Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 25

Doctor: *whispers* "Find out what? D-does it have anything to do with Jasmine's legs being numb?"

Neurologist: "… Jasmine? I need to do some tests real quick."

Jasmine: *closes eyes and puts on a smug look* "I thought the plan was for you to go on your date and for me to take picture of you smooching with the doctor... Mua~mua Haha-" *mouth is covered up by the neurologists hand*

Neurologist: *angrily* "Listen here you little brat." *points to the doctor* "You see that guy over there? You better answer because I am not in the mood to play around with you." *removes hand from Jasmine's mouth*

Jasmine: *scared* "Y-yeah?"

Neurologist: *sweetly* "I actually have a chance to become friends with him for the first time in years. I decided that saving your life is more important. So, I would appreciate it if you could kindly cut the bullshit and take this seriously."

Surgeon: *walks in while carrying Augustus* "Which one of you told this moron to find me?"

Neurologist: *thinking to self* "Why the hell did it have to be him?"

Doctor: "She did. We need your help."

Jasmine: *fearful* "W-what happened to him? Why is Auggie dripping blood?!"

Surgeon: *places Augustus on a nearby bed* "He ran into the Intensive Care Unit yelling that he needed a surgeon, then when he saw me, he ran full speed in my direction and spilled blood all over himself… the blood was for a transfusion I was doing, so I got pissed and shoved a needle full of sedatives into his arm. He won't be waking up anytime soon."

Jasmine: "You monster! How could you pump more drugs into him? Do you have any idea how drugged up he already is?!"

Surgeon: "I put him to sleep because he was yelling at me to save a girl named Jasmine and he refused to kindly shut the fuck up like I asked him too, so he got to enjoy some powerful muscle relaxant and then silently doze off. I got back to saving a patient he nearly killed and I got her number as a thank you from her hot sister." *looks at the doctor and neurologist, then grins* "Did somebody get laid or am I dreaming because I never thought I would see my best friend blushing next to my-"

Neurologist: *yelling* "Shut the hell up and listen!" *points to Jasmine* "We need to do tests on this girl before we can even think of releasing her… either you shut up and help out or I will make life at home miserable for you got it."

Surgeon: "You wouldn't be able to resist m-"

Neurologist: "Do you really want to try my patience?" *glares*

Surgeon: *confidence disappears* "No sweetie."

Doctor: "Any particular reason why he just called you sweetie?"

Neurologist: *looks away from doctor* "You going to stand there and ask questions or are you going to bring Jasmine to the MRI machine?"

Surgeon: "Come on pansy lets go."

Doctor: "Quit calling me that already… since when have you turned into a coward?"

Surgeon: "Since… shut the hell up and help me already."

Doctor and Surgeon: *carefully bring Jasmine over to the MRI machine in the neurologist's main medical room*

Augustus: *struggling to stand* "Where are you taking her? What is going on?"

Neurologist: "How are you even able to stand? With all the drugs in your system you should have been out like a light."

Augustus: "The surgeon only stuck me with a needle that was halfway filled..." *dozes off*

Neurologist: *tilts head* "Did this dumbass really fall asleep while talking to me?" *walks over to Augustus and gives him a light slap* "Wake up moron!"

Augustus: *startled* "I'm up! Oh, Hi! How is Jasmine doing? Was the surgery successful? Where is she?"

Neurologist: "You sound so high and pathetic right now." *walks over to a nearby desk and takes out $50, then walks back to Augustus* "Here, go buy Jasmine some flowers and chocolates… make sure to take a shower first." *shoves Augustus out into the empty hallway* "Now get the hell out of here and don't come back for 5 hours. If you are lucky we can all go on a double date." *slams the door shut behind Augustus and locks it*

Augustus: *blinks* "What kind of mind altering drugs did the surgeon give me that could make all of this seem normal?" *shrugs* "Meh, I'll just go do what the hottie told me to do. Hey! Does anybody know where to find a shower? …oh right, we are the only ones on this floor right now. Well that just means there is no one to stop me from finding a shower on my own." *goes off to find a shower and get ready for his 'date' with Jasmine*