A/N: Episode three has arrived! And I'm tired. Going to answer some reviews before I fall asleep again.
Snore…
Reishin Amara: The Bitch came back…
LostMagic564: Minato assumes they will all have to be familiars in some capacity, whether or not this happens remains to be seen. Louise is a classic example of a psychotic form of narcissism, there isn't much hope for her, even in canon plotlines with Saito. How bad she gets it will remain to be seen as well.
Argorok/Talesfanjmf: Thanks =)
Hardcorefan/Unknown Being: I'm going to updating this whenever I can for now, but that won't be very often sadly. That being said I am going to put those updates out there for you all. I know how you love your chapters =P
Ren Tsugami: More shall come as time permits. I just found work and I'll be able to focus on this before I start the job in June.
Well, time to get this train wreck started . . . when I wake up in the morning. See you all then!
Dorms
Minato pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration; the little witch was just as irritating as could be, even if they had returned. "The girl owes us a lot, yet she continues to act like a complete ass towards everyone." The Sekirei nodded, "No one treats my girls badly, not any more. It's time we make a life for ourselves here in this world, and make her life as difficult as possible."
The first sentence of Minato's second statement got a blush out of all of them on cue, earning a small smile from the veteran Ashikabi. He motioned for them to follow, and they took up positions right behind him as they began to talk about where they would stay the night.
Kusano was skipping down the hallway, "We should spend tonight outside big brother!"
Matsu crossed her arms, "It's too cold out tonight Ku-Chan, we could just sleep here in the lobby."
"Thou were a smaller building for the service staff, perhaps we could retire there," Tsukiumi proposed, earning nods of approval from Kazehana and Homura.
A light bulb appeared over Musubi's head, "Why don't we go back-."
"NO!"
Musubi frowned, with small tears growing on the outer edges of her vision, "But why?"
Minato came up to Musubi and embraced her, "That little girl is cruel, and harsh. She even tried to whip us for leaving her here earlier today. Do you want to get whipped by a little girl Musubi? It'd be like giving up a chance to fight-."
Musubi drew her fist towards her chest, "I'll never give up a chance to fight!"
Minato cocked his head to the side, "Didn't think so. Anyhow, let's head on downstairs, we'll see if we can find ourselves a bed for the night."
As the group shuffled down the narrow stairs they slowed when a set of two young voices emerged.
"You would really try one of my Soufflés Lord Guiche?"
"Why of course Miss Katie, I would gladly sample your fine cuisines."
Matsu couldn't help but snicker, "Either he is so full of himself he appears confident, or she's so stupid that she is actually falling for it."
The rest of the group laughed quietly as they continued to make their way down the steps.
"I have to ask Lord Guiche, is there anything between you and Miss Montmorency?"
"Of course not my dear Katie, you are the only rose I bloom for."
Kazehana took that moment to burst out laughing, causing the rest of the group (except Kusano, who remained completely lost to the situation they were witnessing) to chortle hopelessly, earning the attention of both lesser nobles.
"What is so funny commoner?"
The remarkable change in attitude from laughter to irritated silence proved only to make both nobles sweat drop humorously, Katie was most afraid though.
"What is with those . . . those . . . tits!?"
The Sekirei all went onto their tip toes and dropped back down, bouncing their bountiful bosoms in unison, earning a look of horror and jealousy from Katie; and a gawk from Guiche along with a notable bulge down the left side of his trousers, along with a growing spot of moisture.
Matsu put her hand of her mouth and began to breathe in a deep, Darth Vader voice, "Your body betrays you Padawan."
The rest of the group looked towards Matsu with confusion until she pointed at Guiche's crotch, and all sets of eyes in the room were drawn by dotted line to the clearly aroused genitalia. Katie blushed immediately and brought a hand to her mouth as she gasped, "Lord Guiche . . ."
Guiche seemed confused as he looked down, paused for a moment before turning beet red and running off towards his room, screaming as he went.
The rest of the group turned back to a still crimson colored Katie, who slowly, shamefully walked back into her room, and the Sekirei could hear her sobbing gently.
Matsu grinned, "Another virgin ruined."
"You mean virgins Matsu?" Kazehana quipped candidly.
Kusano cocked her head to the side, "Big brother, what's a virgin?"
Homura immediately began coughing as the rest of the Sekirei clearly became uncomfortable with where this series of events was taking them. Minato frowned as Matsu turned to her Ashikabi, "We'll need to have that talk eventually Minato."
He noticeably facepalmed, "Don't remind me. Let's head down to the servant quarters and get some rest." Several nods acknowledged him as they made their way down to ground floor to find a buxom redhead with another young man.
Kazehana glanced over to the couple, "Nothing we need to worry about, I'm more woman then she'll ever be."
As they continued to walk out into the night Kirche and her date for the night couldn't help but watch as the single man was followed like a duck and her ducklings.
"Strange familiars, wonder why they are leaving. . ."
The group made their way towards the Servant Quarters by only the light of the moon, as all of the school's lanterns were put out after dusk.
"OOMPH!"
The Sekirei and Ashikabi were interrupted from their search as they ran into a maid, who was clearly terrified of the situation. "Please my Ladies! Forgive a simple, commoner maid for my lack of common sense!"
The Sekirei looked at each other nervously and with a serious sense of confusion, "What are you doing groveling? "
"What do you mean my Lady?" The maid looked up at the group, which was partially obscured by darkness.
"What I mean is, we are not these so called nobles, we're familiars, at least Minato is anyhow."
