Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 26

Neurologist: *walks into her medical room, but can't help looking back*

Doctor: "I know something is on your mind… is there any way you can tell us about it?"

Neurologist: *turns towards Jasmine* "You ready?"

Doctor: *disappointed sigh* "I didn't think so."

Jasmine: *trembling nervously* "Oh sure. I'm perfectly fine right now. Let's go do this already."

Surgeon: "Sorry cutie, but your words do not match the way your body moves. Better luck next time."

Doctor: "Is there anything we can do to calm you down?"

Jasmine: *still trembling* "Yeah tell me what this big scary looking machine is going to do?"

Neurologist: "MRI stands for Magnetic Resonance Imaging. This machine over here uses radio waves and magnets to scan your body and take images. I will then use the scanned images to figure out what is wrong with you and these idiots will help keep you company by talking to you. There is absolutely zero reason for you to have a panic attack."

Surgeon: "So don't worry you big baby, we'll protect you from the big bad metal monster." *starts laughing*

Doctor: "You could try being more sensitive. Can't you see she is scared and you aren't helping at all." *to Jasmine* "We are right here and no matter what happens you won't be alone."

Jasmine: *puts her hand on the doctor's shoulder* "I like that you are being very sweet to me, but you are not my type. Sorry for breaking your heart."

Surgeon: *starts laughing and grabs his sides* "Hahaha, rejected by a high school brat. How does it feel, pansy? Haha-"

Neurologist: *slaps the surgeon* "Probably the same way it felt when you got rejected. You lousy jerk." *walks over to Jasmine and grabs her shoulders, and angrily says* "I don't like hurting little girls, but if you move around while the MRI machine is scanning you, then we will get a bunch of useless scans and end up wasting more time. You think that machine is scary?" *points to the MRI machine* "That machine over there is going to help us find out what is wrong with you and we will do our best to make sure you get to see your boyfriend again. If you don't want him, I'll take him… do I make myself clear?"

Jasmine: *quietly* "Yes."

Neurologist: "I said: Do I make myself clear?!" *tightens grip*

Jasmine: *starts shaking* "Yes! I-I'll be good." *closes eyes* "Please don't hurt me. I was only scared because my legs felt numb earlier, but that won't really matter if my arms are broken too."

Neurologist: *realizes what she has done, loosen her grip, and brings Jasmine in for a hug* "I won't hurt you… I just want you to get better so I can send you home. I want you and that moron to be happy together and I won't take no for an answer. If you can't be brave for us, then be brave for him."

Doctor: "Just to be clear I wasn't asking her out on a date."

Surgeon: *puts arm around the doctor's shoulders* "Sorry buddy, but no one gives a rat's ass about your fantasies of going out with high school girls."

Doctor: "Hey! I don't have fantasies of-"

Radiologist: "Shut up and kiss him already! We all know you want to!"

Surgeon: *removes arm from the doctor's shoulders* "Shut the hell up and get the fuck out. Actually babe, you can stay and give these hugging hotties some love." *turns to the doctor* "You can give us some privacy. I'll be showing them my kind of healing." *wink*

Doctor: *blushing* "Ugh, you are absolutely disgusting! Why do you have to be such a perverted pig?"

Surgeon: "Takes one to know one, pedo."

Doctor: "I'm not a pedo. What the hell is wrong with you?"

Surgeon: "I actually get the girls instead of just fantasizing about them. Also, I heard no argument about you being a perverted pig." *smirk*

Doctor: "That's it I'm going to-"

Radiologist: "Just grab his ass, kiss him passionately, and show him how much you love him already!"

Doctor: "I'm not gay! What do I have to do to prove that I'm not gay?!"

Radiologist: "There is nothing wrong with being gay. Just ask my closet lesbian friend over here." *points to the neurologist*

Jasmine: *calms down* "Okay, I'm pretty sure I can handle being brave… this isn't the first time I decided to be brave for him, you know. Also, who is that girl over there that's calling you a lesbian?" *points to radiologist*