A/N: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Missus T!

So, I made this for you and I attempted my 1st sexin just for you so if you hate it I am really sorry. I tried really hard, lol.

I love you! :D

BTW, I don't own these characters, CH does, and any remaining mistakes are my own.

"I am going to kill you!" I yelled at Amelia as I walked into my front door and came face to face with my surprise party. "I thought we were just going to watch a movie or something."

"Sook, you know me. Since you finally broke up with that asshole, this is your first free birthday in years. Did you honestly think I was just going to let you sit at home and watch a movie to celebrate your 26th birthday?"

"Um, that's what you told me so, yeah."

"Well, you should know better than anyone that I lie to get what I want," she said as she winked at me and walked through the living room to get to the kitchen.

Looking into the small crowed of people, I could see the faces of my closest friends. Tara was standing in the kitchen pouring drinks since she's a bartender at Merlotte's, where we both work. My cousin Claudine was talking to my co-workers Arlene and Holly. Tara's cousin Lafayette was singing pretty loud to the stereo set up on my entertainment stand and shaking his ass like he was being paid to do it. Looking around the room, I vaguely realized, besides Lafayette, there were no other men at the party.

"Hey Ame!" I called into the kitchen. "Why didn't you invite Sam and Jason?"

"This is a girls only party Sook. You'll see why later."

Knowing Amelia, I had no idea what she could have planned and to be honest, I was scared.

Eric POV

"Alcide, hurry your ass up. We got a call on the radio," I yelled to my partner as I slid into the driver's seat of our police cruiser. He was standing outside the convenient store talking to two girls who looked like prostitutes. Their short skirts barely covered their asses and they wore matching halter tops with their plastic tits hanging out.

I was practically a rookie on the force after only being on it for two years. Alcide was in my class during training and even though we were two rookies, we worked well together. At least when he wasn't chasing after girls like a horny teenager.

He finally tore away from the girls and sat in the passenger's side of the car. "What is it, Eric? A little longer and I could have had them both spread eagle in the back seat. Well, as much as the space would allow," Alcide said as he grinned at me.

"And you wonder why Debbie keeps leaving your sorry ass. You'd hump the first able bodied girl that crossed your path."

"Not true. Debbie's gone because I kicked her ass out because she is a jealous, homicidal bitch."

"I'm not going to argue with you about your crazy ex all night. We got a noise complaint on Hummingbird Lane."

"You pulled me away from a possible threesome because of a noise complaint. You're a jackass."

"Go pick up prostitutes on your own time."

"Now Eric, you know I've never had to pay for sex."

I refused to reply to that and instead rolled my eyes.

Without further arguing we drove to the address given for the noise disturbance. The address belonged to a white farmhouse in a secluded area. I couldn't even see any other houses nearby to have even made the complaint but there was definitely loud music and yelling coming from the inside. I sighed and walked up to the front door with Alcide trailing behind me.

Sookie POV

The more the liquor flowed, the more everyone lost their inhibitions. Arlene, being a single mom and not being able to go out much, got drunk quicker than all of us. Even though she was a, not so secret, racist and homophobe, she was on the make shift dance floor grinding her ass in time with Lafayette.

Claudine didn't drink any alcohol since she was pregnant and Holly had never been a drinker. Tara stayed pretty sober since she was the one pouring most of the drinks.

Even though most of the girls, and Lafayette, were pretty sober, they still knew how to party. Amelia didn't need liquid courage to stand on my coffee table and shake her ass. Holly and Claudine were sitting on the couch loudly laughing about Sam handling a customer that had gotten too handsy with Holly.

"Hey Tara," I said as I walked up to the makeshift bar, "can you make me another gin and tonic?"

"No problem, Sook."

"I feel bad asking you to make my drink but I could never mix drinks as good as you."

"You don't have to compliment me to get me to make your drink," Tara said as she winked at me. "Plus, I don't mind. I've always liked working the bar. It gives me a chance to laugh at all the people that can't hold their liquor," Tara said as she looked over at Arlene gyrating on my living room floor.

Seeing Arlene make a fool of herself made me glad Amelia and I both took it slow. I had two gin and tonics the entire night and was now sipping on my third.

I went to stand in the corner by the front door as I watched the rest of my friends laughing and dancing. The stereo was so loud I was surprised they could even hear each other talk. Then again they were all yelling pretty loud.

I was a little worried about how wild our small party had become when I heard a knock on the door.

Since I was the closest to the door, and no one else seemed to hear it, I answered the knock. In front of me stood the most gorgeous man I had ever seen. He was really tall, maybe 6'3", 6'4". His eyes were a piercing blue and his hair was the color of wheat.

It was only after I was done ogling him that I realized he was a cop. Even though I was thinking, oh shit, I couldn't help but notice how tight his uniform was, in all the right places.

