That night, the three friends all returned to their hotel rooms after eating out.
Penny returned to her room to Skype with Leonard, and Sheldon and Amy returned to their suite together.
As the two of them unpacked their groceries, Sheldon took out the three packets of condoms and examined them closely.
He frowned at one box.
"What purpose do those serve?"
Amy peered over Sheldon's arm at the diagram on the back of the box.
"What?" She asked.
"The dots and the tingly lubricant." Sheldon answered, "I know what lubricant is used for, but why does it have to be tingly?"
"Those are for the woman!" Amy replied.
"Then why am I the one who needs to be wearing it?"
Amy rolled her eyes. "No, the actual condom is meant for you; the lube and dots are for the woman's pleasure. Just an extra stimulator."
"Why would you need extra? Is my coitus not stimulating enough for you?" Sheldon asked.
"Of course it is!" Amy reassured, "It just spices things up a little."
"Is this information also taken from those magazines you read?"
"Yes, and from being coached by Penny just in case we ever did have sex."
Sheldon looked at Amy. "We are having sex now."
"I know!" Amy grinned. "Which reminds me, Dr Cooper…I only have tonight and tomorrow with you before I start my job."
"Your point?" Sheldon frowned.
"My point being that I only have tonight and tomorrow to give you my undivided attention." Amy purred. "You know…Sexually!"
"Oh!" Sheldon caught on at last, "Well, that gives me enough time to improve prolonging orgasm and make the experience longer and more enjoyable for you."
Amy looked impressed. "More enjoyable for me?"
"Yes… You're my girlfriend and with my Southern upbringing, I was taught to respect women and was also taught the 'ladies first' rule." Sheldon replied.
"Hmm…" Amy smiled. "Now say that again but make it sexier."
"We're talking about intercourse; how much 'sexier' could it get?"
"To the point where you get all possessive of me and commandeering the entire endeavour." Amy looked at him expectantly.
"I wouldn't want to bully you." Sheldon frowned.
"You wouldn't be bullying me," Amy replied, "I'd like it."
"Oh…Alright. I don't know Amy; I'm not so good at this whole dirty talk thing. That's more Howard's forte." Sheldon blushed.
"We can leave the dirty talk until we're both a little more experienced." Amy promised.
"Okay," Sheldon let out a sigh of relief, "So…What can I say or do that would prepare you for what we are about to do?"
Amy mock-shrugged. "You could tell me how you feel about me." She cast a teasing look at her boyfriend.
"You already know how I feel. The way that I feel about you is the reason I came here in the first place."
Amy rolled her eyes. "It wouldn't hurt to tell me more often."
"Is that what you girls like?"
"Um…Yeah!"
"Very well…I love you Amy."
"I will never get tired of hearing that!" She grinned in reply, throwing her arms around him. "I love you too."
Sheldon cuddled her back for a moment, before letting go.
"Now, let's get down to business. We have an hour and a half until bedtime and I need to make sure I satisfy my woman." He said, his Southern accent suddenly becoming apparent.
Amy's eyes flew wide and she made a funny, squeaking noise.
Sheldon frowned at her. "What was that?"
"Sorry. You have no idea how sexy you sound when you go all Texas on me." Amy purred.
"Oh…Well in that case, saddle up little lady. This bronco needs breakin' in!"
"Hoo…Oh my God, Sheldon!" Amy breathed. "You have your own dirty talk!"
"Really? You mean I actually did it?"
Amy responded by leaping on him, knocking him onto the bed and kissing him hard.
"So…That's a yes, I take it?" Sheldon asked, once Amy had pulled away to take a breath.
"Say more dirty things!" She said in a husky voice.
"Uh…"
"And I don't mean actual dirt, before you try that on me!"
"I know that! Um…I can't think of anything." Sheldon whined.
"Try something sciencey!" Amy replied, unbuttoning her cardigan.
"Um okay…I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force?" Sheldon tried.
Amy's eyes went wide and she grinned broadly. "Very nice!"
"Really?" Sheldon looked surprised, "Well in that case; you must be auxin, because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."
"You're much better at this than you think!" Amy purred, seating herself on his lap and looking down appreciatively at his now tented trousers. "You're making me reach boiling point!"
