Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 13

Augustus: "As long as I can get some sleep without having to worry about my life."

Jasmine: "… You're serious right now? When was the last time you got a decent night's sleep?"

Augustus: "Let's just say that living in my kid of neighborhood has its disadvantages. I'll be getting some sleep soon, but first…" *gets up, uses wall to stay balanced and walks over to the medicine cabinet* "Time to make the pain go away. Uhh, let's see… Tylenol that's the one."

Daisy: "You're not supposed to take any medication unless the doctor prescribes it. You have no idea what dose you need to take. Put them back."

Augustus: "You said I should take Tylenol and as far as I'm concerned you are the best doctor in this room right now." *grabs a cup and fills it with water*

Jasmine: "Auggie be smart about this… we don't want you to overdose or anything like that. Just put the bottle down and I will go get a doctor to help us figure this out."

Augustus: "That sounds like a good idea." *takes 8 pills, tosses them in his mouth and chugs the water* "But I think mine was better. Since when has anyone overdosed on Tylenol?"

Jasmine and Daisy: *they both bury their faces in their hands*

Daisy: "Since those were 8 500 milligram pills you just swallowed. Not just one or 2, but 8."

Jasmine: "What makes you think taking 8 pills is a good idea?!"

Augustus: "I have seen adults do it before and they always talk to me about how amazing they feel afterwards. How bad can it be anyways? It's just some pain medication."

Jasmine: "You big wuss, you couldn't even deal with some pain for a few minutes. Now you are probably going to overdose."

Daisy: "Actually he'll just have some Liver failure… Uhh, I'll go get the cute doctor." *runs out of the room*

Jasmine: "… I have a question for you Auggie. Are you trying to get yourself killed? First you ran yourself into a corner in some dark alley, getting surrounded right away is never smart. Next while I'm kicking butt and taking names, you are taking a beating like a punching bag. Then you drive a car in the most reckless way possible, the part where we both jumped out wasn't the best move either. Finally you not only told your doctor to take a hike, but you also grabbed a bottle of Tylenol and pretty much swallowed a handful of them. *looks to the side* Are you trying to send me a message? Am I really that bad of a girlfriend? Or if you really hate life that much then I could walk you back to the alley and you could let that pervert put you down. I can't do it since it is against my beliefs." *looks back at Augustus* "Auggie are you even listening to me?"

Augustus: *stares at Jasmine with drowsy eyes and a big grin* "You have pretty eyes… they go great with your pretty smile, even when it is upside down. Hey pretty girl can I have a hug?"

Jasmine:*blushes* "O-kay." *nervously hugs Augustus but soon feels his hands moving towards places they shouldn't* "Auggie, if you don't bring your arms back up I'll- eep! That's it!" *breaks the hug, grabs Augustus' right hand, brings it to his back, pushes him until he is lying face first on the ground, puts her knee on his free hand, then whispers to his ear* "If you try touching me down there again without my permission again. You. Will. Regret it. Do I make myself clear pretty boy?"

Augustus: *light snoring*

Jasmine: "Wow, those pills work quick don't they… well actually it has been a long day. Why am I talking to myself?" *gets up and turns around*

Augustus: *SNEAK ATTACK: Augustus opens his eyes, gets up quickly and quietly then pounces on Jasmine* "Hah, Gotcha!"

Jasmine: "I don't think so!" *grabs Augustus by his shoulders and prepares to kick him into the air when suddenly the door opens*

Daisy: "We are back… w-what?!"

Jasmine: "This is not what it looks like."

Doctor: "Oh? So you don't have Augustus on top of you, he doesn't have his hands on your breasts, it doesn't look like you are in the missionary position, and you aren't holding him by his shoulders."

Augustus: "That is exactly what it looks like and you are not allowed to see what happens next." *sticks out tongue at the doctor*