Chapter 39 Training amidst the Chaos

NMD1MU1: Dimmsdale Elementary School, Dimmsdale, California January 31, 2012 8:00 am

The students from the Dimmsdale Elementary School are surprised on what they saw upon entering the door. It is simply because…

"What in the world…" Timmy remarked "What are the countries thinking for having THIS…" At that moment, Timmy has to dodge on the model airplane along the way.

"Planes?" Wanda, disguised as a pin on Timmy's bag, remarked.

"Look at that…" A.J. said while pointing at several mini tanks crawling on the floor "They even made model tanks there!"

"THIS REMINDS ME OF BEING YOUR WINGMAN LAST NIGHT TIMMY!" Tootie suddenly clings on Timmy's left arm. This would certainly shock him.

"WAH! TOOTIE!" He then continued communicating to her telepathically and said "Why didn't you say anything!"

"It is because I wanted to surprise you!" Tootie replied. She then continued to speak and yelled "I LOVE YOU!"

"You've got to be kidding me Tootie…" Timmy said. Physically, he felt a slight tinge of blush but he snapped it off. "TOOTIE! PLEASE NOT THIS…"

"What are the two of you doing?" a voice said. It happens to be…

"AH! TRIXIE!" Timmy tried his best to escape from Tootie and he manage to do so successfully as if Trixie said something to Tootie telepathically. Timmy could easily notice a blush from her face.

"Well, looks like I notice something…" Cosmo (as a green pen) commented grinningly.

"Before you go to your room…" a voice said in a German accent "I want to tell you this…" At that moment, the man yelled "LINE UP!" The students suddenly obeyed. At that moment, we could see Germany listing a very long list of what seems to be a violation.

"Well, I forgot to tell you that this activity is not an ordinary activity but rather a graded one…"

"A GRADED ACTIVITY!" A.J. remarked.

"YES!" Germany replied. "You have no classes…"

"YEHEY!" All the kids remarked.

"I'M NOT FINISH YET!" Germany said. "Due to that attitude of yours, 50 points are deducted to your 500 point activity." Germany then continued "Since this is not a military school, I will not let you do the things they normally do, but still, you are here to watch how important the Armed Forces operate in the society. Aside from that, you will also have a gaming/ simulation part courtesy of the U.S. government…" He then opened a paper and said "I forgot to mention that my name is General Ludwig Beilschmidt from the German Army. I have here a bonus question for everyone to regain the lost 50 points." He then said the question "I want you do identify at least 4 planes found in this room and on what theater in World War 2 are they operating."

"I badly need those 50 points…" Timmy remarked in his mind "Tootie, Trixie, can you please…"

At that moment, someone raised her hand and this shocked nearly everyone on the room.

"I'll bet she won't know the answer." A kid said.

"If she did, I will fall in love over her for the second time around." Another kid continued.

"Let's see…" Germany looks at his list and he was shocked… it was…

"Any other volunteers?" no one else did.

"Alright…" Germany grinningly said "…Trixie Tang, what do you think…"

"That one on the corner is the Focke Wulf 190 model A-8 trying to take out a Lavohkin La-5FN series and on the other hand is a Messerschmitt Bf-109 F-2 trying to take out a Yakpolev Yak-1B 1941 series. The theater these planes operate is the Eastern Front in Europe which is mainly between Germany and Russia…" silence befalls on the room. Trixie continued "Ummm, I mean, it's just a guess right?" We could see Germany twitching his eyes in amazement as if he is asking how long is Trixie playing the game he once played. He then remarked. "Good job. You've got 50 points." At that moment, many of the boys just fainted. "AND MINUS 20 TO THOSE WHO FAINTED!"


"So, who's the cook for today?" Italy asks.

"Germany volunteered, dammit…" America said "Russia is now the assigned inspector, threatening the kids perhaps…"


In the school canteen, we could now see Russia drinking Vodka (disguised in a water bottle) and together with Latvia, Estonia, and Lithuania.

"You know what, this is the worse day for me to be the inspector…" Russia said "Especially if my little sis named Natalia keeps on bothering me…"

"BIG BROTHER…" A very creepy voice said "I won't be letting you have any contact with anyone else…"

"Belarus stop!" Lithuania finally stood up. "I-I will ad-admi… ad…"

At that moment, the roof in the cafeteria went on collapsing over them and a familiar tune was heard that was ready to power-up any Soviet Spirit around.


On the simulator room…

The three wand wielders are now about to try the air force simulators. The difference here is that instead of the old-school propellers and short-range guns and cannons, they are fighting with supersonic jets and missiles. Germany divided them into squadron groups, and as expected, Chester, Timmy, Trixie and Tootie are assigned as squadron mates. A.J. and Sanjay chose to go on the Army section while Elmer dared on the Navy sector.

