"Hey, Ness." said Lucas, as everyone entered Ness's hospital room.
"How you been?" said Travis.
"I've been doing just fine." said Ness. "Although my balls kind of hurt due to the recent surgery."
"Serves you right, fuckbag." said Ninten.
"You're a fuckbag." Ness said back.
"Paula just called." said Travis. "She wants to know if you can still have kids."
"Why would she want to know that?" said Ness.
"You guys are dating, right?" said Ninten.
"WE ARE?!" exclaimed the biggest idiot in the room. "THAT'S AWESOME! NOW I CAN CALL HER MY BAE AND SHIT!"
"Please don't." said Ninten.
"NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS!" cried a girl's voice from down the hall.
"Oh, there's Paula now." said Travis.
Paula ran into the room. "NESS ARE YOU OKAY?!" she asked. "CAN YOU STILL HAVE KIDS?!"
"Yeah, I'm alright, Bae." said Ness.
"Please don't fucking say that." said Travis.
"Yeah, I'm gonna break your other nut if you say 'bae' again." said Ninten.
"So, Ness, how have you been holding up?" said Paula, her hand a little too close to Ness's injured zone.
"Oh, I've been doing great." said Ness. "There's this really cool anime I've been watching, look."
"Ness, that's a rerun of Hannah Montana." said Travis.
"You tellin' me I don't know my anime?" said Ness.
"Ness, you probably think that Family Guy is anime." said Ninten.
"Wait, it's not?" said Ness.
"I'm here, also." said Lucas.
"Um, alright." said Ninten.
"I just haven't haven't had any lines since the beginning of the chapter."
"Shut up." said Ness.
"Hey, Paula, what do you see in him?" said Ninten.
Paula glared at Ninten and then rested her head on Ness's chest. "I see a strong-willed, courageous, kind, and sweet young boy who always stands up for those he cares about."
"Paula, are you high?" said Travis.
"Ohh, I've seen this one." said Ness as another rerun of Hannah Montana came on.
Ninten, Travis, and Lucas looked at him funny.
"What, don't judge me." he said.