Episode 17: Girl Power
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!
(Camera shows contestants lining up on the Dock of Shame)
Chris: Our campers played a classic game of Truth or Dare!
(Camera shows contestants spinning a wheel)
Chris: Obviously, we also added a giant wheel and let the eliminated contestants choose the truths and dares! In the end, Silas was too chicken to act like a puppy on live television… and was eliminated!
(Camera shows Silas chickening from his dare)
Chris: So, Silas ended up taking the Plane of Shame outta here!
(Camera shows Silas boarding the Plane of Shame)
Chris: We are down to the final 3! Will anybody find that doggone CD? And who will be in the finale? Come back when we return to this episode of Total, Drama, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come back)
(Camera flips to the boys cabin)
Ambrose: So… the final 3… It feels so weird being in a cabin that's completely empty after spending so much time with so many other guys.
(Camera skims over the cabin, which is stunningly clean and empty)
Ambrose: If I don't win the challenge today, I will be eliminated… Macaria and Kaelyn will probably work together on the challenge to eliminate me… Thankfully neither of them have seen that CD.
(Camera flips to Chris)
Chris: Hey, Marv!
(Intern walks over)
Chris: I got a quick job for you!
Marv: Chris, if it's another massage, I'm telling you, have someone else-
Chris: That's not the job man… but if you want to give me a massage then-
Marv: No massages! Anyway, what's the job?
Chris: You know Ambrose's CD?
Marv: Yeah, it's in Jack's old bunk.
Chris: When I call out the campers for their challenge, I want you to go in the boys cabin, get the CD, and move it to the girls cabin.
Marv: Why?
Chris: It's time to stir up some drama.
(Chef walks in)
Chef: Man Chris, you are one baaaad dude.
(Camera flips to the girls cabin)
Macaria: OMG! We made it to the final three! I'm so excited that I'm rhyming!
Kaelyn: We just need to work together and eliminate Ambrose this upcoming episode!
Macaria: Then there is going to be an all-female finale!
Kaelyn: The problem is, we can't let Ambrose get first place in this upcoming challenge.
Macaria: We have to work together. As long as one of us wins, then Ambrose will be eliminated. Unless it's a sudden death elimination…
Kaelyn: Let's hope that it isn't. When is the challenge supposed to take place anyway?
Chris (through loudspeaker): Campers, report to my cabin for your next challenge!
Macaria: Well, how about now?
(Time skip)
(Camera shows Kaelyn, Ambrose, and Macaria waiting next to Chris' cabin)
Kaelyn: How can you be late to a challenge that's right outside of your cabin?
Macaria: He's probably grooming himself.
Ambrose: Has to look good for the camera. Not everyone is picture perfect.
(Chris walks out of his cabin)
Chris: I heard that! Just for that… you're getting a disadvantage in this challenge.
Open Confessional
Ambrose: I shouldn't have run my mouth like that. I'm already at a major disadvantage… Now I guess I'm basically done.
Macaria: Wow… I guess Kaelyn and I will get that girl finale!
Kaelyn: I feel bad for Ambrose… but at least Macaria and I will be in the finale!
Close Confessional
Chris: Your challenge is very simple. Around the island, we have set out fingerprint scanners. Your goal is go to these scanners and then put your hand on them. The only problem is, you may need some parkour skills to get to some of these scanners. Either that, or you can use your brain to figure out another way. There are scanners at the cafeteria, the outside of my cabin, the docks, the edge of the forest, and the base of the mountain. Whoever finishes this challenge first gets to decide who will be eliminated! Ambrose, for trash talking me, you get to start ten minutes after Macaria and Kaelyn!
Ambrose: Great… just great!
Chris: Alright, Macaria and Kaelyn, you get to go now!
(Macaria and Kaelyn go towards the fingerprint scanner on Chris' cabin)
Macaria: Do we just press our index finger on it?
Chris: Yup!
(Macaria and Kaelyn scan their fingers and run off towards the cafeteria)
Chris: Will this disadvantage be the downfall of Ambrose? Will Macaria and Kaelyn get Total Drama's first all-female finale? And who will win this challenge? Come back after the break to find out on Total, Drama, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!
