29. Gardening / At a Garden
"Mari! Mari, come quick!"
"What?" Marinette demanded, rushing out into the garden. "Is something wrong?"
Adrien stood up from the vegetable patch, back to her as he held something his hand. Glancing at her over his shoulder, he gave her a grin.
"Can you believe our duck?"
Blinking, she stared at him. "What?"
At her question, he turned.
"I said," Adrien winked, "'can you believe our duck?'"
Cradled in his hands, bright red and gleaming in the morning sun, was a deformed tomato that astoundingly resembled a duck.
"Duck be a lady tonight," he began to sing, swaying towards her with the duck-tomato proffered like a giant gemstone.
"Don't you dare," she said, glaring at him. "One more pun out of you and I'm tossing out your breakfast.
"Aw, but I'm already duck on you. Won't you be my Lady Duck?"
"Oh, I cannot believe you!"
A/N: This entry probably makes the least sense of all, but it was like 3AM when I wrote this and I happened across this post on Tumblr about an elderly couple who found a duck-shaped tomato in their vegetable garden and I ... Well.