Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 33

Jasmine: "You think you could pay us to do that?! Auggie, go on and tell her how insane that is."

Neurologist: "I'll even pay for all of your medical bills if we can watch you and I'll even throw in a place for you two to stay if we can join. What do you say?"

Augustus: "Is the radiologist going to join as well?"

Neurologist: "Do you want her to?"

Augustus: "Only if she is willing to ease up some of angel's resistance to this idea."

Jasmine: "Oh you are lucky I'm not asking for a break up already. Seriously, I ran with an injured foot to save you and this is what it gets me?"

Neurologist: "No this is what you get for trying to piss me off. What did you think was going to happen if you made a bet? Especially one involving me kissing him… you are lucky I'm not asking him to lick your ass." *licks Jasmine's ear* "Shall we get started?"

Jasmine: *pushes the neurologist away* "Get away you… you psycho."

Neurologist: "Is that anyway to thank me for saving you? Come on let's play."

Doctor: "Stop it! Can't you see you are just scaring her by acting like such a creep?"

Neurologist: "Aww come on! I was just playing around. Can't you let us have some fun?"

Augustus: "Even I think this joke has gone on long enough." *hugs Jasmine* "Don't worry we were just messing around… it's not like she sounded like she was being serious anyways."

Neurologist: "Oh, I was. Well about the giving you a place to stay in, inviting this idiot and my 'friend' as well, and I was definitely being serious about the paying for your medical bills part. I just added some creepiness to my voice. Damn it, I should have printed out a fake contract that way it would have seemed more official."

Everyone else: *stares at her for sounding serious*

Neurologist: "What? I am being serious, just look at these 2. They showed up to this hospital on their own, they have not made an attempt to phone their parents, and it looks like they have been on the run for a while."

Augustus: "What the hell makes you think that last part is true?"

Neurologist: "Tattered clothes, creep from my past showing up looking for you, a corrupt cop that disappeared after nearly killing you… take your pick dumbass."

Augustus: "That doesn't mean we are on the run."

Neurologist: "It means one of you is and the other doesn't have a clue… or you really suck at taking your girlfriend out on a date."

Jasmine: "We haven't even had our first date yet… unless you count the tag battle we had in the alley or the crazy drive over here."

Augustus: "Well, that just brought up a couple of questions. How are we going to get home and do we even want to knowing that our parents wouldn't approve of our relationship? Maybe it might be better if we took the neurologist's offer?"

Jasmine: "You seriously can't be considering this… can you?"

Augustus: "She was nice enough to offer us a chance to go on a double date with her and thanks to her kindness I was able to grab…" *walks out for a moment and comes in holding a bouquet of flowers and some chocolate in a heart container* "these are for you Jasmine. I hope you like them."

Jasmine: *shocked* "How… when did you have time to do something so sweet for me?"

Augustus: "Back when you were being put into the MRI machine the neurologist was worried about something… she told me to take a shower and gave me money to buy you some flowers and chocolates. Now I'm wondering what the hell she was so worried about that she needed me gone for a few hours." *looks to the neurologist* "Anything you want to say before I tell the radiologist about your plan?"

Neurologist: "What would telling her about my plan accomplish?"

Augustus: "Nothing… unless I mentioned that you came up with it as an excuse to eat out her favorite friend. I'm sure she would not let you hear the end of it." *smirks*

Neurologist: "Maybe I should remind you what happens when people piss me off."

Augustus: "Should I remind you that Jasmine is the one that needs to know?"

Jasmine: "Yeah, I'm your patient… so you can't keep secrets from me."

Augustus: "Doctor-patient confidentiality and all that other bullshit."

Doctor: *irritated look* "That just means we can't disclose info that pertains to the patients, to other people."

Jasmine: "In other words it is girl talk time and you boys need to beat it."

Radiologist: *devious smile* "So which boy is beating it?"

Neurologist: *blushes* "That is not what she meant. Can you get your mind out of the gutter and leave us alone for a while? I have something to tell my patient."

Radiologist: "Oh no. Umm, come on guys I'll go buy you some ice cream."

Doctor: "We are men so don't treat us like little kids… can I have a double scoop?"

Augustus: "Way to fold like a house of cards. You won't get me that easily temptress."

Radiologist: "I'll bring you to a nice store where you can buy your girlfriend a gift."

Augustus: "This doesn't change anything… let's go."