Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 56

Doctor: *wakes up and groans; groggily* "I expected heaven to have more angels in it… how come you're the only one I see… oh you have a kid with you that's kind of cool."

Neurologist: *puts down Paula on the ground gently, slaps the doctor hard, and grabs his shoulders* "I don't need you in a damn daze right now. Wake the fuck up and focus!"

Doctor: "Okay I'm up, I'm up. Sheesh, what's up with you today?"

Neurologist: *picks up Paula and hands her to him* "She has internal bleeding and the hospital is too far away from her for me to make it in time to do anything. The others are back in the hospital and I just need you to bring her there."

Doctor: "But I-"

Neurologist: "Please. She's just a kid."

Doctor: "Can you help me up?"

Neurologist: *helps the doctor to his feet, but notices them shaking a bit* "Hey, are you alright."

Doctor: *lying through his teeth* "Yeah, I'm fine." *runs off towards the hospital*

Neurologist: "Something seems off… oh well it's too late to catch him and I need to find a phone so I can call the cops on these idiots." *after a few minutes of searching for a phone she actually found a cop car with a male cop and a female cop on patrol* "Hey, I have something you need to see."

Both cops: "Is that blood on you?"

Neurologist: "Yes so are you going to follow me or just stay there staring at me like idiots? Here's an idea you 2 can use bring the car and call in some back up while you still can, okay?" *runs off back to where the attackers are*

Female cop: "I'll follow the cute girl and you call in back-up." *runs after the neurologist*

Male cop: "Aww, but I wanted to stare at the crazy girl's ass." *grumbles* "How come she gets to have all the fun and I get stuck making boring phone calls?" *uses the police radio to call in back up*

Neurologist: *stops right where all the bodies are knocked unconscious* "Here we go now we can finally get some justice."

Female cop: *follows the neurologist and is shocked by the sight she sees; counts 35 bodies on the ground and then takes out her gun* "Freeze and put your hands in the air!" *shakily points the gun at the neurologist and reaches for her badge* "I'm from the Maraschino police department and you are under arrest!"

Neurologist: "What? You're arresting me? Okay, tell me what the hell I did."

Female cop: "You are under arrest for killing these men."

Neurologist: "I didn't kill shit."

Female cop: "Then explain to me why there are several people here that are bleeding puddles of blood and why you have some on you. I count 35 people here and more than half of them are bleeding. Explain that."

Neurologist: "… Fuck! There's supposed to be 37 of these idiots here."

Female cop: "So you don't deny that this was your handiwork?"

Neurologist: "What? No, this wasn't me."

Female cop: "Who else do you see around here cutie? It's just you, me and all these unconscious guys. Did one of them break your heart is that why you attacked all of them?"

Neurologist: "This is bullshit." *turns around and starts walking back to the hospital*

Female cop: *fires a shot in the air* "That's your last warning, hands where I can see them and get on your knees."

Neurologist: *raises both hands in the air and flips her off* "You want the truth? Check the blood on my body and compare it to the blood of all these other scumbags. I have no cuts, no scars, no piercings, nowhere for blood to come out of my body that could reach my face. So if this blood doesn't match me or any of the people here then you have to let me go. Right?"

Female cop: "Of course. I believe that you are innocent, but I need to get the full story to my boss and that involves some cooperation from you. Okay, cutie?"

Neurologist: "Why the hell are you calling me cutie?"

Female cop: "Because you look pretty damn cute, now will you take the compliment and quit giving me that pissed off look?"

Neurologist: "Maybe if you can give me a ride."

Female cop: *blushes; whispers* "Sure, you could ride me all night long."

Neurologist: "Excuse me I didn't quite get that. Can you speak a little louder?"

Female cop: *shakes head* "Yeah, I'll take you anywhere." *sighs; thinks to herself* "Well that was close."

Neurologist: "Come on weirdo let's go for that ride."

Female cop: "You know, I can and will handcuff you and take you to my apartment sooner or later."

Neurologist: "You need to speak louder like this!"

Female cop: "I said I can take you to my apartment for a while if you want to have a place to rest and eat for a while… maybe wash up too?!"