"Hi, officer, is there a problem?" I asked, biting my lip.

"Um…" That's all he got out before Amelia saw him, and jumped off the coffee table, and rushed over to the door.

"Dammit Sookie, it was supposed to be a surprise! No one told you to answer the door!"

"I am SO sorry, Amelia, but if you didn't have the music so damn loud maybe someone else would have heard it," I said as I rolled my eyes, annoyed.

She gave me a glare and pointed to one of the chairs in my living room. "You go sit there while I get everything set up."

Amelia grabbed the man at the door by his wrist and dragged him inside. After I finished staring at his delectable ass as Amelia dragged him away, I finally saw the man that was standing behind him. He was an inch taller than the blonde but his opposite is every other way. This guy had brown shaggy hair and green eyes. His skin was tan where the blonde's was pale. Both men were gorgeous.

The second cop followed Amelia dragging the first cop. Then they all huddled in the corner talking while I sat in the chair watching the scene play out. Whatever was being said, the blonde didn't like it. He was shaking his head and I could read his lips saying "no" over and over. I wondered what they were talking about.

Amelia left the group and the two guys went into the kitchen to talk. They kept glancing over at me and then I REALLY wanted to know what they were talking about.

I didn't realize what was going on until the rest of the girls, and Lafayette, came to sit on the couch and remaining chairs. Each had a wad of single dollar bills. Then it hit me, those men weren't cops, they were strippers!

Eric POV

When the door opened, I saw an angel. She was about a foot shorter than me with blonde hair and bright blue eyes. When I looked past her I could see there was a party obviously going on inside.

The blonde asked if there was a problem and I started to stutter like a fucking nervous teenager. I was saved from embarrassing myself more when a brunette came to the door.

Apparently we were expected and it was all part of a surprise? I don't know who would purposefully have a loud party in hopes of drawing the cops or what kind of surprise that would be.

The blonde, called Sookie, and the brunette, called Amelia, had a little argument until Amelia led me inside. By this time the music was shut off and I heard Alcide follow in behind me.

Amelia led us into a corner and started whispering about what she called, "our job." Right away I knew she had us mistaken.

"Ok so, Sook ruined the surprise by answering the door but I was expecting you guys a little later. Anyway, how do you guys want to do this? Do you strip together or…?" She trailed off as I just looked at her dumbfounded.

I kept repeating, "No, no, no" while Alcide stood there like a fucking idiot not saying a word.

Amelia must have thought I was just saying "no" to her question of us stripping together so she continued to explain how this would work out.

"Okay, so no dancing together, even though that would have been hot," she trailed off with a sigh. "Since its Sookie's birthday I think you should give her a private dance and your partner can stay here and entertain the rest of the guests," she said, talking to me. I can't lie and say that spending any amount of time alone with Sookie wasn't appealing but the fact of the matter was, I wasn't a stripper.

"I'll leave you two to get set up and I'll just turn on the music when you're ready." She walked off back toward the party and Alcide and I went into the kitchen.

"What the fuck? You didn't say anything. You do realize they think we're male strippers don't you?"

"Eric, I've been thinking about this and isn't as bad as you think. You work over the blonde in private and I'll take my pick from the girls out here. By the end of the night, we'll both get laid."

"We're still on the clock!" I yelled in disbelief. "Is your dick all you think about?"

"Listen, we get off soon anyway, what's wrong with spending the last half hour on this call? Besides, it's not like your dick won't benefit from this too."

"Are you out of your fucking mind? You cannot be seriously thinking about doing this?"

"I've already made my mind up. Either you get the hot blonde to yourself, or you leave and I'll take her on too. I already planned on being naked by the end of the night anyway."

"You're so gross. This won't work. Even if I get Sookie," I emphasized her name, "alone, I still have to strip for her to keep up with the charade and sex is not guaranteed."

"Look at her." I turned to look at Sookie who was staring at us. "You have a chance with that. If you pass up on it, I guarantee you that I won't."

Now I felt like I had to do it just to save her from Alcide. Just keep telling yourself that.

"This is crazy, right?"

"Yeah, but it's worth it."

Looking at Sookie, I had to admit that he was right. Even if it was only for one night, I would do anything to be with Sookie. The fact that I wasn't really a stripper wouldn't have anything to do with her decision to sleep with me, right?

Sookie POV

At first, I was unsure about having someone strip for me. However, after looking at the gorgeous Adonis in my kitchen, I decided that they was no better way to celebrate my 26th birthday and my newly single status.

Reluctantly, I accepted a stack of singles from Amelia and waited for the show.

The blonde and his partner came back from the kitchen and I started to feel nervous. My butterflies got even worse when the blonde grabbed my hand and pulled me to stand.

