Hello there people! Here's chapter two of "Alice in Wammyland." In this chapter you'll get to meet Linda and L. Also, this chapter contains a lot of refrences to events that happened in "A Wammy's House Romance," so I advise those who haven't read that story of mine to read it! That's pretty much it... Umm.. Yeah. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I, ThePerfectNoble, do solemnly swear that do not own Death Note in any way, shape, or form.

"Wammyland… Wammy… Why does Wammy seem to sound familiar again?" I asked myself while walking down a random path.

It was weird. For some strange reason I couldn't remember much about who I was or where I even came from. I especially couldn't remember why the word Wammy sounded so familiar. Oh well, maybe I'll remember later. Right now I had to find Near. Also, I had to get back to normal size!

That's right reader! I was still tiny from drinking the "Drink Me" from earlier. Damn that Ryuk! This was all that stupid shinigami's fault. If I saw him again I would kill him. Wait, can one even kill a god of death? Hmm… I have no idea…

"Oh look at her." A voice whispered.

"She looks weird." Another voice whispered

"Yes, I know. She does look weird." And another one after that.

"Who's there?" I asked while looking around, but all I saw were a bunch of flowers.

"We're here," the flowers said in unison.

At that moment I had jumped and fell backwards onto my bottom into the mud, but who cares about that! Those flowers had just spoken to me! I must be going insane! Flowers don't speak! Don't they? Maybe I'm just hearing things. Yeah, that must be it. I'm hearing things.

"Hi there!" I heard one of the flowers yell cheerily at me.

I've gone insane reader! That was the only way to explain it. The only way to explain why I heard inanimate objects talking. The only way the flowers were speaking to me was because I had most likely gone insane!

Standing up hesitantly, I tried wiping some mud of my once clean clothes and walked over to the flower that had just said hi to me. It was a yellow flower and on closer examination it had a face? Oh what the hell? Yup, I've gone bonkers!

"My name's Linda and you're obviously new here. What's your name?" The flower, apparently named Linda, asked.

"Oh… It's Alice and I guess it's nice to meet you Linda." I said to the talking flower.

"Your clothes are dirty. Here I'll lone you some clothes!" Linda said suddenly while pulling out some clothes out of nowhere!

I'm not sure why a flower would have clothes, but oh well. I took the clothes from here and went to change. It was weird though, she had given me a light blue, knee-length dress with a white pinafore over top to wear. She had also given me solid white knee socks and black Mary Janes to wear along with a black head band. What a weird outfit to wear, but it seemed fimiliar… Oh well!

After I was done dressing, I returned back to Linda and her other flower friends. I sat and talked to them for a while and had almost forgotten what I was supposed to be doing, but luckily I didn't forget! I remembered how I was supposed to find the white rabbit Near and also how I needed to find a way to get back to normal size.

When I told the flowers that, they didn't seem really happy about it. In fact, they tried to force me to stay! They said that way I wouldn't get to meet their precious Hatter and Hare and become friends with them. I didn't really understand what they were talking about though. Who were these two people they were referring too?

"I have no time for your nonsense. Thanks for the clothes though, I'll be leaving now." I said while getting up to leave.

As I was walking away I heard Linda yell, "Alice you whore!" For some really, really weird reason that seemed familiar. Like I had heard Linda say that before, but how could that be? This was my first time meeting her. Still, it gave me a déjà vu feeling. How bizarre?

I left the flower garden and continued on the little path in front of me. Soon I reached a place filled with mushrooms and sweets as well. Ignoring the strange things around me, I continued on, that is until I noticed something weird. There was a black ribbon lying in the middle of the road. Walking over, I picked it up and examined it.

"Why is this here?" I wondered out loud.

Looking ahead, I saw another one. I once again picked it up when I reached it, but there were more of those ribbons along the road so I continued with this process of picking them up as I went along. The ribbons led me to a giant mushroom! It was huge! Well, actually if I were normal sized I would probably think it was small, but since I was tiny I thought it was enormous!

"So you found all my clues, Alice." I heard someone say.

"Oh crap. Don't tell me the mushrooms here talk too?" I questioned myself out loud.

"No, they fortunately don't." The voice said again.

