Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 46

Augustus: "Okay how about you go fuck that bitch…" *points to the neurologist* "already since we all know you want to and she is more than willing to screw you senseless on the nearest flat surface."

Neurologist: "What's your point, dumbass?"

Doctor: *simultaneously with the neurologist* "She wouldn't want to, dumbass." *He looks at her in surprise since she didn't flat out deny it*

Neurologist: *notices the doctor's look of surprise and then blushes* "What makes you think I wouldn't want to try something like that with an idiot like you?" *looks away*

Doctor: "Well your tone for starters, the way you act around me, and the fact you always insult me. Maybe it has something to with me getting injured anytime I tried to do anything?"

Neurologist: "Anytime you got close I got nervous… and anytime I try to get close to you, I get pushed away… I'm not exactly encouraged to trust you at all… much less tell you how I feel again… not after last time."

Doctor: "I guess your recent courage means that the conversation you had with my son was a good one… any reason why he was passed out when you showed up?"

Neurologist: "Nope, no reason at all."

Augustus: "Bullshit!"

Radiologist: *walks straight to Augustus and grabs him by the sides of his face* "Listen here you arrogant asshole, these 2 over here look closer to being friends in the past few hours than they have since high school! Fuck that up and you'll wish the neurologist finished you up… got it!?"

Augustus: "Yes I got it."

Radiologist: "GOOD."

Jasmine: "Wow, this is the first time I've seen you scared."

Augustus: "Normally, I just don't give a fuck, but did you see the eyes on that bitch? See looked like she was about to rape me and lock me up in a dungeon to use me whenever she pleases… thanks, but no thanks… I'd rather have somebody closer to my age try that." *stares at Jasmine and smirks* "Get the message?"

Jasmine: "The safe word will be: Chopsticks… oh and I'll make sure to drown you in my love before you get a chance to use it 'kay?" *smiles and tilts her head*

Augustus: "You've given this some thought haven't you?"

Jasmine: "Maybe." *grins and giggles*

Augustus: "Since when has my angel been so naughty?"

Neurologist: "Can you 2 shut the fuck up for a minute? Can't you see we are trying to have a moment over here?"

Jasmine: "Get a room and make babies in it if you have to, but leave us alone to cuddle for as long as we feel like."

Doctor: "Cuddle? Sounds like you want to do a lot more than cuddle."

Mitch: "Ugh where am I?"

Neurologist: "With your daddy and your new mommy. We are going to have a lot of fun together." *licks his ears and whispers* "Scared yet?"

Mitch: "I think I'm 5 seconds from peeing myself, please put me down."

Neurologist: *puts Mitch on the ground and watches him speed off to the nearest bathroom* "He is one speedy son of a bitch."

Doctor: "Hey that's no way to talk about his mother!"

Neurologist: *grabs the doctor* "I was talking about you, because now that I have my hands around you, I'm not going to let go until you become my obedient little bitch."

Doctor: *tries to loosen her grip* "No way! I won't let you use me as you see fit again."

Neurologist: *grabs his hands, locks his legs, and pins him against the floor; looks at everyone with a deadly look* "Everyone. Out. Now."

Everyone else: "Yeah, I'm out." *Jasmine helps out Augustus out of the bed and everyone starts walking away from the terrifying site*

Doctor: "W-wait you can't leave me here… p-please?"

Radiologist: "Uhh, you saw what she did to Augustus, right? Oh and even with all those drugs in her system she still managed to throw a powerful punch that knocked out Mitch when he tried to wake her up. Yeah, besides I have wanted you 2 to be together for so long… at least this way you'll be together to the end."

Mitch: "What?! I thought they wanted to talk about adult things?"

Augustus: "You see what she did to me? Yeah your daddy is next."

Jasmine: "Auggie, maybe she wants to talk to her soon to be lover... in private."

Augustus: *skeptical look on his face* "Those eyes say, 'I am gonna rape and/or kill anyone around me' … which is different from what you are seeing, 'Hey big boy, we both love each other, let's celebrate by fucking like rabbits during mating season' big difference there."

Neurologist: "I think the eyes say, 'Get the fuck out before I kill you all' take the hint because I have some business to tend to… oh and if any of you try listening in… you won't regret it since you'll be dead."

Everyone else: *they all walk out don't turn back; Paula and Mitch decide to turn around and walk back in*

Paula: "Well can I stay and watch?"

Neurologist: "No, now go play with Mitch outside."

Mitch: "Are you going to hurt my dad?"

Neurologist: "… no, we are just going to play for a while just like you 2 will once you leave." *gives the kids a (fake) smile*