This is the second story of my Bunch of Lily and James and Sirius ... (you get it) stories I hope you like it, I should be updating regularly but hat always depends :)
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Lily Evans was the single most amazing thing to walk the planet, according to James potter. He loved everything about her, the way she bit her lip while she was in the middle of an essay, The way she titled her head back when she laughed, the way she walked, the way she talked, the way she'd get angry and her eyes would fire up, the way she was always willing to help students in younger years.
There was nothing he disliked about her, in his eyes she was absolutely perfect or as close to perfect as one could be and this became Sirius Blacks Mission. He was going to find something that James disliked about Lily and he was going to do it within a week.
DAY 1
Charms
"Prongs, Look at Evans"
"Why?"
"Just look at the way she is chewing on her quill, it's disgusting"
"No it's not Padfoot"
"Yes it is, she's gnawing at it, Yeesh"
"I think its quiet cute"
"Typical"
Transfiguration
"OMG, Prongs Look at Evans"
"Why?"
"Look at the Way she's curling her hair in her finger, One would think she is so vain"
"Padfoot, she's not curling her hair in her finger"
"Yes she is"
"She is moving it out of her eyes"
"No she's No-Oh"
"Yeah!"
History Of Magic
"Prongs"
"Hmm?"
"Wake up"
"Why is class over?"
"No, Look at Evans"
"WHY?"
"She's paying attention in History of Magic and taking notes"
"So?"
"Who does that?"
"Evans"
"She's is so-"
"SO WHAT?"
"Nothing"
"Yeesh Padfoot"
DAY 2
Breakfast
"Prongs"
"Padfoot"
"Look at what Evans is eating for breakfast"
"Scrambled eggs with toast"
"Yeah"
"Ok"
"I mean who eats scrambled eggs with toast?"
"Well, Me, Remus, Evans and By the looks of it Professor Dumbledore"
"It's disgusting"
"You ate that for breakfast last week"
"It was nicer then"
"padfoot"
"yes?"
"shut up"
"ok"
Muggle studies
"Prongs"
"Yes padfoot?"
What's wrong with Evans?"
"Why?"
"She's taking Muggle studies"
"I know"
"She's a Muggleborn"
"I know"
"Don't you think that's odd?"
"Not really no"
"Why not?"
"Cause I don't
"But-"
"Padfoot, I actually like Muggle studies so Shhs"
Transfiguration
"Prongs"
"umm?"
"Look at- "
"MR BLACK IF YOU WISH TO TALK IN MY CLASS I SHALL SEND YOU OUT WITH A WEEKS WORTH OF DETENTION. IF YOU KNOW WHATS BEST FOR YOU I SUGGEST YOU BE QUIET"
"Yes Professor"
DAY 3
Lunch
"Prongs look at the way Evans eats, you'd think she's an elephant of something
"That coming from the guy with pasta sauce down his front
"Stay out of it moony"
"Why"
"this is between prongs and me"
"prongs isn't listening"
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Yeah he is, isn't that righ- Where did prongs go?"
"Sitting with Evans"
"Pfft"
Defense against the dark arts
"Pron-"
"Yes padfoot?"
"Look at-"
"Evans, I am"
"Look at the way she;s-"
"Holding her wand?"
"Er- Yeah how'd you know?"
"Cause padfoot I heard you rehearsing what to say to me a minute ago"
"Oh, Right"
"…"
Potions
"Prongs"
"Padfoot I swear to god if you say one more thing about Evans I will personally kill you, Now if you want to stay alive and will all your man bits I suggest you shut up"
*Zip lip thrown the key away*
"Oh thank Merlin"
DAY 4
Potions
"Psst. Look at Evans"
"Yes I am"
"She's talking to Snivellus"
"I can see"
"He's a git"
"Yes he is"
"I think we should prank him after class"
"Not a bad idea"
"Evans is stupid"
"Why"
"She's talking to Snivellus"
"He went and spoke to her"
"So sti- OMG DID SHE JUST SLAP HIM"
"YES"
"I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR Evans RIGHT KNOW"
"I KNOW, ME TOO"
Arithmancy
"Psst prongs"
"Ye- PADFOOT?"
"What?"
"what are you doing here?"
"Why can't I be here?"
"You don't take this class"
"Oh, see you later"
Dinner
"OMG, Evans hates Dogs"
"How do you know"
"She said she likes cats "
"That doesn't mean she hates dogs"
"But she chose a cat over me"
"she didn't know you were a Dog"
"so?"
"Oh god- EVANS IF SIRIUS WERE A DOG, WOULD YOU CHOOSE HIM OR A CAT?"
"A CAT, SIRIUS BITES"
"See prongs"
"…"
"STOP LAUGHING!"
DAY 5
Common Room
"Don't you think Evans is Attention seeking?"
"No, why?"
"She's always doing something that brings attention to her"
"Such as"
"Talking to teachers, and telling people what to do"
"Sirius, She's a prefect, she has to do that"
"She doesn't have to be so stuck up about it"
"She's just doing her job"
"But-"
"PADFOOT WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH EVANS?"
"I AM NOT OBSESSED"
"could have fooled me"
"Git"
Potions
"Don't you think its weird that slughorn flirts with her"
" a little yes"
"do you think their doing it?"
"EWWW" (Moony)
"PADFOOT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"What?"
"WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?"
"IT was just a thought:
"It was disgusting"
"it could be true"
"Padfoot I suggest you do not let your mind wonder and do something productive and I'm sure Prongs agrees with me"
"Yes I do Moony!"
"Touchy" (padfoot)
Owlery
"Evans is stalking you"
"She isn't"
"She followed you to the Owlery"
"She was here before us"
"So, she stalking you"
"No she isn't"
"She's using an owl to send her letter, she's copying you"
"How else do you send a letter?"
"She didn't have to send one, she's only sending it cause you are"
"You're crazy padfoot"
"Am not"
"Just go, I'll meet you back in the common room"
DAY 6
Hogsmeade
"Look at what Evans is wearing"
"whats wrong with it"
"Who wears grey Jeans?"
"Umm, Your date"
"No shes' no- Oh"
"Well, then who wears Black sho-"
"Padfoot just shut up"
HoneyDukes
"Evans eats way to much chocolate for a girl"
"so?"
"She shouldn't, she'll become fat"
"Okaa?"
"prongs do you really want to date someone whose fat"
"Evans isn't fat"
"she'll become if she eats all that"
"She's been buying that much forever and she's still fit"
"You're stalking her"
"Padfoot may I add that you've bought twice as much as her"
"I'm a bloke"
"so?"
"I'm fit"
"so is she"
"I'm fitter"
"sure"
"PRONGS"
Three broom sticks
"Padfoot I swear to god if you say something about Evans now I'm going to kill you"
"Duly noted"
DAY 7
I have nothing to say about Lily Evans. Everything I say prongs doesn't seem to care. That boy is whipped I guess I'll just have to make his life miserable with this (HEHHEEHEHHEHE). Operation find something bad about Lily has officially been aborted.
This is Sirius Black Signing off
"Padfoot was all that necessary"
"Shut up moony"
I'm hoping that i can get atleast 10 reviews from this chapter i shall update after that :)
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Marauderette