Scenario: Koro-Sensei tries to make Karasuma smile in his usual Koro-Sensei way. One-Sided friendship
A/N: There is a slight OOC and yes I know Koro-Sensei wouldn't do that but just deal with it.
Surprise! I updated 2 chapters today! Mostly because the other one's crap and I figured that you shouldn't be left with ugliness like that. (and if you notice my writing changes, well that's because I'm posting the stuff from around June when I first started the blog and gradually getting to more recent stuff)
His usually stoic face didn't change. That was until he walked into the teacher's room to see that there were flowers EVERYWHERE. On his desk, his chair, Irina and that damn octopus's desk as well. Scowling, Karasuma opened the window and threw out all of the flowers. Then, he felt 2 slithery tentacles wrap around himself.
"Good Morning Karasuma-Sensei, did you like the present? I flew all over the world getting each brand of flowers from their respective countries." The target spoke with a hidden air of pride that he was better than everybody.
"Actually, I threw all of those flowers. I think that Yada-kun and Megu-kun will enjoy looking at those more than I would," with that, Karasuma slapped the tentacles encirling him away and walked out of the room. As he was walking down the hallway, he heard a loud shriek that he assumed was the octopus cry of disappointment.
Ignoring it, Karasuma went on his way.
Karasuma was trying to teach the class on how to make split-second decisions and how adrenaline sometimes clouded your judgement. Noticed the word trying? He was one step away from murdering someone. The damn octopus had constantly been in the sandbox and was making sculptures of him. Each time the octopus called out his name to check out the sculptures, Karasuma would have one of the students throw a knife at Koro-Sensei or the sculpture.
The last straw was when Koro-Sensei finished another sculpture and all of the boys were gagging and the girls were beginning to blush as they looked away from the direction of the sculpture. Turning around, he looked at what the octopus had made.
He was met with his face making a very sensual expression and his (completely naked) body being pressed up against Irina's (also naked) body. Of course, it was from a position in where you couldn't tell the private anatomy parts of a male and female having sexual intercourse.
He didn't know what happened next, all he remembered was being pulled back by the students and a pile of sand being thrown at the octopuses face.
Meanwhile, Koro-Sensei was currently hiding in a ranch in America as he was too scared to even FACE his co-worker and too embarrassed to face his students.
As Karasuma was walking home after a day of teaching the students lessons as Koro-Sensei hadn't come back, he passed an alleyway where he heard a small "yip!" from.
He turned around and glanced the alleyway quickly before deeming it not that big of a threat and began walking to where he heard the noise. He heard another small bark and looked down at his feet where he saw a golden-haired puppy with big blue eyes looking up at him. The puppy raised a paw weakly before Karasuma squatted down to pick up the pup. Blue met brown as he felt his heart melt at the sight of this poor puppy looking at him with that helpless look in its eyes.
He felt his mouth being tugged into a half-smile as he put the pup back into the box and picked it up. "Let's get you cleaned up shall we?" Karasuma said as he continued walking towards his house. Perhaps if he stayed a little longer, he would have seen Koro-Sensei emerge from the shadows mumbling a "Mission Accomplished," before flying off at Mach 20 speed to continue wailing on how he was such an embarrassment.