**Author's Note: Okay, so I've been working really REALLY hard on this chapter since I've never done anything M-rated, so please, please, PLEASE review. If it totally sucks, I need to know so I can go back to my less smutty, former self. For those of you that found this just now because you only look at the M-rated fics, well...I hope I don't disappoint. For you others that have read my previous chapters...I hope you don't hate the direction this one takes. I tried to be as tasteful as possible.

Disclaimer: I don't own New Girl.

"Do you even know where we're going Nick? We've been driving down the highway for like an hour," Jess stated playfully. After arguing over whether to turn left or make three rights, Nick and Jess ended up going south on the I-5. They had spent most of the drive so far just laughing and pretending to argue about which song to listen to on the radio.

"I don't know, Jess. It's up to you. We've been driving AWAY from the loft for an hour. Do you really wanna go back now? Where there's roommates and dads and probably a bunch of other stuff that we have to deal with? Or do you wanna keep going somewhere where it's just us. Alone. Together." She looked at him mischievously and smiled.

"Keep driving."

"Good, 'cause I have an idea." Jess didn't even care what his plan was. She was willing to go wherever he would take her, as long as they were together.

After about another hour of driving down the coast, Nick pulled in to what seemed to be a hotel parking lot. It was pretty dark so Jess could hardly make out where they were.

"We're stopping here?" she asked, still unsure of what they were doing.

"Yep." As soon as she opened the car door, she could smell the ocean. She could hear the waves crashing nearby and as her eyes fully adjusted, she could see boats slowly rocking in the marina. As she took in her surroundings, she noticed a sign that read, "Kona Kai Resort & Spa."

"So what's the plan, Nick? Are we staying here?" she chuckled in disbelief. This place seemed pretty swanky and not at all like a place in which either one of them could afford to spend even half a night. He simply gave her a smug grin and grabbed her hand.

"C'mon, let's go."

As they entered the lobby, they saw a young guy who couldn't be more than twenty behind the front desk. Although his clothes exhibited refinement, the state of his attire suggested that he was anything but. His bow tie was barely tied correctly and was hanging limply at his neck, and he had missed a few buttons on his shirt, causing it to hang unevenly at his waist since he hadn't bothered to tuck it. It looked like he hadn't brushed his hair in the last day or two, and he was clearly trying to hide the fact that he was on his phone under the desk browsing through Reddit, or whatever these young guys did these days. As Nick and Jess approached the desk, still dressed from Cece's almost-wedding, the boy finally snapped out of his technology-induced trance and looked up at them with a smile.

"Hey folks. Uh, how can I help you tonight?"

"Yeah, we need a room. I'm a friend of Mr. Schneider's." Jess' face scrunched up in confusion.

"An old college buddy of mine...his dad owns the place," he whispered to her.

"Oh, uh sure. No problem, dude. I'll get you the friends and family rate then. Where, uh, where'd you two come from?" he asked, gesturing at their fancy attire.

"From a wedding," Jess said casually.

"Oh, wow! You guys just got married? Congratulations!" he started babbling on and on, not noticing the "nonononono's" that flew from Jess' mouth. She was sure this simple mistake would send Nick over the deep end. But he was just staring at the guy with a perplexed look on his face. The front desk guy started typing on his computer again and continued, "Lemme just upgrade you to the honeymoon suite. No one's booked it till next weekend anyway." Suddenly, Nick seemed amused by his mistake and how it was clearly getting them a way better set up for the night.

"Jessica, honey, isn't that great? They're upgrading our room!" he exclaimed in the fanciest tone he could muster, his eyes wide and begging her to play along. She was more than happy to oblige.

"Oh Nicholas, dear, that's wonderful! You're too kind, young man. Thank you for taking care of us on our most joyous of occasions!" Nick snickered at her over-the-top display of fancy-ness. He handed them their key cards and they sauntered down the hall to their rooms, laughing at the ridiculous-ness of their behavior.

...::...

As they approached their room, the mood between them shifted. Abruptly, they both became nervous, excited, aroused, and just plain giddy. Jess pressed her back against the door as Nick leaned into her, one hand on the door supporting himself.

"Sooo, the honeymoon suite, huh?" she said, not really sure how to break the tension.

"Well, there was a wedding. Somebody should get to have fantastic honeymoon sex, right?"

They smiled at each other with pure joy emanating from their faces. Nick slid the key card in the slot and opened the door slowly. As they slipped inside, the door shut behind them and Jess' arms instantly flew around Nick's neck as she began kissing him ferociously. He stumbled back a little before finding his footing while his hands roamed up and down her back.

Their kisses were hurried at first, but slowed down soon after they started. They both stopped to look into each other's eyes. It was as if they'd both realized at the same moment that there was nothing here to interrupt them. They could take their time and nothing could get in their way. They shared a knowing look with a hint of a smile as they began kissing slowly. Jess started pulling off his tie and unbuttoning his shirt while Nick tried hopelessly to pull off any part of Jess' complicated outfit.

