Episode 16: Truth or Dare!
Author's Note: Sorry for the extra short episode this time… I really want to start Total Drama Stardust Island, so I'm trying to speed things up a bit here!
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Camera shows contestants searching through the equipment shed)
Chris: Our contestants began building motorbikes out scraps of equipment they found in our local equipment shed. All of their bikes were extremely good, but Jack's stood out the most.
(Camera shows all of the finished bikes, and zooms in on Jack's)
Chris: When the race went underway, Jack and Ambrose jumped out to an early lead!
(Camera shows Beginning of the Race)
Chris: However, a collision and some tampering by Ambrose messed up Jack's car, causing him to finish last in a sudden-death challenge.
(Camera shows Ambrose tampering with Jack's car, and Jack dragging the bike in last)
Chris: Unfortunately, it was Jack who had to take the Plane of Shame.
(Camera shows Jack flying back home in the Plane of Shame)
Chris: What will be our next challenge? Who will be the next to fall? And will anybody discover Ambrose's CD? Come back after the commercial break to find out on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come back)
(Camera flips to the girls cabin)
Macaria: Okay, I really hope that this upcoming episode, Chris will let us vote for who's going to be eliminated.
Kaelyn: Yeah, I guess now would be a good time to eliminate Ambrose.
Macaria: At least now we're on even ground with the boys… 2 of them, 2 of us. So if they both vote for one of us, and we both vote for one of them, it'll be a tie, so it'll at least have to go to a tiebreaker.
Kaelyn: Yeah… I'm still in shock that I made it to the final 4.
Macaria: Come on girlfriend! You're here, so that means that you deserve it! It's hard to make it this far in this show.
Kaelyn: That's true, but you're doing great too.
Macaria: You and me in the finals?
Kaelyn: Yeah! Let's give the viewers an all-female finale!
(Camera flips to the boys cabin)
Silas: I wish Jack was here…
Ambrose: Yeah, yeah, I know, you guys were really good friends. But you have to let it go Silas. Remember, you're trying to win it for Jack! You can't win if you're just moping around like that. Nobody can! Now that you're in the final four, it's cutthroat. Voting will be rough around now.
Silas: You're right! I gotta man up and step up! Thanks for the pep talk.
Ambrose: Yeah. Hey, have you seen an interesting-looking CD hanging around recently?
Silas: No… Why?
Ambrose: No reason.
Open Confessional
Ambrose: I need to find out if anybody left has seen that CD.
Silas: That was a weird question. Though didn't Chris mention something about a CD a few episodes back?
Close Confessional
Chris (through loudspeaker): Will the remaining campers report to the Docks for a challenge.
Ambrose: Challenge time.
Sid: Let's go!
(Time skip)
(Camera flips to the docks, where Chris is standing next to a giant wheel)
Chris: Okay campers, we're again paying homage to a Total Drama Island challenge. Truth or Dare! All of the eliminated contestants have submitted a dare and a truth for themselves. The back side of this wheel holds all of the truths, and the front side of the wheel holds all of the dares. The rules are simple. The first person to chicken is eliminated! And you cannot do more than two truths in a row! Silas, since you won the last challenge, you get one freebie. Okay! Ambrose, you're up first!
(Ambrose steps up to the wheel)
Chris: Ambrose, truth or dare?
Ambrose: Dare.
Open Confessional
Ambrose: I'm avoiding truths, because odds are, one of the eliminated campers has a truth about me cheating. Can't risk that.
Silas: Man, I have like zero experience with truth or dare. I always avoid those games.
Macaria: This is my game!
Kaelyn: I think I can win this. We play truth or dare all the time back home.
Close Confessional
Chris: Okay, he chose dare! Ambrose, spin the wheel!
(Ambrose spins the wheel)
Chris: And the person he lands on is… Satchel!
Ambrose: Oh no…
Chris: Your dare is to... (smirks) slowly kiss two contestants of the opposite gender! In that case, that means Kaelyn and Macaria.
Open Confessional
Ambrose: Really Satchel? They're kinda cute… but… that sucks.
Kaelyn: He's cute and all, but I don't want to kiss like that.
Macaria: It's all part of the game. (puts on lipstick) Should be a good kiss.
Silas (bursts out laughing): Glad I didn't get that one!
Close Confessional
(Camera zooms in as Ambrose slowly kisses Kaelyn, then does the same with Macaria)
Chris: Great job! You're not eliminated! Next up is Kaelyn!
(Kaelyn steps up to the wheel)
Chris: Kaelyn! Truth or Dare?
Kaelyn: Dare.
Chris: Another dare! Spin the wheel!
(Kaelyn spins the wheel)
Chris: And… you've landed on Jared!