(Come back)
(Camera shows Macaria and Kaelyn at the cafeteria)
Macaria: Okay, we still have six more minutes Ambrose gets to start!
Kaelyn: Do you see any scanners?
Macaria: I'll check the outside of the cafeteria, you can check the inside!
Kaelyn: Got it! Move fast!
Open Confessional
Macaria: It's fun to work with Kaelyn!
Kaelyn: It's fun to work with Macaria! If I return to this show, I hope that we'll be on the same team!
Close Confessional
Kaelyn: Now where would this scanner be?
(Camera skims over the cafeteria, with no scanner appearing)
(Camera flips to Macaria)
Macaria: I can't seem to find anything. Where is that scanner? Why couldn't Chris make this challenge easier?
(Camera skims over the outside of the cafeteria, with no scanner apparent)
Macaria: Maybe Kaelyn found something.
(Macaria runs inside the cafeteria)
Kaelyn: Did you find anything?
Macaria: No, there's absolutely nothing outside!
Kaelyn: Wait, here's something!
(Kaelyn points to inside the sink, there's a green scanner)
Macaria: Great job!
(Macaria and Kaelyn scan themselves)
Macaria: Let's go to the docks now!
(Camera flips back to Chris and Ambrose)
Chris: Oh! Looks like Macaria and Kaelyn have scanned their second one! Oh… and- time's up!
Chris (through loudspeaker): And Ambrose can now begin!
(Camera flips to Macaria and Kaelyn)
Macaria: We've already done two scans…
Kaelyn: I think this challenge is for our taking.
(Camera flips to Ambrose, who's scanning his hand)
Ambrose: I need to catch up. To the cafeteria I go!
(Camera flips to Macaria and Kaelyn, who have just reached the docks)
Macaria: Okay, do you see a scanner nearby?
Kaelyn: There's none that I can see right now.
Macaria: Right there! At the edge of the dock, on top of the circular ledge.
Kaelyn: But how are we supposed to get up there?
Macaria: Remember how Chris said that we would have to do some parkour, or use our brains to reach some of the scanners?
Kaelyn: Yeah! Okay, do you see anything we can use to get up there?
Macaria: We can try to drag down the scanner with some of the sticks used for firewood at the campfire. The campfire is right over there.
Kaelyn: I'll go get it.
(Kaelyn sprints over to the campfire)
(Camera flips to Ambrose, who's at the cafeteria)
Ambrose: I can't find that scanner. Where would Chris hide it?
(Ambrose walks around, knocking over plates and turning the cupboards and drawers inside out)
Ambrose: Oh, the sink!
(Ambrose scans his hand on the scanner)
Ambrose: I'm going to go to the edge of the forest. I don't think Macaria and Kaelyn have been there yet.
(Camera flips back to Macaria and Kaelyn, who've used a stick to knock down the scanner)
Macaria: There!
(Kaelyn and Macaria scan themselves on the scanner)
Macaria: Wait, won't it be easy for Ambrose now?
Kaelyn: We can't worry about that! We have to go all the way to the forest!
(Kaelyn and Macaria run off)
(Camera flips to Ambrose)
Ambrose: Where is that scanner?
(Camera skims around the edge of the forest, with no scanner apparent)
Ambrose: Right there!
(In front of a bush lays a small scanner)
(Ambrose runs over to the scanner and performs the scanning)
Ambrose: I need to hide this a bit, to make it harder for Macaria and Kaelyn.
(With his foot, Ambrose pushes the scanner a little bit deeper inside the bush)
Ambrose: There!
(Ambrose runs away)
(Camera shows Kaelyn and Macaria passing by Ambrose)
Ambrose: How many do you have scanned?
Kaelyn: Three! What about you?
Ambrose: The same amount.
(Ambrose runs off towards the docks)
Kaelyn: Come on! We have to hurry! He's tied with us right now!
(Macaria and Kaelyn reach the edge of the forest)
Kaelyn: I think Ambrose has already scanned this spot, because he sure didn't scan the docks yet, and the mountain is pretty far away.
Macaria: Yeah, if he could find it, we definitely can!
Kaelyn: But where is it?
(Camera zooms in towards the bush in which the scanner is hidden)
Macaria: Chris said that the scanner was at the edge of the forest, yet I can't find it anywhere!
