Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 27

Neurologist: *releases the hug and starts walking to another room, behind glass* "It won't be the last time either, I can promise you that much." *whispers* "She is the closest thing I have to a friend right now… ever since my break-up with a certain jerk."

Jasmine: "Oh, am I sensing some bitterness from you?"

Neurologist: "You'll be feeling a slap from me if you don't shut up."

Jasmine: "Ooh, definitely some bitterness. Who was it? Who was the one you decided to be brave for?"

Neurologist: "Your mom, now lie on your back and hold still you little runt."

Doctor: "Hey that is not how you talk to patients."

Surgeon: "What's that? Do you want her to get you some digits?"

Doctor: "No, I don't want a high school girl's phone number."

Surgeon: "That is because you are a fag. Deal with it."

Doctor: "You are a terrible excuse for a-"

Neurologist: *shocks everyone in the room by waking over to the doctor and giving him a kiss, then looks over to the surgeon* "So I heard you mentioning somebody being gay? I'm sure you could find somebody special to spend your lonely nights with because we're done. You'll find some divorce papers on your desk that will put an end to our loveless marriage."

Surgeon: *devastated expression* "Buh? It's not loveless I-I love you very much. Come on you know that is true babe. Don't you?"

Neurologist: "I can't say the same about you. It didn't help that I kept hearing about all these girls you go out with and the fact you have the number of a blood transfusion patient's sister, just confirms everything I have heard."

Surgeon: "But I wasn't cheating on you."

Neurologist: "Even if I believed that, it doesn't change all the sneaking around behind my back. I'll be sure to find you a nice boyfriend that could heal your broken heart. Oh, by the way, you were never more than a crush to me."

Jasmine: "Ooh, a fatal blow to the surgeon's ego has been successfully delivered by the reigning champ: The Neurologist and the crowd goes wild." *makes sounds of audience going wild* "So between the runner-up from this year(surgeon) and the runner-up from the past(doctor), who would you marry first if you had a do-over on life? Who out of these two lovely jerks do you consider the number one guy in your life?"

Neurologist: *angrily* "If you know what is good for you then you will shut up and lie on your back, Jasmine."

Jasmine: *lies on her back* "You know I won't stop asking until I get a truthful answer. What is it going to hurt to tell me who the number one guy in your life was?"

Neurologist: *starts up the MRI machine* "More than it hurts your mother when she has to listen to your constant questions. Now seriously, shut up or I will stop the MRI and tape your mouth shut."

Surgeon: "Hey kid! She isn't kidding about doing that… I'll pay you $20 to start thrashing around and calling her names!" *tearfully* "I need a good pick me up right now."

Doctor: "Don't do it! He doesn't have any money with him!" *looks to Paulo* Aww, does somebody need a hug? I'm here for you if you have a change of heart."

Jasmine: "Why are you yelling? I can hear just fine and no I don't want a hug from a pedo."

Doctor: "I wasn't talking to you Jasmine, I was talking to one of my friends who is hurting right now. I just want to make the pain go away."

Jasmine: "If you are trying to make a case that you are not gay, then you are failing miserably."

Surgeon: *gives the doctor a tight hug* "Thanks, but if you hurt her…" *starts hugging the doctor tighter than the doctor would like* "I'll be the one crushing you, got it?" *releases the doctor and goes to a corner, with tears flowing down his face*

Jasmine: "The gayness level is over…" *notices that somebody left the room* "Hey, did the neurologist just leave? I heard footsteps and a door open and close."

Neurologist: *thinking to self * "Where is that damn tape?" *hears knocking and walks over to the door* "Who the hell is knocking at this time of night?" *opens door and sees a gun pointed at her head*