Oh hey guys next chapter, and the last chapter was... FREAKING 10 DAYS AGO!OHMAGODOHMAGODOHMAGOD ! READ THIS WHILE I KILL MY SELF!
a lot...
i am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! I was in the hospital suffering from Writer's Block, the worst diease EVA!
It's North this time ma peeps...
Santa Clause You See at the Mall -
"All right everyone! Get in line! Oh hello Jack! Why are you ranting? Ah! Never mind. Bring in children!"
"Hi Santa! My name's Tommy!"
"What do you want for Christmas, Tommy?"
"I want a blue puppy, a zillion bucks, a phone like my mommy, a robot, a jetpack, a laser gun…
***two hours later***
"…a fourth nipple, a ballerina suit, a two-headed, nine-finned, seven-spotted, upside down goldfish, and a radioactive goat that follows me as a sidekick! His name has to be Felix, Felix the Radioactive Goat!"
"Oy! What happened to car for Paul, doll for Susie…"
Jet Engineer -
"Now people! For this jet I need: Nine reindeer, 40 tons of hay, nine stable pens, and a pooper scooper. Now get to work!"
"Uh, why all these things?"
"Well we are making jet, no? If make jet, jet must be perfect!"
Fire Dancer -
*intricate dancing* *intricate dancing*
"Now! Done! What do you want next, audi-"
"AAAAAHHH! COCKROACH!"
"KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT FIRE!"
*smacks cockroach with flaming stick*
"OH LORDY IT'S STILL ALIVE!"
"JACK! GET THIS UNHOLY CREATURE AWAY FROM HERE! EXORCISE! EXORCISE!"
Mystery Writer -
She was appalled by the mess around her, scratch that, there was no mess it was covered in a light frost. He would never do this, unless...
"Nonononono..." she muttered, but even as she said those words, she knew the worst is just around the door. She gasped. The person of interest was nowhere to be found.
Jack Frost was gone.
Gangster (or Gangsta) -
"Hmm, you didn't get me da beans, huh Jack Green."
"Y-yeah, but I do have the unicorn ho-"
"I WANTED BEANS! YOU SAID YOU CLIMBED BEANSTALK TA GET DA TREASURE!"
"Now I'll have ta bring in another Jack, and once he's done with you, you'll be sleeping with da fishes.
"Bada Bing, Bada Boom. Tough luck kid."
This is a meh chapter for me, i ran out of ideas fast! Oh and I'll do Pitch next so I need ideas for him, like now. NNNNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
So yeah, did it inexplicably horrify you? Did it make you feel like sugar, spice, and everything nice? Or are you still one of those female dog-donkeys* neutral trolls.
Tell me in through your reviews.
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*Sorry! cant cuss my mom reads these, but im pretty sure you'll figure it out