack has now surpassed everybody, when suddenly, his bike stopps)
Chris: Woah! Something happened to Jack's bike! And now the other contestants are coming in! Silas comes in first! Kaelyn is in second! Ambrose made a comeback and is third! And Macaria has crossed that finish line at fourth! And… Jack is slowly dragging his bike to the finish line.
(Everyone is silent, observing the already eliminated camper)
Ambrose (suddenly): Come on Jack!
Silas: You can do it!
Kaelyn: Finish the stretch strong Jack!
Macaria: Here we go!
(Encouraged, Jack drags his bike across the finish line, to a standing ovation)
Chris: And in 5th place, JACK! Sorry man, it shouldn't have gone down like this, but it's to the Plane of Shame for you.
Jack: Okay.
(Jack walks by the campers fist bumps Ambrose, Kaelyn, and Macaria, and Silas)
Jack: Silas, win it for the duo.
Silas: You got it! For Jack!
(Chef escorts Jack away)
Open Confessional
Ambrose: That went surprisingly well! I feel a bit sorry for Jack. He's a genuine good guy. Maybe next season he'll do better!
Close Confessional
Chris: We're down to the final four! Who will be the next to go? Will anyone discover the CD?
Silas: What CD?
Ambrose: CHRIS!
Chris: Come back for the next episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Camera flips to Jack, who's in the Plane of Shame and sitting next to an intern)
Jack: Wait… did Ambrose do something to my bike when we collided?
Intern: Oh, you have no idea…
(End)