Kaelyn: Maybe it's slightly inside?
(Macaria and Kaelyn enter the forest, and look around)
Macaria: No, not here. Chris said it's on the edge of the forest. That means that it's on the edge.
(Kaelyn and Macaria go back to the edge of the forest)
Kaelyn: We're only checking the trees… What if it's in a bush or a plant?
Macaria: Good idea! Let's look through the bushes!
(Camera flips to Ambrose, who's at the docks, and is scanning himself on the scanner)
Ambrose (observing the sticks): Looks like Macaria and Kaelyn did the hard part for me.
(Camera flips back to Macaria and Kaelyn)
Kaelyn: Nothing… I've found absolutely nothing. Maybe I was wrong about it being in a bush!
Macaria: No, you were right! I found it!
(Macaria pulls out the scanner)
Macaria: Let's scan and move on.
(Macaria and Kaelyn scan and begin going towards the mountain)
Kaelyn: We only have one more left!
Macaria: Let's do this!
(Ambrose runs by)
Kaelyn: He's on the last one too!
(Time skip)
(Camera flips to Ambrose, who's standing at the base of the mountain)
Ambrose: Where is that scanner?
(As Ambrose begins rummaging around, Macaria and Kaelyn run in, out of breath)
Ambrose: You okay?
Kaelyn: We're fine.
Macaria: Come on Kaelyn, let's find that scanner.
Open Confessional
Ambrose: So basically, if I don't find this last scanner before them… I'll be eliminated. That sucks.
Close Confessional
(Camera shows Ambrose, Macaria, and Kaelyn looking around)
Kaelyn: There it is!
(Camera flips to an area about 12 feet off the ground)
Macaria: There's no way to reach it.
(Camera skims over the wall the scanner is on, and the area near it)
Ambrose: None of us can jump that high! Wait, I see an opening!
(Ambrose jumps off the side of a tree and is able to hang on to ledge, he then jumps across to a tree next to the scanner)
Kaelyn: What are you going to do now? The scanner is too far away to reach!
Macaria: We've reached a stalemate.
Ambrose: Aww… This may hurt.
(Ambrose jumps from the tree and extends his hand towards the scanner, and is barely able to reach it, and then falls towards the ground)
Ambrose: I did it! Ugh… But my left leg hurts so much!
Kaelyn: Are you okay?
Macaria: That looked like it hurt.
(Chris runs onto the scene)
Chris: Let's give Ambrose some time to heal, until then, everyone go back to their cabins.
(Time skip)
(Camera flips to the girls cabin)
Macaria: So I guess Ambrose won the challenge. That means that one of us is going home.
Kaelyn: I hope it's me, you deserve it more!
Macaria: No, it should be me! You would have a better chance of winning.
Kaelyn: Oh, why are we kidding ourselves? Ambrose is going to win no matter.
Macaria: Yeah- hey, what's that?
(Macaria points towards the CD, Ambrose's Greatest Hits)
Macaria: Do you have your laptop?
Kaelyn: Yeah! I'm putting this in!
(Macaria and Kaelyn watch the CD, which contains all of Ambrose's evil deeds and how he eliminated so many people, it even shows an unheard scene when Ambrose forces Chris to send the Revenge of the Island Campers away from the island)
Macaria: All this time I thought he was a good guy…
Kaelyn: Same… Whoever of us makes it has to win!
Macaria: Definitely!
Chris (through loudspeaker): Campers, report to the campfire)
Kaelyn: It's time.
(Time skip)
(Camera flips to the campfire)
Chris: Ambrose, as the winner of this challenge, you get to decide who will be eliminated.
Ambrose: You both are great.
Macaria: Drop the act, we saw the CD.
Ambrose: Wait, how?
Chris: I may have pulled a few strings.
Ambrose: Wow, in that case, Macaria, you're going home today.
Macaria: Well, bye Kaelyn! Win it for me! Show everyone girl power!
Kaelyn: I will?
(Chef escorts Macaria to the Plane of Shame)
Chris: And we are down to the final two? Who will take home the million? How will Kaelyn further react to Ambrose after seeing the CD? Come back to the next episode and finale to find out! It's, Total, Drama, REVENGE OF PAHKITEW ISLAND!