Swine
1. Any of various omnivorous, even-toed ungulates of the family Suidae, including pigs, hogs, and boars, having a stout body with thick skin, a short neck, and a movable snout.
2. A person regarded as brutish or contemptible.
You gave me a hard word to use. I take it with a smile. ;)
Holmes and Watson ran as they were chased by the criminals who had captured them that morning. They were gaining fast, and Watson's leg was starting to bother him again. Just as things were looking grave, Holmes saw a chance for freedom.
"This way Watson!" Holmes yelled as he ran to a farm.
Watson followed as fast as he could and followed Holmes into a pig pen. Holmes made him crouch down as the criminals ran past them.
After an hour of searching, the men gave up and left to look for them elsewhere. Watson groaned as he walked out of the pig pen muttering under his breath, "Swine, in more than one way."
Holmes laughed at his friend's reaction as they walked down the street, (getting the most disgusted looks they had ever seen).