Chester receives the call name "Terry" while Timmy received the call sign "Tim". Tootie received the name "Sheila" while Trixie gets "Miles".

"Um, Mr. Ludwig…" Trixie said "Why don't we choose the call…"

"You'll lose 200 points for questioning…" Germany remarked.

"Alright…" Trixie said. "I just hope you have a reason for sticking the 4 of us…"

"You three…" Germany said "I'll talk to you personally…"

Germany gathered them in a corner and said "You have to be trained in modern air combat…"

"But how could we do that!" Timmy said "We are more used to close-range dogfighting with guns and cannons!"

"And it's much more complicated!" Tootie continued.

"Well, it's just easy…" Trixie said "It's just like the same as that, except that you have to be mindful of the missiles…"

"How long have you been playing flight simulators?" Germany asks.

"About a year… I think…" Trixie said "I just have a funny feeling that I did it for 50 long straight years…"

"That alone proves you've played a long time…" Germany said. "Well, what is more important now is what we are planning."

"What are you planning?" Timmy asks.

"Those simulators actually connect you to the main KND mainframe for its flight simulators. They have an unusual way of training kids by letting them play with what they are familiar to see before flying 2x4s…" Germany replied "We want you to join the war as pilots to carry the str…" At that moment, they heard the roof from somewhere crashing down and a familiar Russian song struck Trixie and Tootie. They also heard several children panicking and running away.

"That song…" Germany said while bringing his pistol out.

"GGGGGEEEEERRRRRMMMMMAAAAANNN NNYYYYY!" Italy suddenly rushes to him. "It's them, it's the red…" At that moment, several red laser beams are fired towards them. The aliens spoke something gibberish and it seems like they are after the three wielders. The Timmy tried to change his pen to a wand when…

"No way, why can't I use it!" Timmy noticed that it doesn't even change. At that moment, the aliens come nearer and nearer until someone with a sword came to them.

"Good thing I came in time…" Britain remarked. "I also brought some friends to help you…"

"Good one Britain…" Timmy said "But why can't I use my wand?"

"Simple…" Britain said "You three must be connected and are like thinking the same way…"

"But how?" Timmy followed. However, the aliens fired nets but Britain way able to save them using his rapier by slicing the nets up.

"Quick, I NEED THOSE WANDS!" Britain yelled.

"Alright, it's my fault…" Trixie said "I planned to say something to Timmy and…"

"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SAY!" Britain yelled. He was covered in a net and said "Great. GERMANY! GET THEM OUT OF THIS BLOODY PLACE!"

"ROGER THAT!" Germany dragged the three outside of the corner.


While running in the hallway…

"Whatever you are keeping young girl…" Germany said while running with the kids"…just say it!"

"Alright, alright…" Trixie said. "I'm saying it only with the four of you okay… and we have a deal about this Tootie."

"Alright…" Tootie said in a way that seems to communicate that she is not agreeing with this.

"Timmy, I actually…" at that moment, a high school girl wearing a red, shining pendant and a boy is running on the direction towards the trouble. Both of them have swords on their hands. They just went pass each other and when that happened…

"That sword…" Germany remarked and stopped "… that is what the Third Reich is finding…"

"What's wrong Germany?" Timmy asks.

"Never mind…" Germany said. "Let's go somewhere…"

"You won't be going somewhere…" five voices suddenly said. They looked back and saw the five kids that tried to destroy the school bus yesterday. At that moment, one of them pressed a button and they are caught in a net.

"Great…" Germany said "I can't even reach my pistol!"

"It seems to be that you can't move…" the kids said "…Father ordered us to capture the three of you and to at least terrorize this school to say that KND…"

"…is useless?" A voice said. At that moment, 4 kids appeared from the intact ceiling of the hallway in ropes with the usual KND handheld weapons and the leader said "Well, this has already reached Moon Base way before you attacked."

"FINALLY!" Timmy said "A.J., where have you…"

"Stop talking there Timmy…" A.J said "…we have to confront this kids. Besides, could you help a bit?"

"Great, how should I say what I should say now?" Trixie remarked as she noticed that Sector CL1 is right in front of them.

"Just SAY IT WITHOUT SPEAKING!" Timmy yelled. When Trixie did it, Timmy was shocked.

"TRIXIE, YOU HAVE…"

"JUST CUT IT OFFF!" Tootie jealousy yelled. "We're even now Trixie…" At that moment, the wands begin to shine and the items that the wand is disguised disappeared and they appeared to the hands of the three. The wands from their hands lights up and they changed into…

"Wait, since when do the wands became weapons?" Trixie asks. It is because her wand turned into a whip. Timmy has his turned to a sword and Tootie has hers turned into an old Japanese hand shovel that is much more famously known as the kunai. Tootie used the kunai to free them.

