Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 32

Doctor: "Look at what you did?! Look at Jasmine now, you probably-"

Augustus: *gets up and starts running at the neurologist* "You killed her!" *jumps and kicks her*

Neurologist: *blocks his kick, but staggers back* "Wait I-" *tries to grab him, but he jumps back and lands on his feet*

Augustus: *runs and kicks her in the sides* "I don't want to hear anymore of your lies or excuses. I'll make you pay for what you just did." *tries to punch her, but his punch is caught*

Neurologist: "Just cool it and listen to me for one minute."

Augustus: "No! I won't forgive you for taking her from me!"

Doctor: *grabs Augustus' free arm from behind* "Wait this isn't what it looks like."

Augustus: "Bite me." *kicks the neurologist away into a desk, grabs the doctor, and pins him to the wall* "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't put an end to your girlfriend's life and avenge the death of my girlfriend?"

Doctor: *nervously* "Guh! I-I have 3 r-reasons."

Augustus: "They better be good or else."

Doctor: "Well, I uh, the neurologist is not my girlfriend yet… we just like each other enough to try going on our first date."

Augustus: "It. Is. A. Date. Get over yourself already and admit you like her more than you let on. What are the other reasons?"

Doctor: "I have never known the neurologist to give up already and as we speak she is getting ready to kick your sorry behind to the ground."

Augustus: "I'll deal with her soon enough. As long as I dodge her hits, then all I really have to do is survive and let her tire herself out. Oh and if she tries punching me right now, all she will accomplish is hurting you… yet again proving how predictable she is."

Neurologist: "Well if I am so predictable then what I am about to do next is really damn obvious." *gets up and walks towards Augustus, then sighs* "I'm… sorry. There, are you happy asshole?"

Augustus: *shocked and loosens his grip on the doctor* "You actually think that saying sorry is going to make up for what you have done? You arrogant bitch." *starts crying* "This doesn't bring back my angel to me."

Doctor: "Neither would getting revenge or trying to avenge her. Besides, you never heard my third point."

Augustus: "Like it matters now… nothing matters anymore."

Jasmine: "Not even me?"

Augustus: *completely lets go of the doctor, runs over to Jasmine, and gives her a hug* "H-how are you alive right now?"

Doctor: "My third point was going to be that the neurologist changed where here punch was going to land and she hit the wall next to Jasmine. Your girlfriend was just so scared that she fainted."

Jasmine: "Well who wouldn't be scared of a punch that could do that?" *point to the wall with cracks in it* "That punch is a punch that could crack skulls." *looks at Augustus* "I'm glad I was here to save you."

Augustus: "Heh, like I needed saving."

Jasmine: "Admit it. The neurologist outsmarted you and you would have been dead if I didn't show up."

Augustus: "I guess I can say I have a guardian angel watching over me." *smiles at Jasmine* "You'll still be around after all of this… right?"

Jasmine: "Of course, why would I leave a nice guy like you?"

Augustus: "You wouldn't be saying that if you saw what I just did to them." *points to the neurologist and the doctor*

Doctor: "You didn't need to be so rough on us."

Augustus: "Sorry, I just thought that she hurt Jasmine and I understandably got upset."

Neurologist: "No, you assumed that I would harm an innocent girl for no damn reason. You then proceeded to piss me off and then have the nerve to go after my friend."

Jasmine: "Please let it go, both of you. Whatever is making you 2 made just let it go already. I can tell it has something more to do with the sexual tension in the air. So get it over with and move on."

Neurologist: "What the fuck are you talking about? I'm just pissed at him for looking like such a punk and bringing his girlfriend beaten and battered up. He should at least try to do a better job protecting you."

Augustus: "I'm just tired of being near presumptuous assholes all day long. You seem to be my only escape from the idiots I meet in my day to day life. Oh and I kind of kissed the radiologist, but that was only because of the doctor over here hitting me from behind. She wanted me to take her for a 'ride' and my first thought was to get her off and then apologize to you for even being in that situation."

Jasmine: "Well at least you were smart enough to tell me. Although I will pay you $100 if you make out with the neurologist and then the doctor, right in front of me."

Neurologist: *looks at Jasmine* "Oh so that's how you want to be... well 2 can play at this game." *grabs some money from a nearby drawer, then walks over to Augustus and Jasmine* "I'll give you $1000 each if you have sex with her right here."

Augustus and Jasmine: "WHAT?!