I really have no excuse.
It's our favorite villian, Kozmotis Pitchiner! aka Pitch Black!1!111!
The first one was kaci12's idea. Thanks kaci12 :D
Ice Cream Man -
"Umm... can I have one scoop of Devil's Food, one scoop Suffering Strawberry, and three scoops of Death by Chocalate please!"
"Death by Choclate is my favorite! It's to die for. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Uh... I'm gonna go over there... You can bring it."
*over there* "Mommy, that scary guy's crazy!"
Fanfiction User -
"Hmm what's M-Rated?"
*clicks* "Oh my. Jack and Bunny! The possibilities are endless!"
*scrolls downs* "What's this? Black Ice?"
*reads story*
"OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD! I'M BURNED FOR LIFE I SAY ! FOR LIFE! MY EYES BUUUUUUUUUUURN!"
Such is the life of a Fanfiction User.
Lecturer -
"... And you can use the semicolon in a - OOUCH! Who threw that snowball?"
"Jack if your there..."
"No Jack is not hiding under a chair listening to you talk about semicolons!"
"Oh. Okay then, as I was saying..."
Reenactor -
"OK guys! Let's reenact the Battle of the Guardians!"
"Uh, Pitch! There's no such thing."
"That's what you think..."
Voice Over Guy-
"In a world where Pitch won and the Guardians lost. The other spirits exiled Pitch and removed all trace of his work? The Guardians then rose back to power?
"Jack! Have you been messing with the script!"
I think that's it for this story. I might do a Jamie if you guys review. And I just might do a 'Jobs the Heroes of Olympus Should Never Do' or something like that. sooooooooooo anywho. Did you want to kill it with a knife? Did you want to put ice cream in it? Or are you one of those F****** STUPID B**** A** TROLLS WHO WANT TO RUIN EVERYONE'S DAY?! Tell me through that little button down there! Oh and I need a Beta so if your interested PM me :D