*nervous laugh* Hello, long time no see right? (even on the actual blog too *sighs*) Life's been hard and I just didn't want to see this fandom or any of the works I've done for awhile. I really am sorry but there are 2 chapters to make up for it! Thanks so much for the follows and reviews though guys, it means a lot to me.

The request for this one is Karasuma and Irina finding out about Koro-Sensei's past life. (I wrote this before the manga reveal and I didn't want to write untrue things so it doesn't actually mention what the two saw)

Pairings: KarasumaxIrina if you squint, friendly Koro/Karasuma, friendly Koro/Irina

"Ugh! I'm sick and tired of that damn octopus bragging about his wonderful childhood life!" Irina groaned. An audible "Thump!" was heard as she hit her back against the wall of the teachers room and slid down onto the floor. She sensed Karasuma looking at her as she wailed on about how annoying the octopus teacher was. "Who is he, to rub in my face about the fabulous childhood he had when he knows that I didn't!"

"I wonder," Karasuma mumbled. He looked at his laptop again and started searching up files. Slightly upset that Karasuma ignored her, Irina stood up and leaned over the desk to see what Karasuma was working on.

"Wait a minute…Is this….?"

"That octopus's files when he was a human being." Shocked, Irina began to bombard questions about the octopus at Karasuma. Until Karasuma's rapidly moving hands stilled.

"What is it now?" She looked back at the computer and saw the file that Karasuma had pulled up. Somehow, he had been able to delve deeper into the government's files then he normally was allowed access into and he found this. Karasuma scrolled down the file and his eyes widened while Irina's face showed no emotion. Hearing the door open, Karasuma closed the file and faced Koro-Sensei.

"Karasuma-san and Irina together? But why the down faces? Did something happen?" Koro-Sensei asked.

Both Irina and Karasuma glanced at each other before coming to a silent agreement. They would never tell him that they knew all of the details of his origin.

"Nothing you damn pervert. I'm gonna go teach the brats now," Irina said with a flip of her hair. Karasuma closed his laptop and stood up.

"I have a meeting with the Ministry that I have to attend to. I will be back in time for my class so don't worry," saying so, he walked to the door that Irina left open and left the room. Leaving a very confused Koro-Sensei behind.