Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 28

Alejandro: "Remember me Blue Eyes? I sure do remember you." *strokes her hair with his free hand*

Neurologist: "Yeah, I remember chipping your tooth, scratching your face up, and kicking your ass back when I was still in 8th grade. Does any of that sound familiar you little bitch?"

Alejandro: "Still as feisty and sexy as ever. How about I teach you some manners… better yet how about we put that mouth of yours to good use?"

Neurologist: "How about I kick you between the legs so you can remember the good old times of me putting you on your knees?"

Alejandro: "Forget what happens when you don't do as you are told, girlie?" *closes eyes and shakes his head* "Guess I'll have to show you."

Neurologist: *kicks the gun out of his hand* "Did you forget what happens when you underestimate me?!" *sprints at him and does a spin kick*

Alejandro: "Oh, Fuuu-" *takes a powerful kick to the face and decides that now would be a good time to run for his life*

Doctor: *walks in* "Umm, something is wrong with Jasmine could you-"

Neurologist: "That was the guy that tried to rape me in 8th grade... end him!"

Doctor: "He's dead!" *starts sprinting* "I'm not letting you get away asshole!"

Neurologist: "Bring back what is left of him!" *calms herself and then goes to the other room to check on Jasmine* "What is wrong with her now?"

Surgeon: "We are not talking anymore. Go talk to your new fiancée or whatever you are calling him."

Neurologist: "You know that creep with the scar on his face from that alley? Yeah, he was stupid enough to point a gun at me and not put a bullet in my skull."

Surgeon: "Where the hell is this bastard I'll kill him for trying to kill you!"

Radiologist: "What happened to 'we are not talking anymore' or did you just forget, Romeo?"

Surgeon: "Shut up. I don't care if she isn't my girl anymore, if somebody threatens her they will have to deal with me."

Neurologist: "He is probably dealing with getting his head stomped on… that is what he did to him when we were in that alley. You probably don't remember since you were busy crying like a baby in the corner because of your stupid phobia."

Surgeon: "Okay first, I was a kid that got surrounded in a park by dogs… how am I not going to be scared of barking after being attacked by a dog that was bigger than me? Second, I'm not the one that is scared to go near a pool or any big enough body of water. If you want to talk about a stupid phobia, let's talk about that one. Third, What the Fuck! You let the pansy, who nearly got killed by that bastard, go after him? I thought you were in love with him or something? Fourth, if that pansy dies can we get back together… please?"

Radiologist: "A little girl's life is in danger and you two are more worried about some silly drama? Can you 2 drop the drama for one minute and focus?"

Neurologist: *walks over to Jasmine* "She is just sleeping. She clearly had a long day and needs some rest. I'll go check if Jasmine had any unusual brain activity." *Checks the scans from the MRI machine* "This day just can't get any worse can it? If he tells me that creep got away, I will choke somebody."

Surgeon: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Neurologist: "Well, I can't choke the patient or her boyfriend, the Bittersweet Hospital is nearly empty, I'm not going to choke my best friend or the boy I had a crush on since before I even knew what a crush was… that leaves the guy I just divorced."

Radiologist: "Why do you have to choke anyone at all?"

Neurologist: "I was told by my psychiatrist that it is not a good idea to hold onto my anger and that I need to release it in a more constructive way. Choking somebody that pissed me off seems pretty damn constructive."

Surgeon: "I always knew you were crazy for me babe, but not this kind of crazy."

Neurologist: "Call me crazy again… go ahead and make my day."

Surgeon: "You are a fucking lunatic that needs to be put into a mental hospital. Did you think that sounded hot enough babe?"

Neurologist: "Not as hot as this." *pushes the surgeon against the wall, lowers his defenses with a kiss, then eases her hands around his neck and starts choking him* "Does this excite you as much as it excites me?"

Surgeon: *doesn't even make an attempt to do anything* "I'm s-sorry." *passes out*