Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 17

Jasmine: "I'm not bleeding! So stop saying that I am!"

Augustus: *looks at the Surgeon* "I've got this." *looks at Jasmine and yells* "Check your other ear angel!" *coughs up more blood, this time darker* "Well that doesn't look good." *licks some of his own blood* "Huh, I expected it to taste awful, but it has a bittersweet taste to it. Hey doctor. What do you think that means?"

Jasmine: "It means you don't have time to be acting like some drunken idiot now shut up and do as you are told."

Augustus: *pats Jasmine on the head with his clean hand* "Silly angel, you are not a doctor yet, so your opinion doesn't matter."

Jasmine: *slaps Augustus hard then walks away steaming*

Surgeon: *wide-eyed* "At least I understand why this kid got shot. He doesn't know when to shut up."

Doctor: "Or when to show respect to people that could easily hurt him right now."

Jasmine: "Do you 2 have anything to say or are you going to get back to fixing this idiot up?" *glares*

Doctor and Surgeon: "Whatever you say miss." *both put on a nervous smile and then get back to prepping for surgery, then they walk and talk while they try save Augustus' life*

Surgeon: "Why are you getting prepped?"

Doctor: "I'm going to help. Besides, I know about the boy's injuries and he is a witness to a major crime… better to be safe than sorry, right?"

Surgeon: "Right! Uhh how sorry will we be if we accidently kill him anyways? Not that I'm planning on it I just want to know… for motivation."

Doctor: "I'll be blunt for a moment. You kill him, she kills you. That girl grabbed a knife out of my back and tried to threaten a cop, just to protect her boyfriend. Jasmine is one crazy chick."

Surgeon: "Sounds like a perfect match for this little psycho right here. Look at this, he is smiling even after getting smacked so hard by that girl. Wait do you think he likes abuse?"

Doctor: "It would not surprise me, but what would is if we manage to fix him up completely. Augustus has a broken rib that might be pressing against his lungs, a concussion that comes with a cracked skull, and a gunshot wound in the chest. It's a miracle he is even breathing right now. How are we going to fix this?"

Surgeon: "By getting started. We need to use anesthesia on him even if he said he doesn't need it."

Doctor: "The kid took 8 500 milligram pills of Tylenol and that is already enough to cause serious damage to his liver… do you really think he needs more drugs in his system?"

Surgeon: "This kid really is a maniac… now I feel sorry for the girl that has to call him a boyfriend."

Doctor: "So did I at one point, but now I see they are meant to be."

Surgeon: "Dude did you just rhyme?"

Doctor: "Uhh, I guess I did."

Surgeon: "Lame! Okay what made you change your mind?"

Doctor: "The way he got out of the bed and moved in front of her to take a bullet… that definitely convinced me. Augustus is crazily in love with Jasmine. Let's make sure they could see each other again."

Surgeon: "Is that a tear in your eye?"

Doctor: "Yeah I guess these two remind me of when I was younger and in love."

Surgeon: "You are such a pansy." *grins* "Maybe after I'm done with this surgery I'll pay a visit to your wife if you don't love her anymore."

Doctor: "I can and will knock you out and call up another surgeon."

Surgeon: "Yeah right, don't make me laugh I have a busy schedule today. Let's get this over with."