Laughing at death with love in our hearts

Chapter 2

Sitting up in the attic, Zim continues to pack boxes into his boot cruiser, gir running around relentlessly. As he hears the doorbell ring from downstairs, he freezes.

"The Dib..."

He quickly turns around and grabs the little insane android by the thin coil antenna atop his head. "Gir, I need you to listen carefully! Go down into the labs and release the secret weapon!"

Eyes momentarily turning red like a traffic light, the robot salutes. "Yes my master!" He says before running off to complete his given task.

While sitting in front of the strange green house, Dib notices some shadows moving about in attic window. He then kneels down and grabs some pebbles and begins to start pelting the window.

Growling in frustration, Zim marches over to the window. Slamming it open, he catches a pebble midair and throws it back at the Dibs head.

"Ow! Ya know, I wouldn't have to do this if you answered your door, you ass!"

"And i wouldn't have to do this if you wouldn't resort to throwing stones!"

"And yet, this all still resorts back to you not answering your damn door!"

Zims eyes narrow into a deathly glare. "FINE!" He yells at the other and makes his way down stairs and answers the door to be met with the boys fist hitting his eye, causing him to stumble backwards and fall on his ass.

Dib walks in as Zim stumbles, shutting the door behind him. Quickly getting back to his feet, Zim decides to kick Dib in the knee, causing the other to fall to the floor. "Ow! Yousonofabitch!" He yanks off the others wig and grabs onto his antenna as he falls to his knees.

Zim falling to his knees as well, he scratches at dibs hand. "Let go! Let go!"

Bringing his mouth vary close to his antenna he shouts "why should I!?"

Wincing in pain, he brings dibs hand down and bites into it. "Because I ordered you!"

Whimpering a bit, doesn't dare loosen his grip on the aliens antenna. "nhg! Doesn't mean I have to listen to you!"

Going lax the alien stops biting the others hand "Let... go."

"not until you apologize for that little stunt you pulled in the bathroom at lunch."

"Never..."

Tightening his grip, he gives the other a stern glare. "then I'll never let go." Zim wincing at the grip on his gentle feeler he then starts to purr, but then trys to pull away, causing the other to yank him back. "apologize. Now."

"n-no..." He grunts in pain, but takes a deep breath and screams. "GIR! HURRY!"

Dib begins to twist the feeler in his grasp. "and what is that supposed to mean?" The other not saying a word as he forces the slightest smirk to screw with the other. Griping the long black stalk tighter, twisting the stalk this way and that. "TELL ME! NOW!"

Hissing in pain, Zim glares at Dib. "Why don't you go look for yourself?"

"because I'd rather make you tell me."

A contorted smile cracks the aliens face as hears his insane little android. "Well I'd rather show you"

"what's that supposed to mean?"

As the small robot runs into the area, a mutated chicken in his arms "i gots it masta!"

The furious invaders eyes growing wide, he yells "You idiot! That's not the secret weapon!"

Face, a tell tale sign of shock, the teen then cracks a smile. "a chicken!? Haha! You got all hyped up for... a chicken!?" A histaric laugh bubbles up his throat, as he starts to roll around on the floor. As the other falls atop of him, he continues to laugh. "mph. I don't know weather I wanna feel sorry for you, or kick your ass!"

Struggling to get off the young man below him, clinging to his antenna as cackles. "Irk dammit gir! You're completely useless!" Said sir unit running around screaming as usual.

Noticing the others struggle, he calms his laughing to a low chuckle and sits up. "what's the matter zim?"

The other starts thrashing. "Let go! I said let go!"

"now why would I do that... When this is just so amusing?"

"Why are you so obsessed with my antenna!? Are you trying to tell me your secret infatuation with me!?"

Eyes grow wide as he finally lets go of said antenna. "what!?"

Crawling into the corner farthest away from the human, Zim pointed an accusative finger at him. "You- you have no idea what you've done to me!" Backs away further. "You VIOLATED me!"

"zim! I don't have a clue what the hell your talking about!"

Nervously, Zim tugs at his antenna "Violation! Complete and utter violation of my antenna!" Pulls harshly "They're my second most sensitive appendage!"

Dib covers his face with his hands, trying to hide frustration with himself and slight embarrassment. "ahrg! What! What is this! Why would you have that kind of appendage in a place like that!?"

Standing on shaky legs, Zim replies "Why do you have to go and grab a hold of things that do not belong to you?!"

"to keep you from possibly killing me!"

"YOU were the one to walk into MY home Dib-Thing! YOU were the one that attacked Zim!"

"Because you attacked me in the bathroom at skool!"

"Well if you didn't follow me I wouldn't have attacked!... None of this matters! The issue here is the fact that your filthy little hands groped me!"

Dib rises to his feet as he stares at the other, deep in thought.

Zims eyes narrow. "Do not ignore me!"

Getting frustrated, Dib runs up to the other, grabbing him by his uniform top. "would you shut up!? I'm trying to think!"

Zim, at the same time smacks his hands away "Quit touching me!"

Clawing at his own hair, the human screams at the other "then you have to shut up when I'm trying to think, dipshit!"

Zim crosses his arms with a "hmph", but otherwise does as he's told, Dib giving him a quiet thank you before speaking once more. "now what are we going to do about this...?"

"We tell no one of this.."

"Well obviously, I meant other than that."

The alien shrugging with a reply "This is your fault. Think of something."

"well, it's not like every day you hear you've groped an alien, an enemy no less."

Sighing, Zim said "Do whatever you want Dib-Thing."

Dib, staring at Zim, before he could realize he had done it, is less than an inch away from the other, close enough for their lips to touch, causing the alien to blush deeply before snapping his fingers in front of the others face. "Dib! Quit giving Zim that stupid monkey face!"

Feeling like a whole other person had come over him, Dib spoke softly "well, you did say 'do whatever you want' and I want this." He said, bringing his hand up to the others face so he could mash their lips together.

Zims blush darkening, gives a weak struggle before giving in and kisses back, Dib then swiping his tongue across pale jade lips, begging for entrance.

Zim opening for him, fighting for dominance as soon as the foreign appendage enters his mouth. Dib feeling along ever ridge of his tongue in the fight, Zim growls as he pins the pink flesh down, Dib giving in. Smirking into the kiss, nips at the human tongue, causing the other to mentally crumble before pulling away, a glossy look of lust in his eyes.

Staring at the human, one eye narrowed before nimble fingers reached up and took the tip of his antenna between his fingers, causing him to throw his arms around broad shoulders, deep purs imbedding themselves in his throat.

Dib begins nipping at his neck, loving the soft moans they caused, Zim flicking his tongue across the placid skin on his neck, causing him to harden and moan at the almost scaly feeling on his skin, the other beginning to suck on that same flesh and beginning to grind. Dib moans and pulls away. "please dear god tell me you have a bedroom."

Zim stares into dibs with glossy eyes of his own. "T-Top level of the house" he breathed out.

"then I suggest we go there..."

-a/n: just a little warning. Next chapters smut. Thanks for reading! :D-