Kaelyn: What do I have to do?
Chris: You have to jump into the ocean with the clothes you have on right now!
Kaelyn: What? In this cold weather?
Chris: That's why we're on the docks!
Kaelyn: Fine….
(Kaelyn jumps into the ocean, then comes back out)
Kaelyn: T-t-that w-was so c-c-cold….
(Ambrose passes Kaelyn a jacket who blushes)
Ambrose: Here you go. You need it more than me right now.
Chris: Macaria, you're up! Truth or Dare?
Macaria: Truth.
Chris: And our first truth has been chosen! Spin the wheel whenever you're ready!
(Macaria spins the wheel)
Chris: You've landed on Bridgette! Your truth question is- What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?
Macaria: Well, I had a dream once that my sister and I was in the jungle, and she suddenly said "She puts the lion in the coconut, then she drinks it all up". She kept saying that for the whole dream and when I woke up I was like WTF? But then I figured out that what she said was from the show House, which I watched the night before.
(silence)
Ambrose: That's…. weird.
Silas: Yeah, that's a wee bit strange.
Macaria: Hey, it happened!
Chris: Weird or not, she makes it through! Silas, you're up! Truth or Dare?
Silas: Uh…. uh…. I don't know?
Chris: Dare it is!
Silas: What?
Open Confessional
Silas: Okay, I was lost… I've never played this game before in my entire life.
Close Confessional
Chris: Silas, spin the wheel!
(Silas spins the wheel)
Chris: And the person you've landed on is… Blaineley!
Silas: Okay, this can't be too bad!
Chris (chuckles): Your dare is simple. Call Walmart and ask if you can use their dressing room to try on a pair of jeans you received as a gift.
(Everyone besides Silas starts laughing)
Silas: Okay, this isn't too bad.
(Chris hands Silas a phone)
Chris: Here, call them.
(Silas dials number… waits)
Phone: Hello, Walmart Customer Service. This is Sheryl speaking.
Silas: Uh… I have a small request to make.
Sheryl (on phone): Ask away!
Silas: So I recently received a new pair of jeans as a gift, and I don't know what to think of it.
Sheryl (on phone): Okay, what would you like us to do?
Silas: What I'm basically saying is- can I use your dressing room to try on a pair of jeans I received as a gift. I really love Walmart's dressing rooms.
(Brief Silence- then Sheryl hangs up)
(Everybody, including Silas, starts laughing)
Ambrose: Priceless!
Chris: Anywho, we have to continue on with our game!
(Contestants continue receiving their truths and dares. Silas seems to always get the hardest ones, including running around wearing socks on your hands, pants for a shirt and a shirt for pant for 3 minutes, licking your elbow while singing the alphabet, and prank call your crush and sing .. " I can't help falling in love with you", which he pulls his freebie on... finally, it's Macaria's turn again)
Chris: Okay, this has taken longer than I had expected… Macaria, truth or dare?
Macaria: Dare.
Chris: Dare it is! Step up to the wheel and spin!
(Macaria spins the wheel)
Chris: You have landed on Kaarina!
Macaria: Phew! Probably not that hard then.
Chris: Your dare is to… Get a large garbage bag and cut the bottom open. Put it on like a skirt and tie the ties around your waist. Act like you are modeling couture on the catwalk.
Macaria: Really? Okay, that was surprising.
Kaelyn: Didn't expect that from Kaarina.
(Macaria receives a garbage bag from Chris. She then promptly cuts the bottom open, and morphs it into a skirt. She then puts it on over her regular clothes, and pretends to be a model)
Chris (laughing): That is so going viral! Great job Kaarina! But Macaria, you're safe. Silas, you're up!
Chris: Truth or dare?
Silas: Dare...
(Silas steps up to the wheel)
Chris: Spin whenever you want!
(Silas spins the wheel)
Chris: And you have landed on… Noah!
Silas (sighs in relief): Oh thank god, it's probably not that bad.
Chris: All you have to do is Act like a dog and get petted by everyone.
Silas: You know what? That's it! I chicken! I've been humiliated too much! Why do I always get the worst dares! I hate this.
Chris: And the challenge is over! Silas, you played a good game, but you're now eliminated!
Silas: Oh wait… I forgot about that.
Kaelyn: How could you forget that?
Ambrose: Come on man!
Macaria: Well, he's out now. There's no coming back.
Silas: Well guys, I had my ups and downs this season, but I had fun. Good luck!
Chris: Chef! Escort Silas to the Plane of Shame!
(Chef escorts Silas to the Plane of Shame)
Chris: And just like that, we're down to the final three! What do we have in store for these remaining contestants? Will anybody discover that CD? And who will make it to the finale? Come back for the next episode of TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!