Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 57

Neurologist: "No thanks I have more important things to worry about." *walks towards the cop car*

Female cop: *follows her; thinks to self* "Ouch. You didn't have to be so brutally honest you bitch. You… sexy bitch. Out of all the girls I could have been stuck with as my partner, why did I have to end up with a perverted guy?"

Neurologist: "Hey! Wake up!"

Female cop: "What do you want now?!"

Neurologist: "No need to yell. Let's go." *gets into the cop car*

Male cop: "So where are we going?"

Female cop: *sees all the police cars driving by to the scene of the crime*

Neurologist: "You're going to arrest them right?"

Female cop: *irritated* "Yeah." *to the male cop* "We're going back to the precinct."

Neurologist: "Make sure to drop me off by the Bittersweet hospital right over in that direction." *points to the hospital, but watches as the car turns in the other direction* "Where the do you think you are taking me bitch?"

Female cop: *locks all the doors and makes it nearly impossible for the neurologist to escape* "Please, we need to find out what happened back there and you are the only one who is still conscious. We'll talk in the precinct where we can record your testimony. I'm sure whatever you have that is so important can wait for a few hours."

Neurologist: *starts kicking the door once between each word* "No… way… in… hell!" *the door flies off and the neurologist jumps out, she rolls on the ground, gets up, dusts herself off, and then sprints back to the hospital*

Female cop: *turns the car around and stops it*

Male cop: *blinks with a big grin on his face* "Did that just happen?"

Female cop: "Why do all the hot girls I find have to be crazy? First that girl in high school now this crazy bitch(she's talking about the same girl, but doesn't know it)."

Male cop: "She looked familiar… like I know her from somewhere(he does know her from high school, but his memory isn't the best). Hey do you think it's because you find crazy people hot and you're sexually frustrated?"

Female cop: *stares at him clearly irritated*

Male cop: *stares back and blinks* "What? … do you need me to help you out with that last part?" *gives a hopeful smile*

Female cop: *starts driving after the neurologist* "You're not my type."

Male cop: "Come on, just give me a chance… I'm good at it."

Female cop: "Keep telling yourself that. I'm still not interested."

Male cop: "You're never interested."

Female cop: "That's because you don't interest me as much as she does." *slows down car to match the neurologist's pace and rolls down window* "You got pretty far for a girl that is clearly not much of a runner."

Neurologist: *still running and is panting* "Yeah? You seem to be… doing a good job driving… for a girl with a black eye."

Female cop: "I don't have a-"

Neurologist: *punches the female cop and sprints past the now swerving cop car* "See ya!"

Female cop: *grabs her face where she just got punch and then steadies the swerving car with the other hand* "Did she really just punch me?"

Male cop: "What does the pain on your face tell you?"

Female cop: "It tells me that she's getting run over."

Male cop: "Wait what?"

Female cop: *accelerates the car towards the neurologist* "I have dealt with enough crazy people for one day… the paramedics can deal with this one."

Neurologist: *looks back and sees a car speeding towards her* "Shit." *jumps up when the car is about to hit her and lands on the hood of the car, then runs on top of the car and sits on the trunk* "Thanks for the ride! My legs were starting to get tired." *laughs*

Female cop: *while listening to the neurologist laugh, she stomps on the brake to stop the car, she hear a bang and then some silence* "Finally some peace and quiet." *grabs some handcuffs, gets out of the car, walks over to the nearly unconscious neurologist and put them on her wrist* "Get some rest cutie it's going to be a long night for the two of us."

Neurologist: *grabs onto the female cop's hand* "Please… I need to go see my daughter… she's in the Bittersweet hospital… and I need to know if… she's alr-" *passes out*

Male cop: "Is that blood?"

Female cop: *feels the back of the neurologist's head and sees blood* "Get the med kit now!"

Male cop: "Yes ma'am." *grabs the med kit and brings it back to the female cop* "Why are your hands on her boobs?"

Female cop: "I'm putting her on the ground and turning her to the side idiot!" *takes the med kit out of his hands and opens it up*

Male cop: "No need to get your panties in a bunch."

Female cop: "Not wearing any now shut up." *cleans up the wound on the neurologist's head and then bandages it up*

Male cop: *blushes* "That's so hot."

Female cop: "Quit trying to undress me with your eyes and help me get her inside the car."

Male cop: *helps carry the neurologist into the car and gets in* "So where to next?"

Female cop: *gets in the car* "You'll see."