"Do you three even know how to wield them?" Germany asks.

"Uncle Yao didn't teach me a style of wushu using the whip…" Trixie stressed out.

"And I only used the sword before against the Eliminators…" Timmy stressed out. Tootie throws the kunai at the enemy kids and it barely hit. It then reappeared on her arm.

"Wow, you're good little girl…" the kids say "Now, I want you to say hello to our little friends…" They throw out five cubes on the ground and they turned out to be the dreaded robots named Eliminators.

"Since when…"

"Timmy, leave this to us…" A.J. remarked. Elmer threw some marbles at them and the marbles whips up a thick smoke.

"TRIXIE!" China yelled as he is searching the whole school among the panicking kids. Along the way, he saw Japan and Hungary rushing to guide the kids.

"Have you seen them-aru?" China asks.

"It's those very same robots from last time…" Japan said "…the worst part is I can't find America and the other wielders…


KND Moon Base 11:35 am

"Alert, Delightful Children in Dimmsdale California, this is not a drill and a simulator…" the P/A responded. "…all available agents go to Dimmsdale California on Sector CL2 ES. KND fighter squadrons, order to scramble. I repeat, ORDER TO SCRAMBLE!"

"Why should the fighter squadrons be ordered to scramble?" A kid in the control room asks.

"Mam, we are detecting the annoying Leroy jets on earth…" another kid said.

"Alright, FIGHTER SQUADRONS, ORDER TO SCRAMBLE!"At that moment, many KND aircraft flew off.


In the school in Dansville, California…

"I HAVE KND EMERGENCY!" Baljeet yelled while showing his phone to his pals. It is already break time in their school.

"Gee Baljeet, you came just in time…" Phineas said. The whole Sector gathered somewhere in the playground.

"This is #65.3, I want you to use the C.L.A.M.M.A.H. we installed there last time. Dimmsdale Elementary School is within its reach." the same nerdy kid said using the L.U.N.C.H.B.O.C.K.S., a computer disguised as a lunchbox.

"Sure do Herbert." Phineas said "However, we modified it a little bit to shoot something else…"

"Alright, just do whatever you can do…" At that moment, the communication was cut off..

"Ferb, I know what we are going to do today…" Phineas remarked "…all we need is a paper, a pen, and a map of the state of California. Baljeet, could you please activate the huge cannon on your house?"


In Baljeet's house…

"Hey, hon, why do you think the earth is moving?" Baljeet's dad asks.

"I don't know, maybe because of the dozens of elephants you son have…"

On the backyard, a huge cannon that is seen that is seemingly armed with vegetables and carrots


KND 2x4 Technology Data files

V.E.G.G.I.E.T.I.L.L.E.H.R.Y.

Very Effectively Good In Expressing That In Life Lets Eat Healthy Really Yummy

Sector of Inventor: CL2

This came to being when Sector CL2 wanted to teach all the other agents the importance of eating healthy foods like vegetables. Although the other kids consider this as adult tyranny, the sector thinks otherwise. This cannon is based on the C.L.A.M.M.A.H. but instead of shooting clams, it shoots vegetables instead. Don't worry on where they are getting this machine's ammo. It came from other kids' leftovers and from the farm near Dansville. Aside from that, this machine also has a mini-kitchen inside and a vegetable juice dispenser for parties and for usual family outings.


"Alright, let's see…"Phineas is plotting the direction on how to fire the cannon properly. After proper computation…

"Buford, you could do the honors…"

"Wait, but where exactly should we hit?" Baljeet suddenly asks.


Meanwhile…

"Great, now we are surrounded by the aliens and Eliminators…" Timmy remarked.

"Must get them…" the Eliminators chanted. The red aliens said something gibberish and the Delightful Children said "Get them!" At that moment, black swirling portals begins to appear from the robots mouth and now begins suck the five. On that moment, several beams are fired by 4 kids coming down in a rope. They quickly disabled the Eliminator's portals.

"Now they have Eliminators…" #1 said "What is the Delightful Children really up to?"

"Quick…" #5 said "…just go to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.!" At that moment, the 3 kids holds on the rope and they begin to climb it towards the KND flying vehicle piloted by #2.

"At least we are in the air…" Timmy said as they took a sit on the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.. "What could possibly go wrong!"

"Sorry to burst your bubble Timmy…" Wanda remarked, now disguised as a pink pen. "…but we are actually…" right around the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. are dozens other KND flying machines busy on trying to protect them against the enemy Eliminators and Leroy Jets….