"Here, let's switch," she teased. She began pulling the sash of her sari over her head as he continued with the buttons of his shirt. After the sash was off, she was just wearing a short-sleeved teal blue shirt that showed off her bare midriff and a long teal skirt. She pulled down the zipper on the side of the skirt and stepped out of it while Nick finished taking off his button down and undershirt. She gave him a quick kiss and then turned her back to him. The shirt had a zipper down the back that she could probably reach if she tried, but she wanted any excuse for Nick to touch her again.

"Would you mind?" she beseeched him coquettishly, pulling her ponytail aside to give him access to the zipper. He practically shuddered at her invitation. He slowly pulled the zipper down, taking in the sight of her bare back between the parting fabric. The fact that she wasn't wearing a bra underneath made him quiver with excitement. Jess had her arms hugged to her chest as he finished unzipping her. She turned around to face him and slowly brought her arms down, allowing her top to fall to the floor.

"Thank you," she breathed as she looked up at him through her fluttering lashes. It was the same "thank you" she gave him every time he opened a jar for her, especially once she knew how much it turned him on, seeing her so vulnerable. He stared in awe at her for a moment. He rested his hand gently on her shoulder while his fingers tugged gently at her skin and his eyes roamed over her body, then made their way back to her face. 'God, why does she want me?' he thought. A small, slightly embarrassed giggle slipped from her lips and pulled Nick back to reality. With both hands he gently cupped her face and gave her the most gentle kiss, as if he feared she would shatter like glass if he kissed her too hard in that moment. She was precious to him.

Jess grabbed him by the waist to force him to intensify the kiss as she began lightly teasing his tongue with hers. He took the hint and grabbed the backs of her thighs and picked her up, laying her gently on the bed behind them. He lustfully raked his hands up and down the sides of her body as they began to kiss more passionately. He trailed kisses down her jaw to her collarbone, eliciting soft moans to escape from her lips. His strong yet careful hands smoothed over her breasts causing her breath to hitch, then slowly they grazed down her stomach until he reached the fabric at her hip bones. He pulled her panties down so lingeringly that the fabric brushing against her skin sent chills up her spine. He tossed them across the room and made quick work of taking off his pants and boxers. He was kneeling between her legs now as he stroked his fingers up the insides of her thighs. She bit her lip in anticipation as his fingers continued teasing her. Finally, his thumb found its way to her most sensitive spot, and a loud gasp escaped from her lips. A delighted smile crept to his mouth as he started making circles with his thumb, while his other hand continued rubbing the inside of her thigh. He watched her face contort with every movement he made. He kept bringing her closer and closer and then slowed down. He quickly found out that it was pretty exciting to tease her this way. He firmly gripped her hip with his other hand and pushed himself slowly into her, his thumb still torturing her. She felt him go as far as he could inside of her.

"Oh God, Nick." He slowly pulled out and then hastily pushed back in. His body was on fire and he could barely think straight anymore. He continued thrusting into her as he bent forward and started kissing her soft breasts, her smooth neck, her flushed cheeks, her quivering lips. The moment intensified as he rested his forehead on hers and they looked into each other's eyes. They were both so close. Nick felt himself trying to say something.

"J-Jess, I..." And with that, they both came undone. After a few minutes, Nick's mind began to function normally. 'Oh my God...I can't believe I almost said that.' he thought.

...::...

"You're sexy," she said, still out of breath. They both giggled. The sun had just started creeping through the curtains and Nick & Jess had been up most of the night doing horribly unspeakable things to each other. Their legs were entangled and Jess was resting her head on Nick's bare chest.

"You know what I think is really sexy? Your sexy ass," she murmured flirtatiously as she reached down to pinch him there.

"Well, thank you. I appreciate that," Nick replied, half embarrassed, but still chuckling.

"So what's your favorite thing about me?" she inquired with a coy smile as she sat up to look at his face.

"I don't wanna play this game."

"Oh, come on Nick, please? Just tell me."

"I don't know, I like everything about you. You're friggin' perfect," he exclaimed quickly in an almost disappointed tone as he stared down at his chest. It just isn't fair for her to be that perfect, he thought. Suddenly, he glanced sideways to check her reaction. He had dodged a bullet earlier when he almost said something very important way too soon. And now he let something else slip out that he never meant to say out loud. She was just staring at him with wide eyes that looked like they could melt at any second, a small grin tugging at the corner of her lips.

"Wha-" She cut him off with a deep, sensual kiss.

"What was that for?" he asked with a stupid grin on his face. Jess just shook her head and smiled.

**FYI, I didn't make up the hotel. It's a real place in San Diego. I did research and everything. ;) So check out their website if you want to see what it looks like where they're staying. .com (Take out parentheses.) REVIEWS PLEASE!**