Looking around, I finally noticed a guy on top of the giant mushroom. The male climbed down and when I got a better look at him I thought he looked weird. For a while I just stood there staring at this guy who was wearing a plain white long-sleeved shirt, worn out blue jeans, and some ragged looking sneakers. He had messy ebony hair and rather pale skin. His eyes, that looked gray in color, had bags under them making his emotionless face look rather tired. The guy looked to be about six or seven years older than me, but it was hard to tell with him slouching over. I somehow couldn't help but wonder who exactly was he. Oh, and there was one more weird thing about this guy. He had bug antenna sticking out of his head!

"W-who are you and how do you know me?" I asked the guy nervously.

"I am L, the world's greatest caterpillar." He stated with no emotion at all.

I stood there wondering whether or not to take him seriously or not. He did after all have antenna and he did seem serious about what he had just said, but he still looked positively human. Anyway, he still didn't answer my question about how he knew me, so I asked again.

"Okay, Mr. L Caterpillar. How do you know who I am?" I questioned while watching him climb back up the mushroom. Once he got to the top again, he looked down at me and didn't say anything. So I asked again.

"Hey! How do you know who I am!" I yelled up at him. He only responded by smiling and putting his hand up to his ear showing that he couldn't hear me.

"I said how do you know who I am!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, but he only did the same thing with his hand and ear.

Getting frustrated, I decided to climb up there and ask again. As I was climbing up there, I couldn't help but feel that déjà vu feeling again, how mysterious… Anyway, once I reached the top I stomped over to where L was sitting in the most oddest position and asked my question again.

"I WAS ASKING HOW YOU KNOW MY NAME!" I yelled super loudly at him.

For a while he was quiet and just staring at me. I stood there in annoyance and just crossed my arms. This guy was really frustrating me, but I somehow felt a bit happy spending time with him. Anyway, he finally started talking.

"I didn't say you name." He said while pulling out a box of cookies to munch on.

"What! But you said my name earlier!" I yelled in frustration and confusion.

"No I didn't." L replied back.

"Yes you did! You said Alice earlier! I remember you saying it!" I protested.

At that, L just stared at me with such a serious face and said, "that's not your name though."

I didn't understand this guy. Why was he saying my name wasn't Alice? That was my name! Wasn't it? Before I could ask him anything more though, he started to glow. What was happening now?

"Are you okay?" I asked. Right as I finished that sentence L stopped glowing and now he suddenly had butterfly wings. What the hell? This Wammyland place was weird.

"I have to be on my way now, Alice. I hope that you'll be able to remember your name. Farewell." L said while flying away.

"You just said my name again… What a weirdo…" I mumbled to myself before beginning to climb back down the mushroom.

When I got to the ground, L flew back over to the top of mushroom. I wondered what he was doing at first, but then he flew down over to me and handed me two chunks of the giant things.

"This one will make you grow smaller and this other one will make you grow larger. Now, farewell once again." He said that before flying back away.

I looked at the piece that L said would make me grow larger and gulped nervously. Why did I have the strangest feeling that the awful pain from earlier would come back again? I really didn't want to go through that again, but I did want to get back to normal so I had to do this. With a sigh, I stuffed the one that would make me smaller into my pinafore's pocket and took the tiniest bite of the piece that would make me grow. It took a while, but that horrible pain I had experienced before came back causing me to curl up on the ground in pain. When it was over though, I was back to normal. I then got up after that and put the piece that makes me grow into my other pocket.

"Good, now I just have to… Umm… Oh yeah! Find Near!" I said while walking away done the path in front of me.

After that I continued on that path for a while. I wasn't that sure about whether I was going the right way at first, but when I suddenly saw one of Near's robots lying in the road I felt a bit more confident that I was going in the right direction. Well, that is until the path disappeared and I was standing there in the middle of a dark forest alone, and to make matters worse there were a pair of blood red eyes staring down at me from up in a tree. Oh, just what had I gotten myself into?

That's the end of chapter 2. Hahaha Beyond Birthday appears at the very end. I love that guy. He'll also appear at the very beginning of the next chapter of course, but don't worry! He won't hurt Alice! Also, you know who else finally appears next chapter. Well, you'll just have to find out! Bye!

Chapter three coming soon! 8D