"Your friend said the birthday girl gets her own private dance. Is there somewhere else we can go?" he whispered to me and it was like sex for my eardrum.

My mouth had completely lost the ability to form words so I just led him upstairs to my bedroom. I was a bit nervous about taking a man I had never met into my bedroom but there was nowhere else in the house that was both private and appropriate to receive a private strip tease in.

As I entered my room, I sat on the end of the bed since there was no other place to sit.

"Is it ok if I sit here or should I get a chair…?" I asked, not sure what I needed to do.

"Um, no, you can sit there. Do you have a radio or anything?"

"Yeah, sure." I went to my closet and got my iPod out of my purse and plugged it into the speakers on my nightstand. I walked back to the foot of the bed and stood awkwardly, unsure of what I was supposed to do.

"You can look through it and see what song you think is best. I'm not really sure what your routine is like."

He walked over to the iPod and scrolled through the songs. He must have taken his socks and shoes off while I was in the closet because he was now barefoot. I could tell when he found the right song because he had a huge shit-eating grin on his face.

"Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven, filtered through the speakers and he strolled over to me like sex embodied.

As the beat started, he rolled his hips and my throat went dry. I knew the rule at strip clubs, you aren't supposed to touch the strippers, and I wondered if the same rules applied here.

"Is it ok if I touch you?" he breathed into my ear as he leaned down over me. I couldn't do more than nod my head.

He hesitantly trailed his hand from my shoulders to my hands. When he went back up he ran his hand up the sides of my body. My body felt overly sensitive from the anticipation and his touch sent shivers through my entire body. When his thumbs skimmed my breasts, I had to stifle a moan.

"Eric."

"Hmm?"

"My name is Eric," he said as he grabbed me by my hips. One of his legs went between mine, and he grinded on me as he began unbuttoning his shirt.

The more buttons he released, the more I could see of his rock hard chest and his chiseled abs. His chest had a smattering of blond hair and his abs was clearly defined.

Once he had his shirt completely un-tucked and unbuttoned, he slid it slowly off his shoulders and onto the floor. With his upper body entirely naked, I couldn't help but notice a very defined "v."

Eric grabbed my hands and put them on his chest as he continued to dance. I was still nervous but my hands couldn't sit still. They roamed all over his broad chest and I could feel his heart beating strong and steady. I know my heart was beating out of my chest and my breath was coming out in shallow quick bursts. It was clear that I was extremely turned on by this man in front of me.

Eric maneuvered us until he stood behind me. With his chest pressed against my back I felt his obvious erection pressed against my ass. Instinctually I grinded my ass against it and heard him moan my name. It snapped me out of lust-induced haze and I jumped out of his grip.

"I'm so sorry!" I yelled, totally embarrassed by what I had done. My face grew hot as I blushed.

"Sookie, it's ok. I want you to be able to do whatever you want," he said soothingly to me. He walked up to me and took my hands in his. "Do you want me to continue?"

"Yes," I murmured, unable to look at him. I was embarrassed but I didn't want him to stop. I had to admit I was turned on by Eric and everything he did. The fact that he was a stripper and this was all for show made me feel like I could let loose because I knew we couldn't take this too far.

"Ok," he said as he kissed my cheek at the same time he placed my hands on the button of his pants.

My hands were shaky as I struggled to open the button and undid the zipper as he trailed kisses up my jaw.

I didn't think that was part of the normal routine but at that point I didn't care. Everything Eric did to me felt amazing and it had been so long since I'd allowed myself to feel that way.

My hands trailed up the side of Eric's body and the feel of his warm, smooth skin only turned me on even more. My hands eventually wandered into Eric's hair and I surprised myself when I grabbed two handfuls and led his mouth to mine. His hair was short but still long enough to pull.

Eric's kisses started out short and sweet. Nothing more than simply brushing his lips over mine. But once he had a taste his kisses turned aggressive. He grabbed me by my hips and pulled me closer so our bodies were touching as much as possible. When he ran his tongue across my bottom lip I groaned and his tongue invaded my mouth.

We kissed heatedly and all thoughts of him being a stripper and this being his job flew out of my mind.

All of a sudden, I felt his hands tugging at my dress and I raised my arms so he could pull it off.

We broke from our kiss just long enough for him to get my dress over my head. Once it was gone, he looked down at my body.

I did too, because I couldn't remember what I was wearing. My first thought was, Thank God my underwear match!

Not only was I matching but I was wearing a sexy red bra with black lace overlay and matching thong panties.

"Oh, God, Sookie."

He unsnapped my bra with a flick of his wrist and slid the straps down and off of me. As soon as my breasts were bare, Eric sank down to his knees and took my right nipple into his mouth. I moaned as he firmly sucked it into his mouth and used his teeth to bite a little.

