Villager's POV

"Toonie! Toonie!" Villager moaned his crush's name freely, head tilted back to smack against the cool tile wall of the shower. He had came up here to get clean for the day, but he couldn't help the thoughts of his cross that riddled the passageways of his mind, that had decided that now was the time to make themselves known.

To put it in heavier terms, as soon as he entered the huge public bathroom on the third floor, thoughts of Toon Link bending him over the granite counter, pounding into him furiously instantly horned him up.

"Ah, ah, ah!" Villager couldn't control himself. Toon Link was just so attractive to him. His blonde hair styled so that his bangs poked out from underneath the green hat he always wore with his hero's clothes. He wasn't too tall, but just tall enough. Eyes that were shaped much like a cat's were, pupils a charcoal black until viewed from a close distance, such as the distance they had been apart when they had almost kissed inside of the waiting area, than they were a vivid electric blue. And last but not least, from what he knew of him, he was a kind person. This was a very attractive trait indeed.

Thinking all these thoughts of Toon Link was putting him at his breaking point, and he sped up his hand movements, trying to seek release, as the hot cascade from the shower poured down relentlessly.

Toon Link's POV

Toon Link raced through the halls of the smash mansion, trying to find his way to the large public bathroom on his floor, before Villager ended his session. He didn't really know what he was going to find once he arrived there, but he had a feeling that he would enjoy it. It had finally came time to confess and consequently admit to, the fact that not only did he have feelings for another guy, but that 'other guy' just happened to be his cute brunette roommate. He had his suspicions about the little mayor's sexuality, and was hoping that they would be confirmed true in just a few moments. I mean, he reasoned with himself, if Villager didn't play for his team, why had he given him that little tease last night? It simply didn't make sense for him to do that if he wasn't inclined towards his own gender.

Thankfully, he didn't run into anybody this time, although he wouldn't have even been surprised. He came to a screeching halt at the door that he wanted to enter, and opened it like he would have opened the door of an unknown dungeon. But this time, instead of looking for one of the Goddesses' Pearls, or restoring the power to his Master Sword, he had a different kind of treasure in mind.

Steam poured from underneath the door leading to the bathing section of the bathroom, the thick clouds almost seeming like cotton candy in the moist air. He fought his way through the vapor and opened yet another door.

He couldn't have been happier at what he had found.

His crush, head thrown back and moaning, deep into the throes of ecstasy, moaning his name, as he stroked his cock at a frantic pace.

Toon Link smirked, but also started to feel the beginnings of arousal creep into his lower half. He took a moment to admire Villager, much like a lion would hungrily savor a gazelle, before going in for the kill. Villager's body looked so much more sexy when water was running down it, and in this case, water was pouring down at an alarming rate. His stomach didn't quite have the definition that his own had, but it was still flat and looked extremely soft. His chest was also not as defined as his own was, and this set the tone for the rest of his body. Toon Link finally let his gaze linger over his crush's lower half. His turgid erection was being stroked by a slender hand, and looked to be of a decent caliber, a lot bigger than he had thought it was. His legs were smooth and hairless, and were surprisingly well-toned, considering the rest of his body.

Toon Link finally couldn't take it any longer, his arousal reaching its peak, and stepped forward into the bathroom.

Villager's POV

Villager's eyes were still shut tight, living his fantasy, so he didn't notice the object of his internal musings step into the shower with him. It came as no surprise, therefore, when he felt a hand that was not his own halt his movements.

His eyes flew open and he got ready to scream for help, when he was met with the sight of Toon Link, naked as the day he was born, in front of him, fully aroused.

He smiled, but also whimpered slightly, as he really couldn't help it. Who would have expected the person that they were just fantasizing about to materialize right in front of them?

"Hey Villa," Toon Link whispered seductively, his hand still on Villager's which was on his straining hardness. "How about I help you out with this?" He nodded desperately, not wanting to miss out on this opportunity. Who knew when this would happen again?

Toon Link wasted no time, moving forward so that their bodies were touching, and began kissing his Villa, all lips at first, but quickly progressing to full tongue after a little time had passed. Toon Link began to thrust his hips, grinding his larger erection against Villager's own, frotting against him slowly.

