Okay another update what can It was a 6 hour drive back up to school, well 3 my roommate came and got me half way, so three hours stuck in a car, with a broken cellphone I was going through a awful facebook withdrawal it`s such a boring site yet I spend most of my time on there, I don't even understand what makes it addicting.

Anyways this is just a little amusing one-shot angst free I know shocking ! who knew I could accomplish that but in honor of the Hunger Games coming out on Friday I decided to poke a little fun at twilight. I take no blame if you get offended.

And I`m in such a updating mood I may just ignore all the projects…I prob just jinxed it but whatever

Thanks to…

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For The Reviews ! I always love reading them.

Four teenage boys, a Friday night, and all the things they could do go to a party, have a party, see a movie, drive around, hangout wherever and yet here they were in James Diamonds living room doing nothing.

"I`m bored." Carlos complained hanging upside down on the couch watching his friends trying to keep themselves occupied.

Logan was reading a book called hunger games, James was reading a magazine, and Kendall was putting tape on his hockey stick. And all three boys too absorbed in what they were doing ignored their friend.

Carlos sighed loudly waiting for a reaction from any of his friends but didn't get one, and decided to cough loudly instead, Carlos glared when his friends still gave no indication that they heard him.

"Hey Logan." Carlos called.

The raven haired boy didn't even look up, his eyes dancing excitedly being caught up in the story he was reading.

Carlos grabbed the pillow beside him and whipped it at Logan, making him drop his book and glare his friend.

Carlos grinned innocently. " Whatcha reading?"

"The Hunger Games." Logan replied picking up his book and trying to find the page he was on.

"What`s it about?" Carlos asked curiously.

Logan looked up grinning " It`s About Katniss Everdeen is a 16 year old living in a future nation called Panem. The Capitol rules 12 surrounding districts and are like dictators. Because the districts rebelled, each has to send two people to compete against each other. In order for someone to win, they have to be the last one living in the arena, which can be anything from a desert to a jungle to a cold wasteland. Katniss is chosen after she volunteers to take her sisters place and has to compete, and the book is about how she tries to survive. And its set like a reality T.V show competition for all the districts to watch as it happens live and Katniss finds love, friendship, and strength."

Carlos nodded slowly he always found it difficult to keep up with Logan`s fast talking whenever he talked about a book he was currently reading.

"Okay then, James what is currently going in the world of celebritys?"

"It's an old magazine." James said plainly not looking up from the article.

Carlos glared "Well what are you currently reading?"

"Kim Kardashian and Kris Humpheries got a divorce after 72 days of marriage." James replied.

Logan scoffed" Still a better Love story then twilight."

James finally looked up from his magazine and glared at Logan " Don`t diss twilight dude."

Kendall finally looked up from his hockey stick amused while Carlos looked confused.

"What`s twilight?"

"Only the worse piece of literature to ever grace the world." Logan commented.

James glared and shook his head "No, It`s about Bella" who has a normal boring life, until she moves to Forks, Washington with her father Charlie. She doesn't expect anything to change because what could happen in a small town where it never seems stops raining But As soon as she laid her eyes on Edward Cullen, her life changed completely. He and his brothers and sisters were so beautiful, and she couldn't help staring. At first she tries to avoid Edward, and acts as if he is annoying, but really she is burning inside to get to know him. She later finds out that he is different that he is a vampire! Even though Edward tells her to stay away, she still tries to talk to him in school, and finds any excuse she can to be near him. Their relationship strengthens, and she finally begins to realize that her life is in danger because of her hanging out with the Cullen`s."

"Oh….uh seems interesting…not as interesting as Logan`s but interesting." Carlos said slowly.

"A better summary to describe it is, It`s about a desperate girl, and clingy boyfriend whose family is really faeries but think their vampires." Logan chimed in grinning at James.

James glared whipping his magazine at his friend.

"Why would they think their faeries though?" Asked Kendall although fully aware of what twilight was.

"Because they sparkle in the sun."

"aren't vampires suppose to burn in the sun?" Asked Carlos confused.

"Exactly !" Said Logan.

James shook his head " That's not what it`s really about its about love having no limits."

Kendall looked amused " Since when did you become such a woman?"

"It's a good book okay."

Logan shook his head determined to have the last word in this one " James, Edward Cullen is the result of a one night stand from tinker bell and Dracula."

Kendall laughed getting enjoyment from watching his two friends argue over what was better Twilight or the Hunger Games.

"Their all complete vampire Logan !"

" They sparkle in the sun, they don't drink human blood, and they produce half human demon spawns."

"Wait vampires that don't drink human blood?" Carlos chimed in.

Logan nodded " They`re vegetarians so to speak."

"Well that's just stupid." Said Carlos.

James sighed frustrated " It`s a good love story."

Logan turned back to Carlos " Don`t even get me started on the werewolf."

"There`s wolves in the story too?"

James nodded " He`s Bella`s best friend, but is in love with her. But werewolves and vampires hate each other and meant to kill one another"

Carlos raised a eyebrow " So there`s this Edward whose a vampire in love with Bella, and a werewolf-"

"Jacob." James interrupted.

"Jacob, who is also in love with Bella, and her life is in danger because this chick keeps attracting monsters, and the vampire and werewolf are designed to hate one another."

James nodded.

"That all seems so conviently placed."

"It does doesn't it?" Said Kendall grinning.

"Oh okay like the plot of hunger games isn`t stupid." James pointed out annoyed.

Logan shook his head " Nope."

Carlos nodded " Okay so Hunger Games is about a girl named Katniss who has to fight to the death in a giant arena that is broadcasted live for all the districts to see."

Logan nodded.

" and she`s doing this all for her sister who was chosen first but she volunteered to take her place, and during the fight of her life she finds love, friendship, and strength… I don't know James That sounds kind of awesome and action filled."

"Well when you put it like that of course it sounds better." James muttered under his breath.

Logan grinned " I win."

James shook his head " Still think twilight is good."

"But not better, Did you know that the author of the hunger games was inspired to write the book when she was watching T.V and flipping back and forth between a reality T.V. show and footage of the Iraq war." Logan explained.

James scoffed "Yeah well Stephanie Meyer got inspired for Twilight by a dream she had."

"Well James it`s like what the wise man Dumbledore said It does not do to dwell on dreams."

James rolled his eyes throwing a pillow at Logan`s head and hitting him square in the face.

"Who is Dumbledore?" Asked Carlos confused.

Kendall looked at Carlos wide eyed and stunned shaking his head at him.

"Seriously?" Asked James hoping his friend was kidding.

Carlos shook his head wondering what the big deal was.

Logan looked appalled " Carlos I have never been more ashamed to be your friend as I am right now."

Awe see so silly ! not angsty at all…it does exist ! I hope no one got offended by my complete bashing of twilight as you can probably see I definitely hate twilight, sorry to all you twi-hards.

Did you know if you touch your tongue while yawning it can stop the yawn.

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