The maid jumped back to her feet and bowed her head, "I meant no disrespect, I heard about a group of human familiars! I'm Siesta; I'm a maid who works here."
Minato smiled, "Hello, I'm Minato; this is Musubi, Matsu, Tsukiumi, Homura, Kazehana and finally Kusano."
Siesta cocked her head to the side, "Those are strange names. Oh! I mean-."
Minato interrupted, "It's fine Miss Siesta, I was hoping we could find a place to sleep tonight, one room for all of us in the servant quarters."
Siesta seemed ready to question Minato's request, but decided against it, "I think we have a spare bunk in my room, if you'd like to stay there."
Minato smiled and scratched his head, 'Another girl I have to share a bedroom with.'
"Thanks!"
The Next Morning
Minato awoke to find his entire harem scattered around him, and somehow Siesta had joined them in the night.
'With her jugs wrapped around my arm, I wonder how much sleep fighting these girls did overnight.'
"Oh, good morn husband." Minato turned towards the whisper to see Tsukiumi in a rather sultry position as she laid next to him.
"Good morning Tsukiumi, did you sleep well?"
"I did my love," she began to blush, "I do wish it were just us in bed sometimes." Minato couldn't help but blush at that, much to Tsukiumi's confusion, "Is something wrong my Ashikabi?" She set her head mere inches from his, as she hugged his free arm with her bust as her right hand was laid across his chest.
Minato's blush grew dramatically; his own arousal was starting to effect his judgment and common sense. He could only hope Tsukiumi didn't recognize-.
"Minato."
He took a noticeable gulp of air, as he turned towards Tsukiumi seeing her face turn crimson not from embarrassment, but from fury, "Y-y-yes Tsukiumi?"
Why is thee trollop woman servant upon your other arm?" He could feel the venom emerging from Tsukiumi and immediately began panicking.
"AND WHY IS THY MANHOOD EXCITED IN HER PRESENCE?!"
"It's not what it looks like-!"
*SWFOOOMP*
Minato took a moment to blink and began to shiver as he and the entire room was covered in water, courtesy of one jealous Sekirei.
Matsu's eyes narrowed, "Was that necessary Tsukiumi? That is a perfectly natural-."
"Tis was necessary! I will let none touch thy Ashikabi!"
After about an hour of clean up, drying, explanations and apologies the group left the Servant Quarters and went towards the dining hall to get some fresh grub. When they walked in, they were absolutely stunned by the sheer amount of food present.
Homura simply remained wide-eyed, the typically stoic Sekirei was shocked by just how much food was on the massive Yew tables that stretched the length of Alviss Hall, "There may be enough food here for Musubi to actually fill up on."
Everyone turned to the Fist-type to see a salivating, twitching Musubi rush for the table, jumping into an empty seat. The speed and cracking of the chair caused all around to jump back as Musubi literally began to shovel food into her mouth, earning looks of horror from the students, faculty, AND the other Sekirei who simply looked on in complete disbelief.
Matsu snapped out of her confusion first, "Maybe Musubi should avoid the Dining Hall from now on."
"Couldn't hurt."
The stomping of feet could be heard from behind the Sekirei, "FAMILIARS!"
Kazehana rolled her eyes, "Great, washboard is back."
Louise screamed in frustration as she pointed her wand at the Sekirei, only to be interrupted as a blast of water slammed into her side, sending her to the floor.
Tsukiumi wasn't having Louise's bullshit, "Listen well thy flat trollop! Doth thee believe thee can point a wand at thy Ashikabi and get away with it?!"
The entire room had turned into silence as the boys watched Tsukiumi's knockers bounce with each syllable, causing wild nosebleeds and bulging pants across the room. At the same time, the female students were absolutely livid that a commoner could have a greater bust then a noblewoman.
Minato sighed loudly, "Tsukiumi, enough. She will learn in time that a human being cannot simply order around another human being."
"Hmph!" Tsukiumi put up her best walk of confidence and left the hall, as the rest of the group followed suit, breasts bouncing along.
After the group had left, the entire female student body glared at the males with a certain gleam in their eyes that only meant trouble.
A/N: Another update for you guys! I do plan on cleaning all these up and reuploading them once I bring this story back to the front burner so to speak. I will make these first three chapters a complete one, and add additional content and fluff to improve it's quality at that time. Secondly, I plan on rewriting Chapter ten of Zero and a Vampire from the final third onward. I feel I missed a lot of potential options for plot advancement, and hope you all take look at the remade chapter when I realize
Some news for everyone, I have closed my opinion poll on both Tiffania's familiar (which was just me being curious), and my next FOZ/X-Over. Nova and Zeratul were effectively tied in scores, which equaled over 40 unique voters in just a month.
My second poll has been decided, and I hereby declare that my next brand new FOZ/X-Over will be a FOZ/Halo crossover. Public opinion was much more mixed on this poll then with Tiffania's familiar, with a significant spread across the votes. For those who didn't see the original poll, options included Bulletstorm, Runescape (both of which were the lowest), and either FOZ/Fallout, or FOZ/Halo.
I'll admit, I am more comfortable with Fallout then I am with Halo, but I am going to say right now, you WILL be seeing an FOZ/Halo from me in the coming months (Release dependent on other stories on rotation currently).
In addition, I have been fortunate enough to find myself an adviser on Muslim religious matters for the Archon of Zero, and will be restarting the story in the near future!
Stay tuned!