Jasmine's Day Off-Chapter 59

Female cop: "That's terrible! Wait why didn't we see either of them with you?"

Neurologist: "Being the genius that I am, I woke up my loyal idiot and commanded him to bring my lovely daughter to the wonderful Bittersweet Hospital."

Female cop: "Quit sugarcoating it. I need facts not fantasy."

Neurologist: "No need to be a bitch about it." *closes her eyes and sticks out her tongue at the female cop*

Female cop: *responds by licking the neurologist's tongue with her own* "Aww, that's so sweet of you cutie."

Neurologist: *glares at the female cop and wipes her tongue on the back of her hand before sticking it back her mouth* "Do that again and you'll lose that tongue."

Female cop: "Can you please get back to telling me the story and hopefully truthfully this time?"

Neurologist: *flips her off* "I woke him up, then slapped him to get him out that daze, I told him to take my daughter to the hospital since she had internal bleeding and I couldn't make it to the hospital as fast as he could… I threw in a please in there. I noticed something weird with the way he was moving, but all that mattered was that he made it to the hospital in time… I went to go get the cops and by the time I got back 2 were missing from the giant group of dumbasses. You know the rest bitch. Now can I see my daughter?"

Female cop: "Sure, as soon as you can describe the idiot that fought all those people."

Neurologist: *clearly irritated* "Why does it fucking matter?!" *slams both her fists down on the table and start yelling loudly* "I told you everything you needed to lock up the assholes who hurt my daughter! Do your job and make sure they rot in prison! While you are at it… *looks up and screams out* "Let me go see my daughter already!" *panting and catches her breath; calms down, unclenches her fists, and quietly says* "I just want to make sure she's safe." *looks into the scared female cop's eyes and gently says* "Please?"

Female cop: *just looks at her for a bit and sees* "Tears? Are you crying?"

Neurologist: *tears are flowing down her face* "Well of course I am you idiot. My daughter is hurt and the only one that could let me go is a coward that probably thinks I'm a monster."

Female cop: "You're not a monster and I'm not scared of you."

Neurologist: "Right that fills me with so much confidence."

Female cop: "Now you decide to be sarcastic?"

Neurologist: "Fuck you. If you won't let me go then I'll break free."

Female cop: "Wait, here." *takes out a key and tosses it right between her hands* "I'll take you to your daughter now, 'kay?"

Neurologist: *grabs the key and uses it to open the handcuffs* "Thanks… get over here."

Female cop: "But I let you go… I thought that meant you weren't going to…"

Neurologist: *runs at the female cop*

Female cop: "Aaaaaahhhh… huh?" *notices the neurologist is currently giving her a hug* "What?"

Neurologist: "Promise to take me to my daughter with no detours or I'll squeeze until you can't breathe on the next hug."

Female cop: *busy enjoying the hug* "Mmm, this feels so nice."

Neurologist: *releases the hug and sweetly says* "If you want another hug from me then take me to my daughter now and pray that she is fine or else."

Female cop: "Or else what?"

Neurologist: *puts both her hands together in the air and slams them down on the table breaking it in half* "Do I make myself clear?"

Female cop: *runs to the glass panel and pounds on it* "Turn on the lights and bring that girl over here!" *the lights turn on and the door clicks open; the female cop runs out and jumps over Paula on her way out and then pushes Paula in and closes the door behind her* "That was too close for comfort."

Surgeon: "Hey babe."

Female cop: "No." *looks at the Radiologist who is currently tending to the beat up doctor* "Hey how is everything going? Is she alright?"

Radiologist: "Yeah, she just had a few internal injuries and we fixed her up as soon as she got here. Helped that the doctor yelled out for somebody to 'save her' the moment he got through the door. How are you enjoying your stay in the Bittersweet Hospital?"

Female cop: "The food you brought me was pretty damn good. Umm, I have a question though?"

Radiologist: "The Neurologist made it. If that's what you were wondering."

Female cop: "This doctor that brought in Paula… what is he to the neurologist a friend, a rival, a boyfriend or what?"

Radiologist: "I want to say all the above, but I think it is better to just say: It's complicated."

Female cop: "Explain it to me."

Radiologist: *looks right at her* "No. I'd rather focus on making the pain the doctor is feeling disappear. Don't like it? Deal with it because I am not in the mood."

Female cop: "I just want a few answers."

Radiologist: "Is that why you hurt and handcuffed my best friend because you wanted answers? Is that why you are trying to put the doctor in prison? You know what? Fuck you."