Villager couldn't take much more of this, they weren't really even having sex yet, but this was amazing! His moans continued to stream out unbridled, while he matched the rhythm of Toon Link's hips, creating friction that both of them could enjoy.

Toon Link was slowly losing his mind. Villager's cute moans, the feeling of their boyhoods throbbing and frotting against each other was just too much to handle all at once. They weren't even really having sex yet, but if this foreplay was any indication, them actually doing it was going to be amazing.

TL picked up the pace, rutting against his newfound lover with unparalleled vigor, just trying to seek release at this point. Villager matched his tempo thrust for thrust, grind for grind, and moaned even louder in response. The small hylian grabbed two handfuls of Villager's backside and began massaging the globes. Villager arched his back at this and thrust even faster, if it were possible.

Seeing that his paramour was enjoying this situation, TL rubbed his entrance with just one finger.

That was enough for Villager. Screaming his lover's name, he came in furious bursts, drenching both of them in his liquid love. Toon Link couldn't hang on much longer, after feeling his lover's entrance pulsate and clench around his finger, and seeing him cum in ecstasy because of what he did to him. He spilled his seed all over their already wet bodies, slumping down a little bit, as his knees were shaking from the power of his orgasm.

"Toonie, why?" Villager asked. It wasn't like he didn't enjoy that, it was just that he had no idea Toon Link felt the same way about him, especially to this extent.

"Because, I realized something last night Villa," Toon Link answered him, whispering due to exhaustion. "I have had a crush on you ever since I first saw you. Ness told me what you were doing in here, so I came to the conclusion that you liked me back, and decided to do something about it."

"Ah, that is really sweet of you actually Toonie." Villager blushed at his lover's sweetness.

"And I was really horny," Toon Link said honestly.

"And that kinda ruined the moment." Villager deadpanned, no longer blushing. Toon Link's ears drooped, thinking that he displeased his crush. Villager laughed, and Toon smiled again. "It is okay Toonie."

"Thank you Villa."

"Do you want to actually take a shower now? We are kinda dirty…"

"Oh yeah! Of course! Let's do this!" Toon Link yelled enthusiastically, holding up an invisible sword as he said it.

Villager giggled, "You are such a dork Toonie."

Toon Link smiled. "Yeah, but now I'm your dork."

Ness's POV

Ness closed his laptop, and glanced sideways to his boyfriend. "What did you think of that Luke?"

Lucas was blushing deeply, aroused at what he had just witnessed. "It was great. Hey Ness?"

"Yeah?" Ness wondered what Lucas wanted now.

"Can we take a shower together sometime?" Lucas was embarrassed by what he just said, but at the same time, he wanted to get that request out there, so he had to do it.

"Sure we can Luke, anytime you want to."

Now that that was out of the way, there was a more pressing matter at hand- their arousal. Lucas could see Ness's hard on from where he was sitting, so he decided that for once, he was going to take initiative. He stood up quickly, and ignoring his lover's questioning look, walked over to where he was sitting on the bed and started rubbing his erection through his shorts.

"Ahhh, Luke what are you doing?" Ness was surprised that Lucas would be the one to make the first move, as it was truly out of character for him.

"Handling our 'problems', lay back for me Ness." Lucas smiled seductively at his boyfriend before slowly stripping his clothes off.

A/N: Oh my god I'm so evil. I decided to stop there before this got too out of hand. But ToonieVilla smut! I love those two so much, it is ridiculous. Shout outs to Paradigm of Writing for inspiration on the shower scene, and also for messaging me while I was typing this. He kept me entertained and motivated. Thanks bro! Anyway, I am sorry that took so long for me to come out with, but I am a very busy man, so there it is. Stay tuned for more, and remember to review! I won't know how I did unless you guys tell me. On to Review Replies!

Mother-sins: Yes Villager is totes a cutie patoot! And I will definitely save you a seat next to me in ToonieVilla shipping hell :].

Paradigm of Writing- Try to control your nosebleeds! I don't want you to make a mess all over your computer/phone/tablet/3ds/whateva you use to read this. That would be a damn shame. I'm glad that I'm one of your favorites at the moment, although I don't see why. Thanks for reviewing :].

-YuukixMitsuru