"Ugh, Eric," I gasped as he used his large hands to knead my ass. I felt Eric slide his hands to my hips and he hooked his fingers in the sides of my panties. He started to pull them down as he switched nipples.

"Is this okay?"

I only nodded as I continued to pant heavily.

Getting my affirmative, Eric wasted no time sliding my panties down my legs. I stepped out of them leaving me completely naked in front of Eric, who was still in his pants.

I grabbed his face and pulled him to stand. As soon as he was at his full height, I reached for his pants but he grabbed my hands, stopping me. "Not yet Sookie, let me take care of you."

Leading me to the bed, he nudged me until I was sitting at the foot. I scooted up until I was lying in the middle of the bed, giving Eric room to follow me. He climbed up the bed until he reached my lips. He kissed me briefly on the lips before he started trailing his kisses lower. They ran down my jaw until he came in contact with my neck. Nipping down my neck, he licked a path to my breasts and he teased each of my nipples before diving lower. In an effort to keep myself in check I threw my hands above my head and gripped the sheets.

Eric was moving so slowly, I whimpered the entire time. When he finally got to the triangle of tight curls above my core I lost control and bucked my hips up to meet his mouth.

"Slow, Sookie," Eric laughed as he tried to hold my hips down on the bed.

"Please, Eric," I begged like wanton hussy but I didn't care. I wanted Eric and I wanted him now.

He hooked my legs over his shoulders and used his thumbs to spread my lower lips. The first touch of his tongue on my swollen clit had me bucking up to meet his mouth. This time he didn't try to stop me. Instead, he released one of the hands he had used to hold my leg and thrust a finger inside of me. I yelled out at the sudden penetration.

"God Sookie, you're so tight," Eric moaned as he continued to flick my clit with his tongue and finger me. He quickly added another finger stretching me and I moaned louder.

"More, Eric, faster." He changed position and started fucking me with his tongue while he used his thumb to rub tight circles on my clit.

I came, screaming Eric's name. When I looked down, Eric was licking his fingers and I felt myself get wet again.

When he was done, he stood up at the foot of the bed. I rose up on my elbows and watched as he pulled his pants and underwear off all at once.

I swallow hard as I wondered how that was supposed to fit.

I crawled to the foot of the bed and prepared to take him into my mouth when he stopped me.

"I won't last if you do that. Do you have a condom?"

I nodded my head. I got up on shaky legs and went to the bathroom medicine cabinet. On the way started second-guessing myself. I couldn't believe I was actually going to do this.

As I walked back to the bedroom and saw Eric lying in my bed I thought, hell yeah, I'm going to do this!

I climbed into bed next to Eric and watched as he opened the condom and rolled it down his cock.

He rolled on top of me and positioned himself at my entrance. Before he pushed any further he asked, "Are you sure about this? We don't have to go any further if you don't want to."

I looked down at his erect cock and there was no way I was letting him leave like that.

"I'm sure. Please." Eric pushed forward and I felt his head enter me. I gasped at the sudden feeling of fullness. Eric reached a hand down between our bodies and rubbed my clit to help ease himself inside of me.

Once he was fully sheathed inside of me, he didn't move so I would have time to adjust. Soon, I became impatient and started to rock my hips.

"Sookie," Eric groaned. I loved the sound of my name on his lips as he was inside me.

He started to thrust into me harder and faster.

"Wrap your legs around my waist." I did as he asked and he went deeper.

"Ungh, that feels so good."

He grabbed one of my legs from around his waist and lifted it over his shoulder letting him go even further.

I grabbed his ass and pulled him into me in an attempt to get him in even deeper.

Eric kept chanting my name into my neck as he rode me. He raised his head and kissed me gently on my forehead, nose, and then lips.

Above me, I watched as Eric's face was contorted in pleasure as he rode me to orgasm.

I wanted to keep looking at him but I couldn't. My eyes rolled into the back of my head as the pleasure became too intense. Soon my movements became jerky and my whole body spasmed with the force of my orgasm. Just like in the song, it felt like I had been paralyzed.

Just as I was coming down from my high I felt Eric swell as he finished.

Eric stayed above me, resting his weight on his elbows for a minute before he pulled out of me.

He went to the bathroom to dispose of the condom and came back to the bed and laid beside me.

I instantly cuddled into his side as I thought about what to do now. He kissed my forehead and stroked my arms, relaxing me.

I then noticed it was quiet. At some point the song had ended and it sounded like the party had ended downstairs too.

Eric was so sweet and gentle and he made sure everything was right for me.

Even though we only spent one night together, I could see myself falling in love this stripper.

A/N: Did you like it *bats lashes* :D