Disclaimer: Don't I Guardian of the Rise own? From now on I'll be posting who's gonna be the subject for the chapter.
It's Tooth this time guys!
Fashion Designer -
"Umm I think it needs more feathers, and uh, some more of this sparkly stuff."
The person who wore that dress had to move to Mexico and change her name to Pepita.
Dentist -
"Oh look that those canine teeth! You could gut a pig with them! So cute!"
"Mommy I want to go back to Sweet Tooth! I'm not a big girl anymore!"
Army Recruit -
"Soldier, drop and give me twenty!"
"Twenty what?"
Pope -
"I have a new bible. The Book of Fairy Tales!'
"But nobody believes in that fairy tale crap anymore."
*gasp* "Unbeilivers! Sick 'im Teeth!"
Serial Killer -
"Do you know why I'm killing people? They're not brushing their teeth! Now they're all black and ugly! I hate that! So I kill them to stop them from opening their stinking mouths ever again!"
"Uhh lady, you didn't kill nobody. you just murdered their toothbrushes."
"And your point is?"
"Jack I need back-up there's this woman and she's killing people's toothbrushes. Yes, I said toothbrushes."
Number three was inspired by Sisters Grimm (great book series btw).
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