Sheldon swallowed. "Well, how about you make like an exothermic reaction and spread your hotness everywhere?"
Amy whimpered a little and bit her lip.
He was actually teasing her…And she loved it!
"Well, Dr Cooper, seeing as you're a physicist, perhaps we could study the laws of friction and acceleration together." She replied huskily.
Swallowing again, Sheldon exhaled raggedly. "As you wish, Dr Fowler. But first, answer me this: If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?"
Amy was beside herself.
The two of them stared at each other for a few moments, eyeing each other seductively, willing the other to make the first move.
Just as they closed in their faces to one another's, there was a knock on their door.
"Oh what fresh hell is this?" Sheldon groaned, as the two of them sat bolt upright.
"Shh!" Amy hissed. "Pretend we're asleep."
"Hey guys it's Penny…Leonard's gone to bed over in LA, so I'm going down to the bar, but I guess you're busy in there prepping Amy for her new job. So I'll see you guys at the beach tomorrow!" The voice through the door called.
Amy and Sheldon heard Penny's footsteps walking away and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Well there's definitely prepping going on in here!" Amy whispered.
Sheldon did his breathy laugh and then composed himself. "So…Do we continue?"
"Of course… How do we continue after an interruption though?" Amy asked.
"I've no idea," Sheldon shrugged "Although I do know that your clothes would look much better accelerating towards the bedroom floor at 9.8 meters per second squared!"
At that, Amy grabbed Sheldon by his face and kissed him, pulling him back onto the bed.
"Wait; condoms!" Sheldon leaned over and grabbed one of the boxes from the bedside unit, and placed it on the bed as Amy hoisted herself onto his lap again, grinding against him.
"What was that rough and smooth thing again?" She asked.
"Oh, you mean: If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?" Sheldon said.
Amy bent down over her boyfriend, and removed her cardigan. "Definitely rough." She whispered. "But first you need to remove my shirt."
"Can't you do it?" Sheldon frowned.
"It's much better if you do it for me." Amy replied.
This caused Sheldon to swallow hard. "Okay…" He gingerly reached up and began to undo the buttons on Amy's blouse and pulled it off her.
He marvelled over her body; curvy but still slim with smooth skin.
Sheldon was fascinated by her for some reason, and he ran his hands down her sides, studying every inch of her.
"What?" Amy asked, frowning down at herself. "Am I too thick?"
"No." Sheldon shook his head. "You're remarkable. Of course I'm familiar with the science and anatomy of the female body, but you…" He was lost for words.
Amy gave a small smile. "I never thought you'd make me feel good about my body." She confessed. "In fact, I never thought I'd be laying in a hotel room in Florida with you, about to have sex."
"You and me both!" Sheldon replied, as he slowly took off Amy's skirt and hose, so that she was just in her underwear.
Amy proceeded to remove her boyfriend's trousers and threw them on the floor.
"Ready?" She asked.
"Of course, but I should be asking you." Sheldon answered. "Are you ready?"
Amy nodded.
Sheldon rolled on the condom and pulled Amy back onto his lap, into position.
He and Amy made love slowly and intensely, both of them lasting a lot longer than their first time.
After almost an hour, Sheldon let out a small groan and released just ahead of Amy.
"Amy, I'm sorry…" He breathed.
"Oh Sheldon, it's okay. We'll get used to each other soon, and we'll be able to establish a rhythm and then we can 'go' together." She replied, but Sheldon was still moving inside her. "What are you…?"
"Amy, please." He said, silencing her with a kiss. "I need to."
"Need to what? You can't keep going…Men can't keep going after they've ejaculated."
"I thought we'd long established the fact that I'm not like most men. And as I told you earlier, I need to satisfy my woman."
"Hoo!" Amy breathed, as she felt Sheldon quicken his pace, and push deeper. She finally couldn't hold it anymore, and felt herself orgasm at last.
Panting and in a daze, Amy felt Sheldon pull out and shudder as he grabbed some tissue and pulled off the condom, wrapping it in tissue and throwing it in the trash, before pulling his underpants back on, fighting the urge to clean just yet.
"Wow!" Amy blinked. "Just…wow."
Sheldon gave a smug little smile as he returned to the bed. "Was that satisfactory for you?"
"Like you even need to ask!" Amy grinned.